Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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No Wednesday weigh in, how much has our gorl gained and what excuses will she use this time?
Tinfoil hat time, I wonder if Alexis has told Amber in no uncertain terms that she is not going to be the next Wipey, or has maybe outed herself as a dang dirty troll.

Whatever the hold up is, it's 100% 0% going to start with a "If I look as though I've been cryeeeeeeeeen... it's because I have... (:_("
 
Tinfoil hat time, I wonder if Alexis has told Amber in no uncertain terms that she is not going to be the next Wipey, or has maybe outed herself as a dang dirty troll.
I am sure that is what happened. Amber is so desperate to find a new Walmart driver that she fantasised that Alexis is the one. It went from casual conversation to being her new crush. I bet Alexis told her to cut it out. For Amber, it worked for Jade, so she thought it would work for Alexis. Sitting on your ass all day long and expecting a new girlfriend to show up in her DMs without dating or even meeting in person, is not a solution for success. I think at this point, she should try dating sites.
 
Amber’s getting my treatment too. Why should Chantal be so special. It’s only fair.
Amberlynn Reid moved to great Oklahoma,
Taking with her, her unique aroma,
She now only has Twinkie,
For anything Kinky,
Her viewers are now in a coma.

Our gorl Amberlynn she is lonely,
She’s seeking her true ‘one and only’,
Because she’s obese,
She’ll never find peace,
And her viewers all know she’s a phoney.

Meth-momma, she brought her to Bingo,
She taught her the ways and the lingo,
But Amber just ate,
Put on even more weight,
But “she’s hulthy, just big,” that’s the thing though.
 
Amber’s getting my treatment too. Why should Chantal be so special. It’s only fair.
Amberlynn Reid moved to great Oklahoma,
Taking with her, her unique aroma,
She now only has Twinkie,
For anything Kinky,
Her viewers are now in a coma.

Our gorl Amberlynn she is lonely,
She’s seeking her true ‘one and only’,
Because she’s obese,
She’ll never find peace,
And her viewers all know she’s a phoney.

Meth-momma, she brought her to Bingo,
She taught her the ways and the lingo,
But Amber just ate,
Put on even more weight,
But “she’s hulthy, just big,” that’s the thing though.
This just reminded me of the good ol' Amberlynn poetry thread back when she still had her own board and now I'm sad. :heart-empty:
 
I am sure that is what happened. Amber is so desperate to find a new Walmart driver that she fantasised that Alexis is the one. It went from casual conversation to being her new crush. I bet Alexis told her to cut it out. For Amber, it worked for Jade, so she thought it would work for Alexis. Sitting on your ass all day long and expecting a new girlfriend to show up in her DMs without dating or even meeting in person, is not a solution for success. I think at this point, she should try dating sites.
Or Feeder Tumblr.

And by that, I mean the ones LARPING as high school gym teachers complete with a whistle and clipboard for tracking all the "progress" of their prize 4H county fair entry.
 
Help me understand... so she said like a couple months ago she met some bitch in September & now they're the best of friends for knowing each other for ten minutes.
Then, she's saying her "valentine" & "crush" she met in September as well, but they're not the same person. What a coincidence.
So we're supposed to believe there's more than one person that's interested is this illiterate sow in any way? It's wild to me that she's that stupid, she thinks people will believe her terrible, childlike lies.
 
Can this woman-child actually pronouce the letter "t" where it's supposed to be? I get so frustrated every time she says "im-por-an". Bitch, please. It's not cute, it's childish and ignorant. It makes me want to slap the bitch right out of her.
Her pronunciation of everything makes me want to punch her in her stupid fat face. Her stupidity knows no bounds.
 
Her pronunciation of everything makes me want to punch her in her stupid fat face. Her stupidity knows no bounds.
I do not mind people talking the way she does. Even in the U.K., not everyone talks "posh", but if you do you'd probably have an upper-class education and family. Not many people mind regional accents, such as Geordie, especially if you are from Northumberland.

What I do mind is someone like Amber and in some way Chantal, who considers herself superior and better educated than a lot of people on the Internet just because they found a side hustle with YouTube. If she kept her country-bumpkin accent and used it to her advantage like a lot of comedians do such as Jeff Foxworthy, she would be fine. Instead, she tries to show us how uneducated she is. to a great success.
 
I do not mind people talking the way she does. Even in the U.K., not everyone talks "posh", but if you do you'd probably have an upper-class education and family. Not many people mind regional accents, such as Geordie, especially if you are from Northumberland.

What I do mind is someone like Amber and in some way Chantal, who considers herself superior and better educated than a lot of people on the Internet just because they found a side hustle with YouTube. If she kept her country-bumpkin accent and used it to her advantage like a lot of comedians do such as Jeff Foxworthy, she would be fine. Instead, she tries to show us how uneducated she is. to a great success.
She never had a country accent, though. She’s from California. She just borrowed Becky’s when they were together. Her accent is just a general white trash way of speaking.
 
Her pronunciation of everything makes me want to punch her in her stupid fat face. Her stupidity knows no bounds.
You forget that shes fucking retarded and hasnt gotten anything past the "sound it out" phase of english. The phonetic bullshit shes used to doesnt really do much for larger words or even foreign ones. She also deserves to be punched in her stupid fat face.
 
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