Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Roboute Guilliman]

Nick is not only at fault here the whore wife is just as culpable as nick we all know he day drinks. Also his decline in less than a yr is not just being a drunkard but a heavy drug user. You decline so fast with heavy drugs. I suspect it is a combo of drugs. I would also gander that the whore(wife) is partaking in the drugs also. She is not healthy look her self she is nothing but skin and bones. there are things that can take place to put him in to detox rehab. Nicks father knows them all and would have to advise someone to take the lead or for him to take the lead. He disrespects his audience and going after john like that is atrocious. The real Tragedy is the children in this situation. Something needs to be done. And everybody sees through his bs. When he meets dick and the camelcumswallowsalot they all disappear from him. He even gave it up when he yelled at the fat guy (Sean Potentially Criminal). He said it in the rant on him everybody makes fun of me and no one of my friends defend me.

This sounds so much like TiC

Maybe this is just me, but in Nick's drunk rant, he made a reference to the guy not being able to afford an $8 uber.

I don't think Nick knows how much it costs for an uber, which is kind of unnerving to me. I have a hard time believing that he is only a heavy drinker on stream. I dpubt Nick has the self control not to operate a vehicle while intoxicated.

I would not be surprised if his story arc ends with him having a serious car accident. I just hope he doesn't take anyone innocent with him.

He's admitted to "hypothetically" driving drunk before.

 

[Male Idiot]

Cuckoman will be the Kween of da Sektur. Ralph is already the King of da Sektur!

Dream couple of redneck degeneracym Balldo is hit by Memphis Micro at powerlevel 69! It is super gayfective.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He's admitted to "hypothetically" driving drunk before.

Proof he’s non functional as a lawyer.

 

[dustnight]

I doubt Nick has the self control not to operate a vehicle while intoxicated.

He's admitted to "hypothetically" driving drunk before.

We already know he's driven his kids places in the morning shortly after drinking on stream. several times.

 

[AltisticRight]

WTF I was just talking about the Raccoon Whisperer the other day IRL. Small world.

They're surprisingly social animals, kind of like humans. It probably only took a couple racoons being fed grapes for the news to spread, now his house is a hotspot for them.

You know, kind of like Balldo Resorts. It'll only take Romaine and Ricardo, then it goes to 4 people, 4 of them spreads to 16, then 256.
Before you know it, Balldo Resorts know resembles a boat sailing to the Americas from Africa, circa 1670. This time, they won't be auctioned off.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I genuinely worry about his children at this point. It's remarkable to me that no one in his family has put him into a 48 hour hold in a psych ward yet.

The police and courts are not as active and intrusive in the US as in Canada or the UK. That can be a good thing, but it also puts the onus on the community and extended family to step in when things go ties up in a family. Nick has isolated his family (intentionally or not) so it is hard for the regular checks on this kind of behaviour to work.

To be clear to everyone in the thread: NO ONE should attempt to interfere with Nick or his family. The people who do so are retards.

Lots of rambling about schedules, family, and how great a father he is on today's show. Biggest chunk of it starts at 1h51m and goes on for over 20 minutes.

Another fuck you to John at 42m50s. He looks like he wants to go off but catches himself.

ArtTheClown superchat at 2h25m50s leads to exasperation that people don't believe he's in the best health of his life.

1h03m15s: Keeps learning more and more about his life from the internet, hasn't read his Kiwi Farms thread since 2023.

@elb someone is helping you out.

That's so funny. Two vtoobers who were trying so hard to collab with people from the sektur because they thought it was an untapped incel pedo audience and it blows up in their faces because they don't actually have any idea of what they were getting involved in, pipkins literally built her entire audience on "I am a vtoober who knows who Ralph and Chris-Chan are!!! Aren't I cool?!" Before publicly entering drama with Ralph she had like 200 viewers. And then she meets her match, Coom-a-lot, who she thought she could expand her audience some more from by also getting the lawtube people to watch but instead he just grifts the absolute fuck out of her instead and uses her to promote himself while she ends up embarrassed to have ever associated with him. Out-matched and out-grifted, lmao.

Here is a sampling of what LOCALS thinks about the post-John rant:

Spoiler: On Nick's schedule

His chat is people watching OTHER streamers and saying Nick is fine:

Spoiler: Noseguarding

5k Gift and TRUST NICK! He is killing his channel ON PURPOSE!

Spoiler: This is delusion of the highest order

 

[Captain Manning]

But the only people I see flail around and twitch like this aren't drunks but tweakers.

I think he's on dope. I am not a subject matter expert in that field, and I don't know which type, but I think he's on something.

Does anybody actually disagree at this point?

He needs an intervention. The sad thing is, I don't know if he's gonna get it. Especially if his dwindling audience is gonna keep just saying "Nah, Nick's fiiiiinnnnne."

