Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Koby_Fish]

I don't know where Bobby got this from but it is fake.

Quick point of order here on the linked article, while there's an official specific "Pagan" religion named as such that is distinct from Hinduism, there is a broader meaning to "pagan", that is, someone who worships other gods, particularly polytheists, which Hindus, duh, happen to be. The journoroach reporting on the fakery should know this.

But the fact that Bob got completely taken in by a fake tweet, because he believes all MAGAnaiseghoulen Believers are all secretly youth pastor child-toucher Chester Molesters, is peak Bob. His bias got in the way and he totally fell for it.

The main problem with Bob's worldview is that he equates "making shit" with "being a creative"

He has no place in this "creative class" that he has devised, because he has created nothing. All the garbage on his dumbass youtube channel and his ephemeral blogs are the digital equivalent of a mud hut.

Bob's so stupid, he thinks that reviewing movies and sperging ad nauseum about trivial minutia trivia about movies is "creative". No it's not, it's called being an autist. Maybe he also thinks that his Game Overeater series was "creative", but nobody needed that shit. The only mildly funny parts of that was times like when Chippa was saying to the Game Unthinker Anti-Thinker who for all the world looks like he dressed up like fucking Chris-Chan, "Bob? Why are you dressed like a douche?" and "Bob" (The Anti-Thinker) "running up on him" before the camera is knocked over and blacks out in that funky meme way where it doesn't even look like he's moving his legs, he's just moving by tilting side-to-side super-rapidly. Sorta like Blair Witch Project but also meme, whichever meme that was.

500 pages.

Second thread.

He's still Cinema Roberto, the Lord of Lard.

Still no social life. Still hasn't gotten laid. Still hasn't done anything with his life.

He truly is a failure of a man and a human being.

For he is The Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Last of his Line, Ba'ab al-Movie, Sheikh Diabeeto, Masshole Mussolini, Pol Potbelly, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder, Bobby the Smoothbrain Heenan Chipman, the crayon-eating, paste-consooming Blue Curtain Analysis Expert.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Bob chipman wasn't shoved into lockers enough when he was in highschool.

I don't think they make lockers big enough. Besides, anyone who wanted to laugh at Bob in high school could've just watched him in PE class.

 

[Positron]

20Feb#01
Forget Birthday Boy for the moment. Do you remember this person?

The video is more interesting than I expected. Lesser Brother tells us he lost a sister-in-law (from his wife's side of course) last year, and he talks about the music he listened to, both recently and during his twenties. Streetlight Manifesto, whose show he has just saw, is a "third-wave ska" band.

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20Feb#02
Bobby needs to reminds you he is the walking encyclopedia of lesbianism. Lesbianism is about corsets, stiletto-heel boots, and St. Andrew crosses you see? If a feminist says otherwise, she must have been insufficiently liberated and might even be a tradwife in disguise!


20Feb#03
Another case of breast reduction in the new X-men cartoon.


20Feb#04
People recognize that one of the function of film critics is to keep studios honest, and if they refuse to criticize, they are failing this function.


20Feb#05
Angry Joe encourages Chris Stuckmann to speak his mind for the sake of Stuckmann's audience. Bobby thinks joining the dogpile against Madame Web is fanning a Youtube discourse that "sucks worse" than Madame Web itself. This is ironic, considering Bobby's open refusal to review Fantastic Beasts is encouraging the mistaken discourse that J. K. Rowling is "transphobic" real villain.

Thank you furry.

20Feb#06
The Madame Web affair reminds someone of Ghostbustesses (2016).


20Feb#07
Even Darren Mooney has now accepted the reality of capeshit fatigue, while Bobby remains the obese version of the Japanese soldier languishing on a South Pacific island, still waiting for "Generation Alpha" to eventually vindicate him.


20Feb#08
Capeshit audience today prefer pretty boys to hideously-deformed villains.


20Feb#09
Snyder.


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20Feb#12
Óscar Bartolomé says what we've repeated so many times in these pages: AI-generated art is only a threat to lazy hacks.

Which part of "If you're not good enough, try harder" did Bobby fail to understand? I surmise Bobby gets his impression on "Tech Guys" based solely on Lesser Brother.

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20Feb#14
Cartoon.


20Feb#15
Bobby mistakes Samuel L. Jackson as Chuck Norris.


20Feb#16


20Feb#17
The Hill postulates that people stick to old TV shows because they find deliberating over choices too stressful (archive), and very young people don't care if they've watched the same show hundreds of times before.

