Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Space Pope]

Balldo caught a small skunk in a bait cage and tossed it in a pond, laughing at the defenseless critter slowly drowning.

Somehow I always forget this when I start to feel the tiniest bit of sympathy for the guy. I think he also killed a raccoon with a hammer but a look through search only has me finding this from 2019:

RACOON SLAYER RACKETS

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Wait, so Nose actually drowned a skunk in a wire trap? I'm surprised this hasn't been talked about more. I know skunks are often considered vermin but just the thought of throwing any caged animal into a lake to drown gives me an anxious feeling.

Of course the Ralphamale also literally hung a dog in his kitchen and his dad cooked puppies alive.

"Two households, both alike in degeneracy, In fair the Sektur, where we lay our scene..."

 

[Kurohige]

Story continues, & is probably Still Going:

A harder dicking than what the Jamaican gigolos gave him and the wife.

 

[Bobbypurrda]

I'm the guy that runs the Twitter Account that some of you are posting screenshots from(and yes there's more), and taking archives.
I'll be very blunt because i think it's best to do so.
I was a former fan(probably like many of you), and i can say that as someone looking in that Nick is just another car crash in slow motion in the massive sea that is internet content creators becoming degenerate, reprehensible and generally irresponsible.
And since i know Nick does read this thread, there is one very important thing i want to say:
You are, have been and will continue be a direct consequence of your actions if you do not CHECK YOURSELF!!!! GET SOME LEGITIMATE HELP AND FOCUS ON WHATS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT IN YOUR LIFE LIKE YOUR FAMILY DIPSHIT.
Don't try to throw blame to the farms, to me, or anybody else in your life for what YOU are, you are a GROWN FUCKING MAN. YOU CAN EASILY MAKE THE ONE CHOICE ALMOST EVERYONE FEATURED ON THIS WEBSITE DOES NOT!! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS? FACING THE MUSIC, LETTING IT GO AND JUST MOVING ON TO SOMETHING BETTER. It's actually that fucking easy, and i think someone in your position could do that, it's not like you really have to worry about money.

Go to AA, get some fucking help, and put it all behind you, there is literally nothing to be gained from how you are currently and i can imagine it'll only go south further and further if you let it.
Be a man, not a genuine chickenshit coward who loves twitter spats and pissing and moaning. IF you didn't realize that's part of why Ethan Ralph is such a genuine fucking dumpsterfire, and why he's fucked up his life beyond belief.
You should genuinely consider not being a content creators anymore, it's only proven you as a literal drunken degenerate, and has made you fall on your ass time and time and time again as people learned about just what kind of person you really are.

I'd be 1000 times more embarrassed if i was doing some of the shit you've been because unlike you i have a sense of shame, and am not a selfish grown man trying to act like 21 year old because i decided to act normal and upstanding up to now. You're a father and a husband, respect those obligations you fucking retard.
I hope a year from now i don't have to be coming here laughing at you for yet another stupid piece of dirty laundry of yours.

 

[AltisticRight]

I get kinda sick of the overuse of "scam". Is it a shit product? Maybe. No idea.
Is it a scam? Not from that analysis. Just a sub-par supplement. It is what it says on the tin and the nutritional facts are accurate.

It's a shit product.
Scam means to deceive, all of these powdered so called "superfoods" use deceptive marketing. Actually, anything claiming to be a superfood can be argued to be deceptive. The term isn't regulated, it's meaningless, they will often list some fancy word no one can pronounce and boast about its benefits.

Spoiler: Off-topic: good example

Spirulina is one of them that's cloaked in all sorts of benefits. I add them to my daily smoothie blend, they help digestion. That's it.

Not whatever this pile of garbage is.
https://brickhousenutrition.com/blo...ouve-been-missing?_pos=2&_sid=14094e92b&_ss=r

Conversely:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3136577/

Spirulina has been promoted as “the food of the future" with “exceptional constituents" that contribute to high energy levels. A few of these constituents such as polysaccharides (Rhamnose and Glycogen) and essential fat (GLA) are absorbed easily by human cells and help in energy release. Spirulina increases healthy lactobacillus in the intestine, enabling the production of Vitamin B6 that also helps in energy release. Despite this promotion, the only available placebo-controlled randomized trial showed that the scores of fatigue were not significantly different between spirulina and placebo. Spirulina administered at a dose of 3 g day−1 did not ameliorate fatigue more than the placebo in any of the four subjects and possibly it has no effect on chronic fatigue [8].

By the way, this stuff is just algae, you can grow it at home with ease and for cheap. Just get a tank for free, get a cheap aquarium pump, a vial of culture ($5?), pH stripes and some mineral mixtures. It's a setup that costs less than $50. A high school science experiment produce shouldn't be called "superfood".

 

[Thugnificent]

You can be of the korean race living in SW america, but you can't be korean and white which he said he was when he implied hospitals love to save black people and immigrants but wouldn't save white john. Then again trying to figure out the truth in his rotted out brain is futile.

