Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 35.0%

  • Total voters
    306
PPP and Warski find the perfect still shot of the Dear John video. Christ have mercy.

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Like holy fuck dudes. Demons literally walk among us. This is stuff that recurs in art going waaaaaaay back.

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Is it really worth giving money to this faggot, just to stick it to him for a good few seconds? This goes with pretty much everyone sending him scolding super chats now.
I would feel so dirty to give Nick a red cent. I've enabled bad behavior but this is the worst.

Even if Nick’s account is 100% true & honest, John IS a shit person who emotionally abused Nick and then lied about Nick’s family on KF. Well that doesn’t fucking matter because Nick’s killing himself on stream. It’d be one thing if we were all gossiping around Nick over John’s horrible lies, but NO! We are all watching this trainwreck in 4K. I don't have any sympathy for Balldoman but I don't want him blowing his head off and scarring his children for life. I hope they all grow up and never touch alcohol because they likely received the traits for addiction.

Anyway I had fun, took 30 hours to learn how to use Gimp (which SUCKS) for this low effort Sneed meme. Enjoy. Context.
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Words about Nick hating his job

Very minor PL. Since Covid I was able to work remotely at a job I had for quite some time. It lasted years before I got an offer I couldn't refuse at a new place. It started out with me loving the change because of the freedom and my ability to pretty much fuck around all day as long as my work got done. Over the course of the years the job didn't change, if anything it got easier, and I started to HATE it. I don't know why but just the concept of having to wake up and work just started wearing on me. I'm an introvert so I didn't miss being around the people. I just started hating the concept of work and started looking for ways to get away with not doing it, which was pretty easy in my line of work. It was a really weird(tm) psychological thing. No major changes in my life during that period, positive or negative, moved the needle in either direction.

The new opportunity I got was not remote, zero telework. I thought I would HATE it, but the opportunity was too good to pass up. I don't hate it though. I go in every day and do what I gotta do. I look forward to coming home, sure, but I don't hate going in.

Point being, there's definitely some psychological effect of having THAT much control over your work schedule and having THAT little accountability to anyone other than yourself.

I'm the guy that runs the Twitter Account
Sent Dick lickeita a super chat for the first time
I put a comment in the KC chat a couple of days ago

Just a friendly reminder to everyone to not directly link your KF username to other accounts you have across the internet, especially if they are linked to a payment medium of some sort. People will make their own decisions but seeing this occur thrice in such a short period, I feel it's my obligation to at least put out the suggestion.
 
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To an extent, I can agree. Due to Camelot trying to grift off Pippa again mixed with John rant, vtuber audience has been reminded of the events of last year. Hot off the Nijisanji rage people out of the loop are finding out. Both commentary and vtuber fans are in a prime position to make it rain milk.

2024 is about to get a lot funnier.
That's so funny. Two vtoobers who were trying so hard to collab with people from the sektur because they thought it was an untapped incel pedo audience and it blows up in their faces because they don't actually have any idea of what they were getting involved in, pipkins literally built her entire audience on "I am a vtoober who knows who Ralph and Chris-Chan are!!! Aren't I cool?!" Before publicly entering drama with Ralph she had like 200 viewers. And then she meets her match, Coom-a-lot, who she thought she could expand her audience some more from by also getting the lawtube people to watch but instead he just grifts the absolute fuck out of her instead and uses her to promote himself while she ends up embarrassed to have ever associated with him. Out-matched and out-grifted, lmao.
 
I'm worried about Nick's kids. I've been watching him since like 2017 and years and years ago Drex would come over and Nick's daughters would like sit on his lap while the stream was playing. Back them it didn't seem like anything, but now knowing what we know about Drex, it's really creepy in hindsight.

I'd be willing to bet my entire life savings that Drex will fuck one of Nick's daughters within a year of them turning 18.
 
I'm worried about Nick's kids. I've been watching him since like 2017 and years and years ago Drex would come over and Nick's daughters would like sit on his lap while the stream was playing. Back them it didn't seem like anything, but now knowing what we know about Drex, it's really creepy in hindsight.

I'd be willing to bet my entire life savings that Drex will fuck one of Nick's daughters within a year of them turning 18.
Hey here’s a hint. I don’t and never have had in my entire life a friend who I would let my daughter sit on the lap of.

I have had friends I would give a kidney, though
 
For me it was how gleeful Nick was whenever he talked about John's family hating him, about how no one loved him enough to even stop him from killing himself. He was so animated whenever he brought that up, like a hyper kid giggling on a sugar rush. It was so sick.
Agree 100% and it also makes me think Rekieta is even more lonely than i thought before. Because he is so demented, perverted, and he smells so bad from being greasy and constantly hungover, nobody irl is interacting with him much.
Last time they did, it was in a hot tub, so presumably water and fresh air took away the smell a bit.
So then he gets online to talk shit about someone he interacted with years ago. He's shidding and fardding himself over a comic book, and shouting at July for 7 hours. He's screaming at Sean because Jersh left him on read. He's making other people uncomfortable with his perverted sexualised anecdotes.

He's grasping at any opportunity to have an interaction with someone else, and it doesn't even matter if it's negative. He needs to have other people in life to interact with, because he absolutely cannot just be on his own - being on your own usually gives you an opportunity to self-reflect, and that is not something he is willing to do for obvious reasons.
 
Hey here’s a hint. I don’t and never have had in my entire life a friend who I would let my daughter sit on the lap of.

I have had friends I would give a kidney, though
Nick knows how fucked up and sexually degenerate Drex is, and he still let's him in his house. I wouldn't even want that nigger in the same building as my children.
 
