🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Rage Pig]

No Killstream today. The lazy pig had 8 streams in February so far. No wonder that he can't afford child support anymore.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So the denture question caused him to spiral and go into a drug spree and that’s why he can’t stream huh

 

[KneeLengthCock]

So the denture question caused him to spiral and go into a drug spree and that’s why he can’t stream huh

Careful now, or he might flap his gums at you.

 

[break these cuffs]

Careful now, or he might flap his gums at you.

I can't be the only one who initially read that as "flap his gunt at you". You just expect to see gunt. Gonna be a lot of gum/gunt misreads in the near future as people get used to another of Gunt's failings.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

So the denture question caused him to spiral and go into a drug spree and that’s why he can’t stream huh

Stupid fucking a-logs, I'm too broke to afford dentures! As a madda 'a fact it was probably yew that has dentures, bish! Pizza shit motherfucker.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He's not streaming because he's suffering from acute Twitter withdrawal from this weekend. He tried to taper too fast.

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

Only land apes and white niggers do that much Xanax for funsies. The type that shoot people they’re robbing for $100. I’m very curious about Ralph’s Missing Years.
ETA land apes lol what’s the word I’m looking for.

When in doubt, just call them niggers regardless of melanin production. Never fails

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I was really thinking at work today. Daddy Gym coined the term superberries to make fun of Tonka, which of course were used to buy oxyberries and xannyberries (Also coined by Daddy Gym). Everyone made fun of Tonka for his pill addiction. You think that would've shot up a red flag in Ralph's mind of "hey, I need to stop popping pills so I don't become a running joke like Tonka!" But nope, he kept wiggering along. Once again, we're reminded:

Ralph's Gunt and Blunt
Formerly Tonka's

 

[Elmo]

When in doubt, just call them niggers regardless of melanin production. Never fails

That's Ralph's philosophy. Works every time.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I was inspired by something @Null said on the last MATI, so I decided to run the audio of Ralph hollering through vocalremover.org (removed the weird reverb it created, even though the end result sounds pretty low quality) and the result is unintentionally hilarious. Reminds me of those clips of the Big Bang Theory with the laugh track removed.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I was inspired by something @Null said on the last MATI, so I decided to run the audio of Ralph hollering through vocalremover.org (removed the weird reverb it created, even though the end result sounds pretty low quality) and the result is unintentionally hilarious. Reminds me of those clips of the Big Bang Theory with the laugh track removed.

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(Video attachments are still broken so you're gonna have to make do with streamable in the meantime)

I wish I could do a vocalremover on my wife

 

[Um...]

Did his Kick get permanently banned? It’s still 404’d.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

Did his Kick get permanently banned? It’s still 404’d.

I believe this was a one-month ban:

Ralph was just now banned from kick again:
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Which one of you retards is cucking my content??
Now I have to watch on rumble or that autistic snipe with the gay voices

EDIT: No clue what got him banned, btw. He was just watching Venti and calling her a whore and stuff. It was pretty heated but nothing ToS, I don't think...

So it'll be back by or around March 2nd, I imagine.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Looks like the show continues this evening. Anyone seen merriejayne before? Sounds like an OnlyFans bot to be honest

 

[Scout Trooper]

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Looks like the show continues this evening. Anyone seen merriejayne before? Sounds like an OnlyFans bot to be honest

It's some turbo-antisemitic Canadian or something who is a fan of Mersh.

https://locals.com/member/merriejayne?community_id=48398

Also definitely a dude.

 

[P0LYBIUS]

A summary of tonight's episode of the Killstream

 

[porkWellington]

Tuned in for a few minutes. He's going over the Kino Casino. So far in about 3 minutes:
- He says he actually gets 69 cents per superchat.
- He went over the part where Jim said "Adolwulf only sends him $1 donos", Ralph coped, then Adolwulf donated $1 to cope about "Superchat maxxing"
- Now he's fighting with Shaggy. Shaggy was supposed to call-in Thursday but now he's saying he can't do it and would prefer to call in tonight. Ralph says he literally has nothing else planned for Thursday. Shaggy wants to use Discord, Ralph says he can only do Telegram. Argument resolved, he'll be in on Thursday.

 

[AltisticRight]

He says he actually gets 69 cents per superchat.

So 39% of his superberries goes towards his internet payday loan? I wonder what the interest rate is.

Edit: 31%, I'll add 0.1 and be right back.

 

[KneeLengthCock]

So 39% of his superberries goes towards his internet payday loan? I wonder what the interest rate is.

Where did you learn math?

 

[AltisticRight]

Where did you learn math?

31%*
Lol that was dumb.