Why does Bobby bring up "Gen Z is at work"? The article is talking about streaming, not old-style scheduled TV.

20Feb#18

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20Feb#19
Daily Kos.


20Feb#20

Ronny looks gainfully employed. How about you Bobby?

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Ronny looks gainfully employed. How about you Bobby?

"He looks necessary," says a dime-a-dozen reviewer of goyslop to what seems to be either a farmer or a trucker.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Let's just rip the bandage off right now before we continue: there is no such thing as a "creative class." It's a figment of Bob's deluded imagination. A piece of mental gymnastics designed to protect him from acknowledging that he's one of those "impoverished, working class rubes" he despises so much. There are creative people all across the economic spectrum. Some creatives are from rich backgrounds, and some struggle to stay afloat.

Watch Strongbad explain it:

Bob just wants to create a unique, super special identity for himself that lets him smugly gloat over the 'lower class' he pretends he isn't a part of.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Another trip around the sun, and how does Robert celebrate it? By going on Xitter and getting mad at people he thinks are beneath him. You've earned this, fat boy. Happy 500 pages on your second thread.

 

[WelperHelper99]

20Feb#18

Blob is COOMING over Nintendo being declared the richest Japanese company. Keep it in your pants Bobby.

20Feb#12
Óscar Bartolomé says what we've repeated so many times in these pages: AI-generated art is only a threat to lazy hacks.

Which part of "If you're not good enough, try harder" did Bobby fail to understand? I surmise Bobby gets his impression on "Tech Guys" based solely on Lesser Brother.

Bob, if you're a mediocre artist, you CAN get better. Everyone can get better. I wasn't born being able to weld, I earned that through trial and error. And we have to fight against robots to keep our jobs. Artists can too.

Let's just rip the bandage off right now before we continue: there is no such thing as a "creative class." It's a figment of Bob's deluded imagination. A piece of mental gymnastics designed to protect him from acknowledging that he's one of those "impoverished, working class rubes" he despises so much. There are creative people all across the economic spectrum. Some creatives are from rich backgrounds, and some struggle to stay afloat.

Watch Strongbad explain it:

Bob just wants to create a unique, super special identity for himself that lets him smugly gloat over the 'lower class' he pretends he isn't a part of.

Bob wants to be part of the upper crust so bad so he can back up his attitude of looking down at others. He's such a brat.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Imagine being scared of an 80+ year old black man living in Hollywood, lmao.

 

[Felis Meanis]

Haha, this is great!

The retro Mario banner, combined with the unfortunate visage of the slovenly retrograde that is Robert Chipman, who's sporting a cheap suit, sunglasses (as always — Roberts white trash heritage refuse to let itself be disguised) and an overall sickly appearance, is simply fantastic.

It's like a parody of your typical severely autistic "video game influencer" with a vastly inflated and wholly undeserved ego.

Except in Roberts case, it's anything but a parody, of course. This is who he sees himself as: a member of the bourgeoisie (who is somehow fit to speak for the working class) as well as a Mario-enthusiast, ready to educate the ignorant masses and shower them with class and taste in the form of videogames, movies made chiefly for children and the occasional urging for genocide against his betters. All packaged into one picture.

If only Roberts delusional mind would ever allow itself to take the plunge and immerse itself in the reality of things; to permit the realization of what a raging buffoon he actually is. I'm not entirely dismissal of the idea of paying money to see such a revelation of his unfold.

 

[The tired cat]

20Feb#03
Another case of breast reduction in the new X-men cartoon.

I mean, its clearly made look like this to animate shit easier. But, I gotta say the guy sperging is somehow worse, specially since he simps for that Korean knock off game cause "it has big ass and titties" or that Chinese knock off RE cause again "big ass and titties", in a way I think Bobbo found his retarded alter ego

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Stuckman should be embarrassed by refusing to watch such an amazing movie as Madam Web. It's get rave reviews from gay furries everywhere!

If you didn't watch, YMS does encourage people to go to the theater to see Madam Web and that's because he says the movie is so bad that it's good. He says it's far funnier and fascinating than Morbius ever was. Speaking of Morbius, isn't it funny how everyone collectively shat on it before it ever came out and yet when Madam Web has all, if not more, of the same problems it gets a pass from faggots just because of a woman director? Didn't Bob talk about and make fun of Morbius months before it's release because nobody asked for a Morbius movie? And that Joe Ruso fag "Don't blame da writers when you can blame CEOs instead!" I don't know how close to bankruptcy he got during the strike but it wasn't close enough. Fuck these people.

