Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Rackets has fried his brain with balldos and butt-chugging rotgut.

 

[Strix454]

Which makes me curious what gets cut for - the maid or his drink?

The more interesting question is when the money for randazza and the lawsuit dries up. The sane thing for him to do would be to switch to more cost-effective representation. If not just settling the case outright. Even if he wins (or does not lose), he is going to end up spending way more on that case than he has at risk if he loses or settles.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Hot from MATI

 

[daffodils]

if he has no money left he's a retard

He said a few weeks ago on Locals that "people live up to their means", which probably means he's already blown through a big chunk of what he earned in his good years.

--When you make a lot of money, you never get ahead with spare money becuase people live up to their means

 

[Musashi's Son]

From MATI:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

if he has no money left he's a retard

He’s a retard either way. He’ll never run out of his family’s money unless his parents do something they are definitely unwilling to do: cut off their son financially in order to stop shielding him from the consequences of his actions. By not doing so they are just helping make his descent more agonizing and brutal. They should yank the money access and pray he goes down hard and fast without taking the kids with him.

But they won’t. So we’re all set for trainwreck content until he dies or the internet stops existing.

 

[elb]

The rumble bumble is over.

No, it’s still going strong so that’s great

richardoteam was an antagonizer

“Muh context” - the crazy thing about clips

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I disagree with the concept that Rekieta was always a cunt. He probably was always a spoiled brat to an extent, but I think Molly, AIDS cum, and other substance abuse killed that little voice in his head saying “Don’t do that, that is retarded.”

He’s a really fucked up person now, a cautionary tale and I’m glad that I watched his downfall with all of you. The fact that we get his own commentary on his fall and the community of lawyers around him is great.

Also, the John search is gay. It doesn’t matter who he is, it matters that Rekieta tried to make himself look good and then kept blackmail files (he literally says here’s the file).

@Null why is this not featured? Is it because the Dox suicide thing (understandable)? Or is it because Rekieta is shower calling you?

 

[Sneedmiser]

I'm not sure if this has been done yet, but if it hasn't then someone had to do it.

 

[mugsy]

Precisely at what point in Nick's career did he give in to Devil Cat?

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Nick always says that he doesn't leave people; that they're always the ones that walk away from him. I believe that he never wants people to leave him, even when he starts to hate them. When he gets angry, he wants them nearby, because that's where he can hurt them. Nick wants people to suffer. Which is one of the defining attributes of the devil....

I agree, but I don't know if it's about Nick wanting to be able to hurt or abuse people. I think it has to do with him wanting to remain popular even as he becomes a degenerate. You know, have his cake and eat it, too.

Now as I typed the above, I admit it dawned on me that this was, to say the least, not exactly the type of brilliant insight one might usually expect to find from a place as full as autists as Kiwifarms -- it's an obvious statement that is almost certainly true, in a general sense and as a blanket statement, of every lolcow. What ShinyStar's comment above reminded me of, though, is a specific section of Nick's "struggle session" with Sean over Null, which I've rewatched several times simply because I found the way his unhinged rantng crescendos to be immensly entertaining, like a beautiful, almost poetic disaster:

My impression is that as Nick rants, in addition to becoming increasingly confrontational with Sean, he also becomes more stream-of-conscious, letting his real feelings out as he grows angrier and angrier. And so we see here, at what ends up being the climax of his rant (before Sean got fed up and put a stop to it finally), the real distilled problem Nick has, obfuscation about the "disinformation" on here aside: "I JUST WANNA BE FREINDS AGAIN! CAN'T WE PRETEND NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED!"

Serious jilted lover vibes IMHO.

 

[Kurohige]

Precisely at what point in Nick's career did he give in to Devil Cat?

Probably when he was just itching to get to his vacation with our wife to Hedo 2 after Depp.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I think it has to do with him wanting to remain popular even as he becomes a degenerate. You know, have his cake and eat it, too.

He could have done that. That’s the amazing thing. He could have had his pcake and eaten it. But he refused to do any of the things he ssid he’d cover or fans asked him to do while progresdively getting madder and madder.

I know for a fact his chat and here have told him how to pull that off. But he’s too lazy. And now that’s causing real problems.

 

[mindlessobserver]

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Excellent use of an old meme from the glory days of the internet.

 

[Strix454]

Precisely at what point in Nick's career did he give in to Devil Cat?

It started with over-sharing about his sex life around the second half of June 2022. That started a slide toward coom and coom-related content that got way worse with the rumble deal and his locals. Within months he was posting photos of him and wife with bottles in their asses and cooming over submitted photos of old worn-out saggy leathery women on his locals.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Fuck who money?

 

[BooferScooper]

I made a thing.

Nick Rekieta sings Taylor Swift's Dear John

Spoiler: edit

slightly fixed, but made quickly, so please no bulli

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Truly elite art collectors know you never hang up paintings or anything. Just chucking them on the floor like the trash in a bachelor pad, that's the way to go.

You see incel child stalker prude. This is why Nick licks the bottle. You laughed when he said he didn't want the whiskey getting into the carpet. WELL WHO LAUGHS NOW STALKER PRUDE INCEL CHILD!

Every art connoisseur licks their liquor to keep the floor art clean.

You must simply have no floor art, therefore how can you be qualified to speak on the balldo?

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

No, it’s still going strong so that’s great
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“Muh context” - the crazy thing about clips
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In the troll chats video Nick says "I don't think I ever wished Josh a million dollars, did I?" This retard is so brain holed he can't remember that he did in fact wish Null a million dollars for his suicide..err lawsuit just this past Monday.

Also, the John search is gay. It doesn’t matter who he is, it matters that Rekieta tried to make himself look good and then kept blackmail files (he literally says here’s the file).

This is the thing. John could be everything Nick says he is and worse, but Nick airing out someone's suicidal cries for help is a scumbag move.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Did the bingo have a square about "totals the Mustang"? I remember there being a DUI one.