i have seen a lot of grotesque pictures of jack, but somehow even worse ones keep appearing. it looks here like he's missing his mouth entirely, just crushing the pizza into one side of his moustache while his slug-tongue laps frantically at the air.
This fat bastard would literally eat turds before anything healthy.
This is a thing, where most good looking people, Chads or Beckys, have pretty similar physiques, every fatty has a different and always disgusting place they're even more fat than elsewhere. It's like their bodies are so desperate to deposit fat that they're just "oh fuck it let's just throw it in the back of this fucker's neck."
Jacks big thing is that he think he can somehow cheat the system and come out on top winning. Whether thats with his health, internet success, at the store or a fucking drive thru; he somehow feels that he can find some way to get the maximum benefit for him while everyone else gets jack shit.
Nothing like some poivre au steak.
What kind of desperate, flailing company would choose Jack Scalfani for a product placement? Has their marketing team never watched any Jack videos?
That's what these fatties are all about though. It's always "muh tabolism" or some other bullshit because they can't grasp the extremely simple concept that if you consume fewer calories than you expend, you will lose weight. Weight doesn't just magically appear on you.
It's not just that he eats fruit... it's just in pies and turnovers and applesauce. Do we all remember how when he was in the nursing home he complained about his dessert being too small? It looked like some thing with apple in it. And this was right after he bitched and moaned about how they were giving him too much sugar as a diabetic.
Triggered bitch mode in effect once again.
This is the same guy that calls Dunkin Donuts "little bits of poison".
Check out the crusty shit that has accumulated at the base of his ear hole. Obviously he is unable to properly clean and groom himself. Tammy probably only half-asses washing him and skips as many days as possible.
Rob's audience is entirely people from this thread. I think he knows that too.
I find it fitting that he's throwing subtle tantrums over food he can't eat. It really shows both his food insecurity and toddler like emotional regulation. The moment he is faced with limitations and gating on what he can eat, he loses his shit and keeps trying to find ways to either make replacements, or lie and sneak in tastes.
It'll be funny to witness, since there's no way that he'd willingly give away that biscuit. Will be hilarious to have him film Tammy eating and the lien about eating the carbs he clearly ordered. Like that flatbread thing.
This might be the most honest thing he's ever said fatties get into Low Carb diets because they believe it means they can eat all the meat, eggs, and dairy they want.
He's worked up, he's upset
