Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Tetragrammaton said:
did she stab him with a tranquillizer dart so they could go outside or something? he is beyond fucked up to a point that jessica comes off like an entirely normal person who is just on an outing with their special needs friend.
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I have second hand embarrassment for Jessica in this one. Every now and then she comes off as completely normal.
 
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Reddit is convinced this is pill behavior. Seems just like a average drunken/dusted up day for Jord.
The only time I've given credence to the pill accusations was the day he drank his first mead on stream, left the room, came back and started nodding off 10 minutes into drinking his sugar slop. I think most things Jord does can be attributed to his unique mixture of nicotine, weed, alcohol and high amounts of sugar/caffeine. Pills seems far fetched to me and far to expensive a habit to keep up along with his insanely expensive fast food orders, booze consumption and dust inhalation routine.
 
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Hennimore said:
Reddit is convinced this is pill behavior. Seems just like a average drunken/dusted up day for Jord.
The only time I've given credence to the pill accusations was the day he drank his first mead on stream, left the room, came back and started nodding off 10 minutes into drinking his sugar slop. I think most things Jord does can be attributed to his unique mixture of nicotine, weed, alcohol and high amounts of sugar/caffeine. Pills seems far fetched to me and far to expensive a habit to keep up along with his insanely expensive fast food orders, booze consumption and dust inhalation routine.
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anytime the dude starts chomping on drugs he’s fucking perma hooked to the point where he’s fucked up every night if he was doing uppers or downers you’d know it
 
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Hennimore said:
Reddit is convinced this is pill behavior. Seems just like a average drunken/dusted up day for Jord.
The only time I've given credence to the pill accusations was the day he drank his first mead on stream, left the room, came back and started nodding off 10 minutes into drinking his sugar slop. I think most things Jord does can be attributed to his unique mixture of nicotine, weed, alcohol and high amounts of sugar/caffeine. Pills seems far fetched to me and far to expensive a habit to keep up along with his insanely expensive fast food orders, booze consumption and dust inhalation routine.
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I think we can all relate, I know I’d probably have to be drunk and stoned out of my ghourd like this 24/7 to spend a week with Messy Jessie too.
 
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Hennimore said:
Reddit is convinced this is pill behavior. Seems just like a average drunken/dusted up day for Jord.
The only time I've given credence to the pill accusations was the day he drank his first mead on stream, left the room, came back and started nodding off 10 minutes into drinking his sugar slop. I think most things Jord does can be attributed to his unique mixture of nicotine, weed, alcohol and high amounts of sugar/caffeine. Pills seems far fetched to me and far to expensive a habit to keep up along with his insanely expensive fast food orders, booze consumption and dust inhalation routine.
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I agree but if he can waste 100 dollars worth of door dash almost everyday, i think he can afford pills
 
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rip cobes
 
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CowPox said:
Is Karl Hamburger from watp trying to involve himself in the boglimverse?
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He’s been showing Cobes clips on WATS for a while now, at least since around September of 2023. He’ll bring him up every now and then when people send in clips he (like a retard) assumes it’s big Cobra news, pretty sure he did that with the OG freak out sometime last year. He clearly knows next to nothing about Josh other than what his autistic fans send him (and they never seem to clarify to him if it’s a new or old clip, so he always presents it as something new and crazy.) Cobes will never get the attention that Karl gives to John and the Z-man, though, it’s pretty clear he cares more about “le funni clips” than any actual Cobra lore.
 
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Shiba Inu Strike Force said:
He seems like he's on Xanax. I wouldn't doubt NAL having a script TBH. That boys slurring off like 3mg+ tho.
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That's my theory. It would never occur to Cobes to start popping pills but for NAL it's practically a requirement. No doubt the Bog was already drunk and whining about going outside so she said the pills would fix the anxiety or something and shoved some in his mouth.

Vile vile hag.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
That's my theory. It would never occur to Cobes to start popping pills but for NAL it's practically a requirement. No doubt the Bog was already drunk and whining about going outside so she said the pills would fix the anxiety or something and shoved some in his mouth.

Vile vile hag.
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It's kinda fucked up to hand a retarded guy a bunch of pills and fuck him. If the genders were reversed someone would call it rape.
 
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