 

[JayHarrison]

[2024.02.20-03] Another case of breast reduction in the new X-men cartoon.

Rogue is missing one feature that renders her "the ideal 21st Century woman" as per Leftist zombies like Moviebob: She has too much bosom and nowhere near enough belly. In Leftist circles, the ideal bust-waist-hip measurements for the female body are 36-84-72.

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[2024.02.20-04] People recognize that one of the function of film critics is to keep studios honest, and if they refuse to criticize, they are failing this function.

I'll bet Stuckmann's filmmaking capabilities are far better than those of Moviebob. (This is conjecture on my part regarding Stuckmann; I'd say Moviebob's production quality has always been shit, but I don't want to be hit with a libel suit from America's manure industry.)

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[2024.02.20-05] Angry Joe encourages Chris Stuckmann to speak his mind for the sake of Stuckmann's audience. Bobby thinks joining the dogpile against Madame Web is fanning a Youtube discourse that "sucks worse" than Madame Web itself. This is ironic, considering Bobby's open refusal to review Fantastic Beasts is encouraging the mistaken discourse that J. K. Rowling is "transphobic" real villain.

We don't forget who the real villains are. The real villains are the ones who complain about 62,000,000 worthless troglodytes stealing the fyuuchaa they EARNED.

Thank you furry.

Disagree. While I don't like Angry Joe, at least I'm willing to contend with his POV.

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[2024.02.20-06] The Madame Web affair reminds someone of Ghostbustesses (2016).

So... nothing like Moviebob's rage "review" of Pixels?

[2024.02.20-07] Even Darren Mooney has now accepted the reality of capeshit fatigue, while Bobby remains the obese version of the Japanese soldier languishing on a South Pacific island, still waiting for "Generation Alpha" to eventually vindicate him.

Here's that James Gunn boot you ordered, Bob.

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[2024.02.20-10]


[2024.02.20-11]

Yeah... endorsing Moviebob in any way is a terrible look for your film.

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[2024.20.-12] Óscar Bartolomé says what we've repeated so many times in these pages: AI-generated art is only a threat to lazy hacks.

You can easily foresee the response from Moviebob, a lazy hack. (I'm not being facetions. Bob has been producing these essays for... how long now? And, from what's being posted here, it appears Bob is using the exact same brackground images with the exact same fonts and the exact same clip-art gentleman images with the exact same logo since Bob's Escapist days.)

Which part of "If you're not good enough, try harder" did Bobby fail to understand?

All of it, I'll wager, mainly because it's not written in a Dr. Seuss book.

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[2024.02.20-12]

It seems strange that Moviebob would care about taking away artists' rights, given that Bob perpetually spews a desire to take away 2016 Wrongvoters' rights to exist.

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[2024.02.20-15] Bobby mistakes Samuel L. Jackson as Chuck Norris.

Ah, yes. Something similar to Liam Neeson opposing guns despite using guns in his films.

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[2024.02.20-16]

The only person in this discussion with a Messiah complex happens to be Moviebob.

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[2024.02.20-19] Daily Kos.

Or, as I call it, Daily POS.

As if you give even the most microscopic of damns about their children's well-being, Bob.

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[2024.02.20-20]

I don't blame this Alabaman--assuming, of course, he is from Alabama--for wanting to refuse to do business with New York. As I keep saying, the red regions can easily survive without imports from the blue, but the blue regions are inevitably dead without importing anything from the red.

Ronny looks gainfully employed. How about you Bobby?

Arthur Morgan has already answered that question.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

20Feb#06

Did Bob go after James for not reviewing Ghostbusters 2016?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Stuckman should be embarrassed by refusing to watch such an amazing movie as Madam Web. It's get rave reviews from gay furries everywhere!

If you didn't watch, YMS does encourage people to go to the theater to see Madam Web and that's because he says the movie is so bad that it's good. He says it's far funnier and fascinating than Morbius ever was. Speaking of Morbius, isn't it funny how everyone collectively shat on it before it ever came out and yet when Madam Web has all, if not more, of the same problems it gets a pass from faggots just because of a woman director? Didn't Bob talk about and make fun of Morbius months before it's release because nobody asked for a Morbius movie? And that Joe Ruso fag "Don't blame da writers when you can blame CEOs instead!" I don't know how close to bankruptcy he got during the strike but it wasn't close enough. Fuck these people.

I could watch this hypothetical from Oney and friends to get the full experience.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Did Bob go after James for not reviewing Ghostbusters 2016?