I feel bad for his children.

Hapas are a thing, you know.

He has so vehemently denied "having" a trust fund that I think it's somehow technically true, but with his lengthy existence with no visible means of support for his extravagant lifestyle, shit like a "nanny" who buys $3,000 worth of "snacks," literally $100 a day on "snacks," a home with a specially constructed vault just for his tardstreams, it's obvious there's some external source of money.

Most people with Nick's family background have substantial sums piled away in stocks, bonds, CD's, other investments and sources of passive income which are likely being managed by Ty's firm. I wouldn't be surprised if his trust fund is structured this way and pays out dividends etc without touching the principal.

If superberries were his only source of income he would be burning through his savings and existing cash reserves at unsustainable rates and would it likely be a very strong incentive to not shun all of his paypigs. Since we know that his entire worldview revolves around the amount of money one has on tap I suspect he is not as close insolvency as many here think/hope.

That being said, I'd like to be wrong because fuck this guy. I know some here have voiced the opinion that they wish he still pulls up for the sake of his kids but I'm of the mind that they're all better off without him.

 

[River possum]

Sent Dick lickeita a super chat for the first time. The John rant was obviously about @Null so I wanted to see his response to being called out on it. Sorry if the video isn't posted properly, I'm on mobile at the moment. Rekieta is clearly at the end of his rope, he is so fucking creepy now

 

[murph]

they help digestion. That's it.

That's definitely a benefit, if it works.

Also, Nick is a degenerate, malnourished, non-practicing lawyer faggot with testicular torsion from a faggy sex toy who is rotting from the inside out because he's a shitty, bitchy drunk.

 

[AltisticRight]

Somehow I always forget this when I start to feel the tiniest bit of sympathy for the guy. I think he also killed a raccoon with a hammer but a look through search only has me finding this from 2019:

He really is a piece of shit. Don't want raccoons scavenging at your house? How about be an adult and dispose of your rubbish properly, like all the other functioning adults in the world?

That's definitely a benefit, if it works.

Also, Nick is a degenerate, malnourished, non-practicing lawyer faggot with testicular torsion from a faggy sex toy who is rotting from the inside out because he's a shitty, bitchy drunk.

Yeah, it does a great job at that for a small spoonful. Everything else is basically territories of unproven "maybes" so it's deceptively marketed.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Imagine "burying the hatchet" with a wife beating monster who treated his own dying mother like shit. Who called your wife a whore and your kids sub-human retards but you forgive him because your Internet daddy, whose approval you are so desperate for, told you to forgive him. What a pathetic and spineless cuck Nick is. Let this be a lesson to Kayla. She and her kids are worth less to Nick than that of daddy Juju's approval. How utterly abhorrent.

 

[Bobbypurrda]

Imagine "burying the hatchet" with a wife beating monster who treated his own dying mother like shit. Who called your wife a whore and your kids sub-human retards but you forgive him because your Internet daddy, whose approval you are so desperate for, told you to forgive him. What a pathetic and spineless cuck Nick is. Let this be a lesson to Kayla. She and her kids are worth less to Nick than that of daddy Juju's approval. How utterly abhorrent.

Jim put it beautifully when he said that, and it's honestly the most profound point in the midst of this.
Fuck Dick, Fuck Nick and especially fuck Ralph.
None of them matter at all, and it's honestly fucking pathetic that Nick would allow Ralph back into his life when he's genuinely the worst person of the bunch and as you said someone who's insulted the mans family beyond belief.
Spineless coward this Reiketa.
Genuinely pathetic to put internet brownie points and high school type clique shit before your own flesh and blood.

 

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[River possum]

Jim put it beautifully when he said that, and it's honestly the most profound point in the midst of this.
Fuck Dick, Fuck Nick and especially fuck Ralph.
None of them matter at all, and it's honestly fucking pathetic that Nick would allow Ralph back into his life when he's genuinely the worst person of the bunch and as you said someone who's insulted the mans family beyond belief.
Spineless coward this Reiketa.
Genuinely pathetic to put internet brownie points and high school type clique shit before your own flesh and blood.

I genuinely worry about his children at this point. It's remarkable to me that no one in his family has put him into a 48 hour hold in a psych ward yet.

 

[Bobbypurrda]

I genuinely worry about his children at this point. It's remarkable to me that no one in his family has put him into a 48 hour hold in a psych ward yet.

I'd imagine it's one of those situations where it's the perception that everything is fine...until obviously it's not(once something finally happens i'm sure that's when they'll finally step in).

I hope they step in sooner than later, and to be completely honest i would hope that direction is encouraged.
His children deserve better, anything they see now could very well turn into a trip to therapy in 10 to 15 years.

 

[iScream into the void]

CHECK YOURSELF!!!! GET SOME LEGITIMATE HELP AND FOCUS ON WHATS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT IN YOUR LIFE LIKE YOUR FAMILY DIPSHIT.

