"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Flamin Park]

That's a really fascinating old case, because they couldn't get him to open up and tell them what he'd been doing and with who.

It's also weird because it's fucking RAPID

let's be generous and assume that he starts selling his ass on the street at 9. That means he' goes from first potential infection to sarcomas and complete system failure in 7 years, with serious symptoms in 4

It doesn't really add up for it to kill a 16 year old that quick. Plus HIV isn't ten a penny at this point, it's an unheard of condition even in legend. The whole thing is just VERY interesting

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I still love how much exaspiration Rainbow Jesus showed over Phil getting interviewed at Occupy whatever-it-was-at-the-time.

That is such a classic clip as it showed he had no idea what Maoism was about. It was just, "different type of communism and I love that guy from Hetalia". Fuck but that was not only a stupid phase but a stupid anime.

It's hard to pick one favorite moment Phil has had so many great moments, I especially liked the larp about beating up to Kiwi Thugs and taking their iPhone, removing the battery and throwing it down the storm drain, the time he stabbed a potato and it won, and the times Alex Jones included like 4-5 different pics of Phil on a college of faces of the Woke but there's so many good moments in Phils history its hard to pick just one.

It wasn't the battery but the SIM card. Problem is, you can't just remove one like you can from an Android.

But now that supporting Palestine is mainstream and trendy shouldn't Phil support the Jews? As a modern edgelord I can't see him going with the trendy

Nah he's going to support Palestine because mainstream Christian America is all about Israel.

 

[Bassomatic]

You know what's the greatest part of all of ADF's life? There's nobody who cares. Besides bunch of spergs sperging over a sperg, there's pretty much nobody who even bothers reading whatever lazy drivel he outputs these days. From early art and cosplay days, to gay stuff, to hoboism and bondage walrus, giving up his section five hovel's bedroom to drunk gifter, being antifa pet tard, he's alienated pretty much anyone in his life. That's not because of autism, troonerism, leftism either - it's all him.

The greatest part of ADFs life is the friends we made laughing at the potato.

Remember he had his own sub forum and 100+ posts a day?

The list of shit his life is and how we all grouped together to discuss laugh and analyze his lies.

Phil is a unifier of people who think he's one wacky spud.

 

[AnOminous]

I miss the days when Phil was still acting like a internet tough guy nowadays dude is so scared he won't even post a picture of himself hiding behind his mall cop gear.

He is literally now afraid even to show his tard eyes, even behind a balaclava.

Real total "Crime Minister" here.

 

[The Dude]

I remember one time when he was still "houseless" that he was planning a trip back east, but then claimed it was a "psy-op" or something because I posted some photos of my local Greyhound and Amtrak hub because he had a good chance of passing through on his way. It freaked him out and he made a Facebook post saying something like "Camera? Or sniper rifle?" Anyone else remember that one?

 

[Twrx]

I remember one time when he was still "houseless" that he was planning a trip back east, but then claimed it was a "psy-op" or something because I posted some photos of my local Greyhound and Amtrak hub because he had a good chance of passing through on his way. It freaked him out and he made a Facebook post saying something like "Camera? Or sniper rifle?" Anyone else remember that one?

I remember that, he was convinced we were out to murder him .

 

[Optimus Prime]

The greatest part of ADFs life is the friends we made laughing at the potato.

Remember he had his own sub forum and 100+ posts a day?

The list of shit his life is and how we all grouped together to discuss laugh and analyze his lies.

Phil is a unifier of people who think he's one wacky spud.

Or how about the three weeks that Kiwifarms was kill because Vordak, and Phil claimed credit for it?

He didn't even last the week before it was obvious he was suffering withdrawal-like symptoms from not having the Farms as his scapegoat to blame stuff on.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I remember that, he was convinced we were out to murder him .

The cows that are convinced there are people out to murder them invariably have two characteristics.

1. They are extremely insignificant.

2. They would be extremely easy to kill if anyone actually wanted to.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

The cows that are convinced there are people out to murder them invariably have two characteristics.

1. They are extremely insignificant.

2. They would be extremely easy to kill if anyone actually wanted to.

It’s also hilarious because the people Phil claims want him dead would never actually kill him. Kiwi Farms, for example, thinks he’s funny to laugh at and that’s about it, so we don’t want to hurt him. The right wing media loves him, too, because they like to use his ridiculous pictures to say “Look how crazy these other guys are!”