Not as hard as some people did.

I think Bob just lumped James in with every sinlge chud who hated this stunning and brave movie filled with wahmyn even though it wasn't out yet.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

The retro Mario banner, combined with the unfortunate visage of the slovenly retrograde that is Robert Chipman, who's sporting a cheap suit, sunglasses (as always — Roberts white trash heritage refuse to let itself be disguised) and an overall sickly appearance, is simply fantastic.

Don't forget the polo shirt being worn for the second day in a row.

And I think someone here made the determination that the sunglasses are just painted over in mspaint or something.

 

[Koby_Fish]

You can easily foresee the response from Moviebob, a lazy hack. (I'm not being facetions. Bob has been producing these essays for... how long now? And, from what's being posted here, it appears Bob is using the exact same brackground images with the exact same fonts and the exact same clip-art gentleman images with the exact same logo since Bob's Escapist days.)

Nostalgia is a helluva drug. Bob thinks that it's nostalgic to keep his videos at a steady state of disimprovement so that people will recognize his style from a decade+ ago. I guess his perspective is, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." even though it is most certainly broken, and DOES need fixing.

 

[Felis Meanis]

Don't forget the polo shirt being worn for the second day in a row.

Is this a picture taken from his brothers wedding, then?

Since Robert never goes outside, let alone socialize with others, I figured he's always reusing his hilarious wardrobe, and so I thought he just put on the same shitty clothes with the autistic polo shirt for his Twitter profile picture. Gotta look classy for the people that matter on the very important social media platform, no?

He really is mentally like a child. Only a child would stubbornly refuse to invest in a good dress shirt, much preferring a T-shirt, or what is probably in Roberts faulty mind the "luxurious, gentlemans T-shirt", i.e. a polo shirt.
It's especially funny because for Robert it's most probably less about the money and more about "the hassle" of putting on a dress shirt. I bet Robert would huff and puff in frustration and anger over trying to operate a deployant clasp on a wrist watch. He probably unironically wields a plastic Mario-wrist watch for the very few special occasions his brother invites him to, since it's easy to slide the cheap, stretchy plastic wristband on and off his diabetic wrist.

Roberts wet dream of being an intellectual, classy gentleman, combined with the rest of his piggish and simple nature, is just such a treat *chef's kiss*.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Is this a picture taken from his brothers wedding, then?

Since Robert never goes outside, let alone socialize with others, I figured he's always reusing his hilarious wardrobe, and so I thought he just put on the same shitty clothes with the autistic polo shirt for his Twitter profile picture. Gotta look classy for the people that matter on the very important social media platform, no?

He really is mentally like a child. Only a child would stubbornly refuse to invest in a good dress shirt, much preferring a T-shirt, or what is probably in Roberts faul mind the "luxurious, gentlemans T-shirt", i.e. a polo shirt.
It's especially funny because for Robert it's most probably less about the money and more about "the hassle" of putting on a dress shirt. I bet Robert would huff and puff in frustration and anger over trying to operate a deployant clasp on a wrist watch. He probably unironically wields a plastic Mario-wrist watch for the very few special occasions his brother invites him to, since it's easy to slide the cheap, stretchy plastic wristband on and off his diabetic wrist.

Roberts wet dream of being an intellectual, classy gentleman, combined with the rest of his piggish and simple nature, is just such a treat *chef's kiss*.

I think it's actually from his sister's wedding. I think that was more recent than his bro's wedding. Note the blue polo shirt that he wore to the Mexico-on-the-beach reception hunched over his phone on twitter. No tie can hide the fact that it is, in fact, a fucking short sleeved polo shirt, which made his cuffs on his jacket look weird. Maybe it's because Bob's a damn autist who feels uncomfortable in Monkey Suits (dress shirt and jacket plus pants) and can't bring himself to suck it up and wear a full button-up shirt once in his life. Unless it has a mario pattern on it, but I'm guessing this was a hard line on the dress code by sis.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Not as hard as some people did.
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I think Bob just lumped James in with every sinlge chud who hated this stunning and brave movie filled with wahmyn even though it wasn't out yet.

You have to remember Ghostbusters 2016 was before Trump won and Queen Hillary Lost. As well documented in this thread Blobby has a massive case of TDS and while gamergate was a big thing for Blobby James never took a position on it. Pre-Election James just wasn't into a movie it's not like a he's a gamergater. Post election James would have been lumped with MAGA "Chuds" and his response would have been way different.