Wrong again, incel prude.
I. Don't. Need. Help. I. Am. Perfectly. Fine. In. Fact. I've. Never. Been. Better.
I hope you make a million dollars.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I genuinely worry about his children at this point. It's remarkable to me that no one in his family has put him into a 48 hour hold in a psych ward yet.

I’m of the opinion that Balldoman is taking the DesTiny approach to “parenting” at this point

I.E.: “I don’t need to be in my children’s lives, I’m rich! I’ll just buy them whatever they want/need and they’ll know that’s how I care!”

Especially if that’s the way Balldoman was raised as well. The real litmus test for how his children feel about him after the last 2 years will be once Balldoman is dying of terminal self-inflicted liver failure. Are they going to visit him in his hospital bed, knowing he brought it on himself? Knowing that his actions imply that he valued the bottle more than his wife and children?

Probably not, and it would be in a begrudging icy manner if they do visit as he slowly dies.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Imagine "burying the hatchet" with a wife beating monster who treated his own dying mother like shit. Who called your wife a whore and your kids sub-human retards but you forgive him because your Internet daddy, whose approval you are so desperate for, told you to forgive him. What a pathetic and spineless cuck Nick is. Let this be a lesson to Kayla. She and her kids are worth less to Nick than that of daddy Juju's approval. How utterly abhorrent.

Also the whole thing is bullshit because I got clickbaited into clicking on Ethan Ralph's stream today (titled "Rekieta Returns") and though Rekieta was not actually on the stream, Ralph confirmed again that Nick had agreed in principle to go on the show a few weeks ago, but that Ralph didn't follow up right away because of his relapse.

Is Ralph lying? Because it sounds to me like Nick was under strict orders from Juju to accept the apology and the stream invitation and is coming up with excuses like most of Ethan's other guests to avoid actually appearing, because he knows he will get shit on for going on the show.

BTW the other funny thing is that Ralph had to get into arguments with his chat about whether or not Rekieta is okay. When fans of Yucatan-era Ethan Ralph are saying you look like you have a problem maybe it's time for rehab.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Wait, so Nose actually drowned a skunk in a wire trap? I'm surprised this hasn't been talked about more.

I remember him telling the story. It was definitely a Wait what? moment. I think it kind of flew under the radar because it was pretty early on in his streaming career.

I know skunks are often considered vermin but just the thought of throwing any caged animal into a lake to drown gives me an anxious feeling.

I am a life long hunter and fisherman and the story made me uncomfortable.

It was one of the many times I thought Yeah there is something sinister just under the skin.

I genuinely worry about his children at this point. It's remarkable to me that no one in his family has put him into a 48 hour hold in a psych ward yet.

I think his wife was happy to tolerate his drunken shit because there was huge benefit and he has probably always been a drunk. When they bought that house and it had a vault for him to stream in it was pretty obvious where things were going to go and that she was on board.

What has likely happened is the decline has been so slow and steady that you get the boiling frog effect. It is going to take something serious to really get anyone's attention.

What really gets me is that Nick knows his kids and their friends could see these streams. I would have been mortified if there were streams of my father drunkenly talking about balldos or gloating about someone coming to him for help when they were in a low place.

 

[Thugnificent]

I.E.: “I don’t need to be in my children’s lives, I’m rich! I’ll just buy them whatever they want/need and they’ll know that’s how I care!”

That's not even an opinion, he basically said as much after he justified being an OF prostitute by saying it's cool because they can afford to take their kids to Disney every year while the working stiffs can't.

This creature's God is money.

 

[Bobbypurrda]

I’m of the opinion that Balldoman is taking the DesTiny approach to “parenting” at this point

I.E.: “I don’t need to be in my children’s lives, I’m rich! I’ll just buy them whatever they want/need and they’ll know that’s how I care!”

Especially if that’s the way Balldoman was raised as well. The real litmus test for how his children feel about him after the last 2 years will be once Balldoman is dying of terminal self-inflicted liver failure. Are they going to visit him in his hospital bed, knowing he brought it on himself? Knowing that his actions imply that he valued the bottle more than his wife and children?

Probably not, and it would be in a begrudging icy manner if they do visit as he slowly dies.

I'd fucking laugh my ass off if he was just buying his kids love.
That's not how you parent, there's literally no reason to be a parent if that's the approach.
Stupid shit.
They'll just become monotonous and very unfeeling in the future. Regardless of (how shitty) the parent is, they should still engage their children. Spend some real time with them. Take them to the park, explore their interests, read to them, watching something with them, engage them.
Hell maybe that'd be a cool thing to do since the Law streams aren't really making money anymore, retire as a content creator since you get that trustfund drip, and then dedicate yourself to being a way more hands on father and becoming a better person in the process.
It sounds like a good idea if you can beat down the alcoholism and the bizarre fetishism.