In fact, I think the people surrounding Nick these days (what few there are) are a big part of the problem. A lot of what you're seeing is typical Nick obstinance, but I also see a hell of a lot of enabling going on here. None of those idiots are doing him any favors telling him he looks great, and agreeing with him that he's in the best health he's ever been (like... really? REALLY?!). More importantly though, you're potentially hurting his five children by offering such positive reinforcement.

EDIT: Elaboration.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He's on dope. I am not a subject matter expert in that field, and I don't know which type, but he's on something.

Does anybody actually disagree at this point?

He needs an intervention. The sad thing is, I don't know if he's gonna get it. Especially if his dwindling audience is gonna keep just saying "Nah, Nick's fiiiiinnnnne."

In fact, I think the people surrounding Nick these days (what few there are) are a big part of the problem. A lot of what you're seeing is typical Nick obstinance, but I also see a hell of a lot of enabling going on here. None of those idiots are doing him any favors telling him he looks great, and agreeing with him that he's in the best health he's ever been (like... really? REALLY?!). More importantly though, you're potentially hurting his five children by offering such positive reinforcement.

Meth is the obvious answer.

You don’t HAVE to be picking holes in your face the first year, but coke doesn’t last long so if he’s on camera for more than 45 minutes ever without a bathroom break, it’s probably not coke

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He's admitted to "hypothetically" driving drunk before.

Do you have link to this clip for inclusion in the OP?


I am 2 LOCALS streams behind, so here are highlights from Thursday's post-show:

Spoiler: Nick copes about audience leaving

- Nick opens up talking about how online relationships are hard because you can only present a 'sliver'of yourself, so when you show another side, people think you have 'betrayed them'. It is impossible to ever present yourself in toto.

Nick is totally open, true and honest. People have taken this openness and constructed something he is not. A chatter tells Nick that ALL relationships can NEVER understand you fully.

- Another chatter says that Nick is talking as if it is normies leaving based on Nick's recent behaviour and the change from Depp coverage when it is his establish fans. Nick says he IS talking about long-time fans. (LOL! does he have any more?) People can leave if they want. He tells them to do it if they want.

- Another chatter asks if this is a copestream. Nick says 'no', he is talking about issues to help other streamers. Not coping.

- Nick says you cannot prevent people mispercieving your actions. You can never do anything or say anything to change their mind. He says people reachd out in DMs, and he told them it was wrong. They did not believe him.

- Nick is tired of censoring himself becuase other people will take what you say and your stories and interpret it incorrectly. Nick thinks most of his audience is not like this, but thr few who DO are intractable.

- Nick says he does not lie. He would just admit if he was doing something. His real life allows him to just be him 100%. Being honest on the internet hurts you

Spoiler: Nick talks about show schedule, excuses, and inconsistency

- More about how he is TOTALLY going to stream more when he can 'get into the mindset' for it. The contract requirements demotivate him... We have heard it all before...

- Nick admits that he has massively overshared his life before. A lot of people hated it, but a lot of people liked it. He has cut down on it recently and tried not to do it because people are saying they want legal topics and he is trying to cater to that.

- Nick wanted to cover Fani Willis and LOVES trial streams. He has not had a minute home recently. It is not laziness. He would do it every day INSTEAD of a night show if he could. It is easier than preparing a show. It would make his life SO MUCH easier!

- Nick doesn't do anything other than stream. His kids and wife are the ones that keep himself from streaming in the day and night sometimes. He cam try to reorient his family schedule, but it is HARD! Working streaming at this point stresses him.

- Nick admits platforms hate inconsistency. LawstBullets suggests that he have someone else create content for him. He declined.

- Other streamers have reached out to ask if he is fine. Nick has lost 40 pounds since May. It was further than he wanted, then he had to come back. He loves how he looks. His doctor gave him a clean bill of health. Only his triglycerides are a bit high, but lower than last check. His liver numbers are great. Be doesn't know how.

(He said he told the other streamers to 'try not being fat'. Is this Sean who reached out?)

- Nick said his bruise was from 'hitting something'. He has had bruises his entire life. (Sounds like what he says about his shakes and heat allergy).

- Nick has been going to a gym to build muscle. (Pressing X)

- Nick told a story about him and his wife running around their house naked. That is the closest he has come to public nudity.

(Did he forget about the nude beach stories he told?)

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[Mister Friendly Dude]

Oh that is going to be fun, Kirsche doesn't have a filter at all, and I could bet she is lurking this thread sporadically since the coomalot incident.

 

[East_Clintwood]

- Nick told a story about him and his wife running around their house naked. That is the closest he has come to public nudity.

(Did he forget about the nude beach stories he told?)

