Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Elissa's got her work cut out for her. There's so much shit just from last night.

Plus MATI is today, and Null confirmed in chat just a while ago, that yes, it will be happening.

Then, of course, KC will undoubtedly hit this too.

Poor woman. All because Nick can't lay off the alcohol. Know your efforts are always appreciated, @elb .

He once claimed he lost a gun in a boating accident, another wild tale that is probably bullshit.

It was mentioned a while back that there is apparently a old meme involving losing guns in boating accidents. TBF, he might have actually been channeling that meme as a joke and nobody picked up on that.

https://www.pewpewtactical.com/i-lost-all-my-guns-in-a-boating-accident/

EDIT: Typo.

 

[Kurohige]

He once claimed he lost a gun in a boating accident, another wild tale that is probably bullshit.

It is, but that's also because it's a common(?) joke said to covertly own the feds about your guns when publicly speaking about them.

Bet he wishes that he had that many to lose though.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

LOCALS guesses what is wrong with Nick.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

People like to post comparison photos about how Nick looked in 2019 or whenever, but even just a year apart is stunning.

These photos from 2022, 2023, and 2024 are each a year less a day apart.

Tell him he has a problem and he'll double down and look even more fucked up the next stream, just to spite you

Nick will never admit he has a problem because that would mean that Kiwi Farms was right, and not just that, that Kiwi Farms was right for a year and a half.

It would also mean recognizing that he squandered his chance at the big time because of being a drunk weirdo sex guy. If Nick is seething at all about what Jim said, it was probably when he said that Nick was one of the only people he knew on the Internet who he thought might become a legitimate celebrity.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

What's he looking at, is there's a muscular naked black man standing off to his left or something?

Yes, but that’s unrelated.

 

[zimzam88]

He's in the best shape of his life folks.

 

[Spaded Dave]

To the most autistic boy on earth, happy suicide.
I hope you raise a lot of money after your death.

I hope your life insurance is worth a million dollars!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

His cope seems to be that Pippa only distanced themselves from him because Phase Connect commanded her too, and they'd otherwise be bosom buddies. As if she completely lacks agency. Claims he's got messages that would prove it. I think he's jumping on the Nijisanji thing because it would bolster his cope these management agencies are controlling and that he was cockblocked by them.

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Clip courtesy of @GPrimacado.

It seems kinda obsessive and stalkerish at points.

In the end, he should just drop the whole thing. As the old saying goes "she's just not that into you, dude."

I know this is the Rekieta thread, but we don't really have a Coomy thread. Maybe we should though. He's definitely working towards one with all his cringe lately.

Also, it still weirds me out that I feel like I have to take the side of a vtuber here.

Imagine how big of a slight it was to him that a woman publicly snubbed him. He can't let her go. A woman fleeing only makes the southern sex pest that much more horny. I hope he does a gunt style dahwxing stream to get her to notice him.

 

[TerrifyingPterodactyl]

Jesus what the fuck happened to him, I haven't paid much attention and last I knew he's wasn't on good terms with Null, but fuck man God must have decided josh had enough trials and is now using his swift and mighty sword to smite all the farms enemies at once lol.

 

[Neetorino]

and then he goes on with a cope about how "people asked me to set it up, I never wanted to do it anyways, I havent looked at my email in 3 weeks"

Nick! I wonder if Rumble sent any communications via email??

I went ahead and clipped just that bit from the greater section. If he hasn't checked his email in three weeks that puts it to the end of January, which means he might've already gotten the rejection email from Rumble and is now just ignoring it entirely in a "muh ODD" fashion. Also, he sounds like someone's pinching one of his nostrils closed and forcing him to keep talking. Nigga blow your goddamn nose!

 

[Sharpeteer]

Looks like the homeless people that come up to my car asking for money, or I see pacing around the McDonalds muttering to themselves. Give him time.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

People like to post comparison photos about how Nick looked in 2019 or whenever, but even just a year apart is stunning.

These photos from 2022, 2023, and 2024 are each a year less a day apart.

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Nick will never admit he has a problem because that would mean that Kiwi Farms was right, and not just that, that Kiwi Farms was right for a year and a half.

It would also mean recognizing that he squandered his chance at the big time because of being a drunk weirdo sex guy. If Nick is seething at all about what Jim said, it was probably when he said that Nick was one of the only people he knew on the Internet who he thought might become a legitimate celebrity.

Stealing these for the OP.

I went ahead and clipped just that bit from the greater section. If he hasn't checked his email in three weeks that puts it to the end of January, which means he might've already gotten the rejection email from Rumble and is now just ignoring it entirely in a "muh ODD" fashion. Also, he sounds like someone's pinching one of his nostrils closed and forcing him to keep talking. Nigga blow your goddamn nose!
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They are supposed to CALL him. He is very important, you know...

Nick has very rarely shown much courtesy that I can remember to his audience and business partners. It was excused like you excuse the quirks of a particularly attractive, talented, or rich person, but Nick is none of those things at present.