On the other hand, Phil loves to befriend unstable troons and junkies and alcoholics and street people. It’s easy to wind up murdered when you spend too much time around them.

Bottom line is, the people Phil fears won’t hurt him but the people he trusts probably will.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

On the other hand, Phil loves to befriend unstable troons and junkies and alcoholics and street people. It’s easy to wind up murdered when you spend too much time around them.

Maybe Phil thinks he's Johny Cash?

 

[AnOminous]

I remember that, he was convinced we were out to murder him .

My favorite was when he thought we were going to have a "Kengle Line" of protesters outside his nonexistent never happened cock chop operation.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

My favorite was when he thought we were going to have a "Kengle Line" of protesters outside his nonexistent never happened cock chop operation.

Didn’t he also accuse the farms of doing a drive by on him at an intersection that doesn’t even exist? Didn’t he also accuse us of getting him thrown out of a shelter that was already closed?

 

[AnOminous]

Didn’t he also accuse the farms of doing a drive by on him at an intersection that doesn’t even exist? Didn’t he also accuse us of getting him thrown out of a shelter that was already closed?

I definitely remember the imaginary "drive-by." Like we'd have missed with all the /k/ tards we have here. Those guys would not miss.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I remember that, he was convinced we were out to murder him .

He filmed himself walking down the street once looking for Kiwi Agents and said in a self-satisfied voice that there were none meaning we were all afraid of him.

Didn’t he also accuse the farms of doing a drive by on him at an intersection that doesn’t even exist? Didn’t he also accuse us of getting him thrown out of a shelter that was already closed?

Yes. He claimed somebody took shots at him at an intersection which didn't exist.

But my favorite lie he told was when he pretended to go back home and Mommy was overjoyed to see him, and her boyfriend was in the car. And she said how much she loved her trans-daughter and bought her an entire pizza. So mundane when you get down to it but this is what passes for a good time with Taters.

 

[Bassomatic]

I definitely remember the imaginary "drive-by." Like we'd have missed with all the /k/ tards we have here. Those guys would not miss.

I'm flattered by your respect to my marksmanship.

That also brings up a /k/ nerd moment I remember (sorry to pat myself on back as I was one to catch it).

Phil claimed he owned a gun. The gun was a revolver of Russian make. Now you don't need to know guns to know roughly revolvers are six shots (mostly). The nagant m1895 is 7. I own two I know this pretty damn well.

Phil shot in the dark a video of him firing 6 shots off a cap gun. To prove he was packing heat.

I caught it. Phil much like his penis just hid it and never spoke again. But never owned up to it.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil shot in the dark a video of him firing 6 shots off a cap gun. To prove he was packing heat.

If he had an actual gun it would be a 5.7 wouldn't it? But he could never shoot you because he couldn't afford it.

 

[The Dude]

If he had an actual gun it would be a 5.7 wouldn't it? But he could never shoot you because he couldn't afford it.

He was fixated on getting an SCCY, which is a fairly cheap pocket pistol in .380 ACP, likely because it's what he got to shoot the one time some idiot took pity on him and took him out for target practice. IIRC they were using paper plates set down on the side of a berm for targets and I don't think Phil managed to hit any.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Phil shot in the dark a video of him firing 6 shots off a cap gun. To prove he was packing heat.

Seriously? He tried to pass off a cap gun as a revolver? Even a .22 would be louder then a cap gun. I don't think I ever saw that video thou sounds funny. What was his deal with trying to make us think he was packing heat, seems like he tried that in multiple times

I do remember him being taken out shooting once but I assume whoever took him decided they didn't need a friend that damn bad and never talked to him again. I'm pretty sure he tried to claim that it was his gun if I remember right?

 

[AnOminous]

I do remember him being taken out shooting once but I assume whoever took him decided they didn't need a friend that damn bad and never talked to him again. I'm pretty sure he tried to claim that it was his gun if I remember right?

This was in his antifag "Crime Minister" days when he thought he was a supersoldier or some shit. Apparently a couple antifags took pity on him and tried to give him shooting lessons.

 

[The Dude]

I also seem to recall him buying either a BB gun or airsoft gun, posting photos of it trying to pass it off as a real pistol.