Nick knows how fucked up and sexually degenerate Drex is, and he still let's him in his house. I wouldn't even want that nigger in the same building as my children.
Right, I mean that’s extra, but you just don’t do it regardless of your assessment of a person’s character. Why tempt fate? I don’t even let my own daughter sit on my LAP, if she wants to sit on me, it’s side saddle on one leg.

What would it say about someone if they WANTED your daughter to sit on their lap? If you’re the friend, you shouldn’t allow it
 
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A different time, I fed a raccoon peanut butter off my finger. The little guy held my finger with both hands and scraped it off with his teeth, but they’re so smart that he knew not to bite, that it was my finger he was holding.
Honestly there should be a raccoon appreciation thread somewhere, I fucking love the little pests they are so smart.

There is this one dude one yt who feeds like a bunch of them and they just swarm him and beg and it’s adorable. They have their little hands and teeth and I just can’t.
Raccoons are little genius trash goblins and sometimes I think kiwi farms is just one big population of raccoons
 
Very minor PL. Since Covid I was able to work remotely at a job I had for quite some time. It lasted years before I got an offer I couldn't refuse at a new place. It started out with me loving the change because of the freedom and my ability to pretty much fuck around all day as long as my work got done. Over the course of the years the job didn't change, if anything it got easier, and I started to HATE it. I don't know why but just the concept of having to wake up and work just started wearing on me. I'm an introvert so I didn't miss being around the people. I just started hating the concept of work and started looking for ways to get away with not doing it, which was pretty easy in my line of work. It was a really weird(tm) psychological thing. No major changes in my life during that period, positive or negative, moved the needle in either direction.

The new opportunity I got was not remote, zero telework. I thought I would HATE it, but the opportunity was too good to pass up. I don't hate it though. I go in every day and do what I gotta do. I look forward to coming home, sure, but I don't hate going in.

Point being, there's definitely some psychological effect of having THAT much control over your work schedule and having THAT little accountability to anyone other than yourself.
For some people, the physical separation helps a lot with mentally separating work time from free time and if your working environment is also your leisure space, it blurs the boundaries and can really start messing with you. Either through feeling incapable of escaping work or making it really difficult to get into work mode.
 
Agree 100% and it also makes me think Rekieta is even more lonely than i thought before. Because he is so demented, perverted, and he smells so bad from being greasy and constantly hungover, nobody irl is interacting with him much.
Last time they did, it was in a hot tub, so presumably water and fresh air took away the smell a bit.
So then he gets online to talk shit about someone he interacted with years ago. He's shidding and fardding himself over a comic book, and shouting at July for 7 hours. He's screaming at Sean because Jersh left him on read. He's making other people uncomfortable with his perverted sexualised anecdotes.

He's grasping at any opportunity to have an interaction with someone else, and it doesn't even matter if it's negative. He needs to have other people in life to interact with, because he absolutely cannot just be on his own - being on your own usually gives you an opportunity to self-reflect, and that is not something he is willing to do for obvious reasons.
The fresh air I can understand making it smell better, but the water probably would have made the smell worse.

Regardless, if Dick Lickieta is struggling for human interaction on his streams, then it shows just how far he's fallen. He had no issue getting lawyers on to watch a stream of a court session, but now people don't want to associate with him because he's burned so many bridges. Just goes to show a lesson taught throughout so many lolcows, but content creators who fell from grace: it can take years to build an empire, but it can be destroyed so quickly and easily.
 
Maybe this is just me, but in Nick's drunk rant, he made a reference to the guy not being able to afford an $8 uber.

I don't think Nick knows how much it costs for an uber, which is kind of unnerving to me. I have a hard time believing that he is only a heavy drinker on stream. I dpubt Nick has the self control not to operate a vehicle while intoxicated.

I would not be surprised if his story arc ends with him having a serious car accident. I just hope he doesn't take anyone innocent with him.
 
Honestly there should be a raccoon appreciation thread somewhere, I fucking love the little pests they are so smart.

There is this one dude one yt who feeds like a bunch of them and they just swarm him and beg and it’s adorable. They have their little hands and teeth and I just can’t.
Raccoons are little genius trash goblins and sometimes I think kiwi farms is just one big population of raccoons
WTF I was just talking about the Raccoon Whisperer the other day IRL. Small world.
 
Bro I love this dude, raccoons are the best just look at them!!!
I wonder if this dude has a donation link or something where we could donate for raccoon food
Much better then spending money on Nick
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Oh look, there's a raccoon on a ledge in that image! Maybe Nick can talk it off? Why that degenerate garbage stealing low life raccoon that takes handouts without even saying thanks...
 
Honestly there should be a raccoon appreciation thread somewhere, I fucking love the little pests they are so smart.

There is this one dude one yt who feeds like a bunch of them and they just swarm him and beg and it’s adorable. They have their little hands and teeth and I just can’t.
Raccoons are little genius trash goblins and sometimes I think kiwi farms is just one big population of raccoons
Raccoons are cute, but we all know opposums are better and if any critter deserves a thread, it's those little marsupials.
 
Right, I mean that’s extra, but you just don’t do it regardless of your assessment of a person’s character. Why tempt fate? I don’t even let my own daughter sit on my LAP, if she wants to sit on me, it’s side saddle on one leg.

What would it say about someone if they WANTED your daughter to sit on their lap? If you’re the friend, you shouldn’t allow it
Letting a horrendously ugly sexually degenerate black man groom your underage daughters into a BDSM lifestyle to EPICLY OWN THE ALOGS AND KIWI FARMERS.
 
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