Wasn't his cope for Hedonism that he didn't go for Big Black Bull week(that was just a coincidence), but ackchually it was some sort of exhibitionist shit, as well?

 

[elb]

Raccoons are cute, but we all know opposums are better

They have pouches!

Another fuck you to John at 42m50s. He looks like he wants to go off but catches himself.

Lots of rambling about schedules, family, and how great a father he is on today's show. Biggest chunk of it starts at 1h51m and goes on for over 20 minutes.

ArtTheClown superchat at 2h25m50s leads to exasperation that people don't believe he's in the best health of his life.

1h03m15s: Keeps learning more and more about his life from the internet, hasn't read his Kiwi Farms thread since 2023.

 

[Fapcop]

I hear legal mindset talked about the Rekieta shitshow recently, but I don’t want to go through hours of vtuber nonsense.

Anyone got a clip or knows about this?

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

I think this is probably the worst Nick clip yet. He had some really awful ones late last year where he was just spewing total incomprehensible drunken word salad. This is worse than those even though it's more coherent, first because it's so nasty, but also because it's so fucking long. He repeats himself for 30 minutes in an evil version of a King Cobra thought loop.

Potentially Criminal reacted to it and was pretty disgusted, didn't really hold back on saying how vile he thought it was. I wonder if Rackets will face enough backlash that he'll have to actually address it or apologize, like after the Mandy incident.

Rickety Rackets also said he went to the doctor and got a clean bill of health. Even if that's true, he should show his doctor this Dear John clip and then see what the doctor says about his alcohol consumption. The reason his drinking concerns people so much isn't just because of physical health consequences, it's the effect on his behavior, it makes him into a dysfunctional wreck who constantly embarrasses himself in front of the whole Internet. It's wild to me that he doesn't seem to think about or care that his kids will probably see a lot of this shit some day.

Wait he addressed the MANdy situation?
I always thought he swept under rug and never mentioned it again

 

[EggImpregnator]

One thing that's always bothered me is that he says he licks the bottle because "if I'm drinking a 200$ bottle of whiskey, that drop is 86 cents"

If he's so worried about pinching pennies and saving every last cent, why does he spend 3000$ a month on snacks? Why does he buy luxury vehicles then crash them in a snow storm? Why does he take 4 hour showers?

 

[AnOminous]

Modafinil doesn't do that, people demonize it and call it a stimulant like its some meth alt, but its not. It could explain nasal voice, because it's inflammatory.

It's not modfaninil by itself that would do it, but using pills specifically to be able to drink more is very likely here. He's more or less admitted to doing specifically that.

 

[Captain Manning]

Meth is the obvious answer.

You don’t HAVE to be picking holes in your face the first year, but coke doesn’t last long so if he’s on camera for more than 45 minutes ever without a bathroom break, it’s probably not coke

Should we stop looking at his cheek and start looking at his teeth? Isn't that the thing with meth?

Again though, I don't know a hell of a lot about these things. It just strikes me that what we're seeing here is way more than just alcohol now.

Wasn't his cope for Hedonism that he didn't go for Big Black Bull week(that was just a coincidence), but ackchually it was some sort of exhibitionist shit, as well?

Yes. At least that's what Null related when his discussed one of the shower calls he got. And, it was also, "if I went."

 

[AnOminous]

Sometimes food needs to be killed and butchered. The answer to this sad fact is always the same; quickly and with mercy.

This is even a central concept of Judaism and Islam, that slaughter is to be done in what was, at the time, the quickest and most merciful way.

Should we stop looking at his cheek and start looking at his teeth? Isn't that the thing with meth?

Meth fucks up your skin, but it isn't generally the meth itself that does that (unless you develop the obsession with picking at your skin because of imaginary bugs or something), it's the impurities in it.

I just don't really buy Nick buying the kind of street drugs that involve interacting with street people. He's more the party drugs you buy at clubs type.

 

[Convallaria majalis]

It's not modfaninil by itself that would do it, but using pills specifically to be able to drink more is very likely here. He's more or less admitted to doing specifically that.

Modafinil also causes super dry mouth and my guy often sounds like he needs to drink some water. I used it to get through studying and working at the same time years ago. I guess if you already have an alcohol problem, you'd reach for a bottle of something instead of hydrating yourself.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

One thing that's always bothered me is that he says he licks the bottle because "if I'm drinking a 200$ bottle of whiskey, that drop is 86 cents"

The largest a raindrop can be before splitting, according to the USGS, is 4 mm diameter. If we’re retardedly generous and cube that (though the correct equation for volume would be 4/3rds pi x radius squared), there are 187,500 of the largest possible interpretations of droplets in a 750ml whiskey bottle.

That lick saved him 1/10th of one cent, being as generous as possible

Nick misestimated by at LEAST 8600%