Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,395
Braindead
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Paul tends to be a threat to small women.

I don't think August reads his comments unless he is fishing for content. Unsurprising he is a "mail me the check" landlord, it fits his attitude to a T.
Is this from something Paul said in the F as in Frank episode? Looking at what Paul has made public on Facebook, this "I will save children from predators and expose " post seems kinda showy and overly dramatic and self serving. The tone in that post does make me wonder if he would ever dox someone.
 
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There's a german woman i follow on youtube who bakes the most amazing bread with barely more than that and it turns out 1000x better with a nice crust and you can hear the crunch. This bread looks like it came out of the Dumpster of a Wonder bread bakery.
Bread is super easy to make and yes all it takes is four ingredients. Even a retard like Fatty was able to make a decent enough looking loaf of bread once:


Yeah he went about it in a retarded way and you can see uncooked lumps of flour in the finished result but this is an example of "no-knead bread". You're just supposed to bake it in a Dutch Oven. And during the lockdown a lot of people were doing this and getting back into breadmaking.

Nobody tell him about meat flour.
He's aware of it. He mentioned it once when starting this new larp.
 
Oh boy Jagoff, your pearls of wisdom are endless(ly fucking stroked-out, retarded gibberish that anyone with 1/4 of a brain would crack up at and move on from/delete & ignore until your next 'pearl of wisdom is posted with typical gay, utterly annoying Boomerbook bitmojies. I can't wait for the next one ...
 

New backtrack just dropped.

In essence: "I never actually accused Jack of sending the email and I don't think he could ever actually dox me. I won't get police involved because fuck you. We'll never know who did it, but the email is real. Don't harass Jack. In closing, if it's really Jack or not, it doesn't matter. It's actually coming from a Proton mail address and they're threatening to SWAT me. Even though I said I'm not involving law enforcement, if I wanted to then they could totally arrest whoever is sending these."
 
Except that comment about the "7 braincells of the Scalfanis" needing to tell him when the dox would be dropped. Retard duck.

I know the animosity and derision for the duck is immense here, but it's just nice to see any magnifying glass put on Jack.

I don't think CinnamonToastKen would've even bothered to make his video without the 'dox' attempt, so that's at least one good thing to come out of it.

I would say more people should have known about the choking shit sooner, but who's really going to pay attention to a fat boomer on his 4th stroke going on 5th?
 
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