 

[Braphamut]

Nick needs to detox. No alcohol for a year, not even the weakest can of beer a lightweight wouldn't have a problem with. Most of all he needs to put his energy into his work and kids. He'll feel way happier having a purpose.

We know he needs to stop, he knows he needs to stop, he knows we know he knows he needs to stop, we know he knows we know he needs to stop, but he is still drinking.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Two things after trying to sift through some of this. First the bruise. I wonder if he has bruised himself on his own? He keeps touching his face

It's always leaning into this same hand (right hand, assuming not mirrored video). Even if this isn't the cause, he's not helping the healing by fucking touching it all the time. Thus, I shall refer to this as his:
COPE BRUISE
(Note: that is just from the 2 min clip posted above thread. And I didn't clip every face touch. This guy is a gold mine for body language experts.)

Aside from that, he's doing the weird "talking to hypothetical people offscreen" that Ralph does. He also did that during the Eric July scream cope fest, which I think was the initial manifestation on stream of the real Nick. This is just the newest version.



This would almost be Shakespearean, were it not real. (Also have seen it as Grima, Gollum [sorry Lady R, you might be losing your title]) It's like he's talking to the demons inside, like his inner monologue has become an outie. He would literally be starting a sentence facing down, then suddenly look up. (Andrew Tate or Josh or whoever isn't there, ya lush.)

Even compare that to when he's talking to the screen:


Which, you really should be talking to the camera if you're monologuing on a stream, but whatever. This is not a well person, and I don't think he has a good grasp on reality anymore.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I scrolled through last night's LOCALS (surprisingly not long) and pulled highlights:

John, The Farms, various streamers, and other things are reacted to:

Spoiler: Mental Breakdown Chat Highlights

Continues in post 2 due to media restrictions

 

[Summer of George]

Nick needs to detox. No alcohol for a year, not even the weakest can of beer a lightweight wouldn't have a problem with. Most of all he needs to put his energy into his work and kids. He'll feel way happier having a purpose.

It’s about time to check into a nice swanky inpatient rehab. Hell, there's probably more than one out there that incorporates the "swinging" lifestyle. It probably won't fix the addiction - the first go-around almost never does. But it's necessary purely from a face-saving standpoint.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Rekietabros... wtf?
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@Null , he wants you to make a million dollars, but not kill yourself!
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More context for the above clips, not that it helps...

Spoiler: Rambling lunatic

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I am actually ashamed that I supported and promoted him. It's stupid to say but it feels like that support helped push him into this retardation. I don't know what goofballs he's on but I hope they helped him sleep through the night.


He is so disappointing.

 

[Potatoherder]

On youtube, looks like a cool $185. (187 would have been appropriate.) Looks like he did stream for another extra hour on rumble, but as Null has famously said, Rumble doesn't keep chat or a log of past work. Hoping our script buddies were at work!

Not a great night but better than some of his worst. Rumble( $45 ) came no where near the $185 he got on YT. Nick only made one chat message, a notice that he was starting soon. 37 hits for 'kiwi', 36 for 'farms', and 26 for 'jew'.

EliePhant	IF NO ONE HAS TOLD YOU TODAY...YOU ARE NOT A PIECE OF SHIT	$2	2024-02-20 01:52:09 -0600 CST
EliePhant	WHY ARE YOU GHEY	$2	2024-02-20 01:56:42 -0600 CST

I am leaning towards a ribbing and not her going hostile.

EliePhant

@TalkingTrashAndTruths you missed nick calling me lesbian

2024-02-20 02:07:55 -0600 CST

Paypig of the night with $20 or 44% is LastOfYahoos. Nick won't take his own advice and it will never be his fault. So dance monkey dance.

LastOfYahoos

"It's like your advice on losing weight. Just stop being inconsistent, fuckhead. Now drink, entertain me and tell me you love me."

$20

2024-02-19 23:56:49 -0600 CST

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Total Rumbles: $ 45
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Conversion Rate Raw: 0.27094152178821407 ( Adjusted: 0.25% )
Peak Viewers: 4429
Peaked time: 2024-02-20 01:50:43.718973943 -0600 CST m=+14862.557416034
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Chat Messages: 3761 ( 404 unique users )
Muted: 0
Deleted: 0
Unknown: 1
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StreamID: 261834731
Start: 2024-02-19 21:58:03.952135984 -0600 CST m=+902.790578075
End: 2024-02-20 03:29:43.60265658 -0600 CST m=+20802.441098666
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StreamURL: https://rumble.com/v4ehaub-john-oli...homas-scotus-on-bump-stocks-hawaii-vs.-s.html
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edit: added back in peak viewers as it somehow got cut out.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It’s about time to check into a nice swanky inpatient rehab. Hell, there's probably more than one out there that incorporates the "swinging" lifestyle. It probably won't fix the addiction - the first go-around almost never does. But it's necessary purely from a face-saving standpoint.

As long as he did, I don't really care about the why. I want my retard to live.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I tried asking about this a week ago, but what the fuck kind of wedding ring is that? When I first saw it, I thought it was a plaster over his finger, but it's actually a ring that's bright blue? Is there significance to this? It's looks like one of those mood rings I wore when I was 12.