Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

He heard what sounded like an air horn and then said there was a fire truck in his driveway.

Understandable. Somebody reported he's a flaming homosexual and the fire department took it the wrong way.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

"I hope he doesn't die"

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick seemingly implied that the weird cancellations have something to do with his wife.

Superchat Q: "How do kids have a schedule approaching midnight?"
"Um, it's not....... The kid's schedule is one thing. Having a large family involves having, uh, several other people, um, and their schedules and timing get shifted around."

Though reading that I guess that could be the nanny too, though I don't think the nanny should be there at 11 at night.

"I hope he doesn't die"

Said in response to a super chat asking if he has a response to Jim's comments. We have a new "I hope he makes a million dollars."

 

[feral cat #6385]

Don't get me wrong, I like Sean very much, and he seems really wholesome, but I also really liked Rekieta and thought he was wholesome at one point too. Instead of saying "Sean is the new old Rekieta," I find myself saying "Sean, please... for the love of God, don't turn into Rekieta."

Sean is one of us. He will be fine. He will die of obesity long before becoming a cow.

Coomalot just got swatted allegedly. I’ll edit with the video in a sec.

Edit; He was coping and sneeding about his terrible Daytona performance when it happened. He heard what sounded like an air horn and then said there was a fire truck in his driveway.

I doubt it was a swat. Men with big hoses show up at COOM-A-LOT's house to get serviced all the time. Because he is a cock sucking and fucking faggot. Power bottom I believe the term is.

Nick (after being muted) starts his show by whining about how he wishes he had cancelled tonight's show.

He says that he might not be able to cover trials because of the recent "upheaval" which he does not want to talk about, but the way he does sounds a lot like the nanny quitting.

I don't know why he even bothers. Time to hang it up bud!

Nick seemingly implied that the weird cancellations have something to do with his wife.

That's a funny way to spell alcoholism and drug abuse. Since his streaming career is over maybe she wants him to get a real job. instead of drinking in his cuck vault at all hours.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

I don't know why he even bothers. Time to hang it up bud!

Don't you dare. I hope you make a bajillion dollars.

 

[Captain Manning]

"I hope he doesn't die"

Said in response to a super chat asking if he has a response to Jim's comments. We have a new "I hope he makes a million dollars."

Oof. That's nasty.

That's like the time Keemstar told Total Biscuit that he couldn't wait to report on his death.

That's gonna stick to him. Sweety Squad ain't gonna like this. Keep digging Nick. Piss off even more people!

I doubt it was a swat. Men with big hoses show up at COOM-A-LOT's house to get serviced all the time.

Yeah 28 firefighters pulling up in red Ford Raptor Trucks
Fire truck in the driveway. Airhorn sounding
Casa Coomalot is under seige under lockdown
Firefighters are gonna fuck Casa Coomalot NASCAR driver butt

 

[FiveStarAce]

Did anyone ever come up with the Name BALLDOZER?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Nick looks awful what the hell.

 

[Father Balldo]

He just said he didn't shut down his Give Send Go and went to go look at it and was shocked to find out it's not there. He only put it up because people begged for it, he doesn't really care and never really cared. He thinks he got the money, or it was directly given to Ramdazza. Or maybe it was given Nick, and then Nick gave it to Ramdazza, but Nick doesn't know. He didn't realize it was shut down until just now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Wait, why did Balldo and Coomalot break up??? Was this over Eric July?

Sex with Kayla Rekieta at the Vegas hotel as Nick watched was one thing, but using the balldo on Nick was a little too much even for Coomie. Coomie isn't even attracted to Nick, see as a bisexual queer Coomie prefers closeted musclefat dudes at the Nascar track and not aging alcoholics pretending to be flaming faggot twinks. The love affair simply couldn't last.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

He just said he didn't shut down his Give Send Go and went to go look at it and was shocked to find out it's not there. He only put it up because people begged for it, he doesn't really care and never really cared. He thinks he got the money, or it was directly given to Ramdazza. Or maybe it was given Nick, and then Nick gave it to Ramdazza, but Nick doesn't know. He didn't realize it was shut down until just now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Holy fucking shit. On its face, absolutely retarded. Consider how often he lies, it's absolutely pathetic.

 

[Space Pope]

Though reading that I guess that could be the nanny too, though I don't think the nanny should be there at 11 at night.

You're being far too generous. The only way this isn't about his wife or weird cuck shit is if Nicki admits he was just lying and vomiting out the first excuse he could without first thinking if his lie made any sense.

He just said he didn't shut down his Give Send Go and went to go look at it and was shocked to find out it's not there. He only put it up because people begged for it, he doesn't really care and never really cared. He thinks he got the money, or it was directly given to Ramdazza. Or maybe it was given Nick, and then Nick gave it to Ramdazza, but Nick doesn't know. He didn't realize it was shut down until just now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The few fans he has left that would think of giving him money must feel great that he cares so little about the stewardship of the money they give to help.

 

[Captain Manning]

He just said he didn't shut down his Give Send Go and went to go look at it and was shocked to find out it's not there. He only put it up because people begged for it, he doesn't really care and never really cared. He thinks he got the money, or it was directly given to Ramdazza. Or maybe it was given Nick, and then Nick gave it to Ramdazza, but Nick doesn't know. He didn't realize it was shut down until just now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*Snort*

Yeah, I believe none of that. NONE.

He took that shit down because it completely stalled out and served as a monument to his present ineptitude.

 

[Dottle]

He's drunk and coping hard tonight. I don't miss the piss filter. I'm guessing the nanny left with no notice.

 

[Maude Snew]

*Snort*

Yeah, I believe none of that. NONE.

He took that shit down because it completely stalled out and served as a monument to his present ineptitude.

Bugged crowdfunding mechanics, dood. He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct, okay. *snort* *licks bottle*

He's drunk and coping hard tonight. I don't miss the piss filter. I'm guessing the nanny left with no notice.

He's swaying so hard I'm getting fucking sea sick just watching, I will now go back to not doing that again for a long while.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

He's drunk and coping hard tonight. I don't miss the piss filter. I'm guessing the nanny left with no notice.

Awaiting his breakdown of her text messages where he totally wasn't owned for being a shitty employer and he fired her.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Again, Nick, alone among the adult population, is unable to function with life's ordinary difficulties while also doing his part-time job. Kiwis are just basement dwellers who have no sense of responsibility. They can't comprehend the totally normal behaviour of a married father of many failing to show up to work a third of the time.

 

[Neetorino]

he saw EVS distancing himself.

I only ever had a cursory interest in CG at the time, but wasn't EVS one of the people suspected to have a blacklist? It's entirely possible he saw Nick as a net negative and the other CG Orbiters (Coomy included) will start to ice him out more.

Keep digging Nick. Piss off even more people!

But isn't it HI-LARIOUS? He's asking for Minnesota Driveway Wars II reacting this badly to mild criticism.

 

[Bepis]

If only you knew how bad things really are.

 

[The Snail]

Tonight is rivaling the swing stream. Rumble flip BTFOd too.