The Swifties - A New Age Religious Movement Revolving Around Taylor Swift

[Helvítis Túristi]

That tranny is a Swifty? I never made the connection.

The troon made a video of himself going to a taylor swift concert and exchanging bracelets. It was very nauseating and it's possible the video was staged. It's possible he was trying to grift off her popularity, but I do know some male swifties and they are disturbing just like the troon.

 

[Optantrix]

antihero is decent

The "sexy baby" line of that song makes it where I can't enjoy it at all. Was not a fan of Midnights, You're On Your Own Kid was probably the best song off there and it's alright

 

[Not A Bunny]

Swifites are annoying, don't date one, don't be friends with one, and don't even look at one.

Remember, this is a fanbase that started buying football jerseys because they wanted to support their imaginary celebrity bestie's boyfriend.

Swift's fandom is basically "don't stick your dick in crazy" in mob form.

And their thing about friendship bracelets is fucking disturbing.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

Thought this was pretty retarded:


Hundreds of Taylor Swift Fans in Australia Get Inked in Her Honor Ahead of Eras Tour Shows

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VC Ink Tattoo Gallery and Popular Fine Line Tattoos offered Swift-inspired tattoos over the weekend for a discounted price

Taylor Swift fans in Australia are inking their love for the star, forever and always.

Hundreds of Swifties flooded tattoo parlors in Melbourne, Australia, ahead of Swift's Eras Tour stop there to get a Swift-themed tattoo — with some fans even waiting in long lines for up to 50 minutes.

VC Ink Tattoo Gallery shared a post on social media earlier this week letting fans know that they were launching Swift-inspired designs featuring lyrics and motifs inspired by the Grammy winner’s music. Each design could be tattooed for $150, and two fans could also win free tattoos from the collection.

The designs included song titles like “Cruel Summer,” “Getaway Car,” “Karma” and “All Too Well,” as well as a snake to represent Swift’s Reputation album, a cardigan sweater with stars to represent the song “Cardigan” and a disco ball inspired by “Mirrorball.”

The company also showed a photo of the long line of people waiting outside its shop on its Instagram Story, and noted that its estimated wait had been at one point 40 to 50 minutes for tattoos. It also reposted several Stories from fans who got inked, including one who got a design of two hands making the shape of a heart, and then shared Swift doing the same.

The fan tagged the shop in their post and wrote, “Asking me how I feel about tattooing after seeing myself at the Eras Tour last night? I feel fearless.”

VC Ink wasn't the only company to offer Swift-inspired tattoos for the weekend. Popular Fine Line Tattoos also launched a “flash tattoo event” that took place over the weekend, according to Australia’s News Corp.

A popular TikToker shared a video of herself waiting in line and later getting a tattoo during the flash event. She showed off the business’ Swift-inspired tattoos, which also included ink offerings of a cardigan, a disco ball and “Karma” lyrics.

However, Popular Fine Line Tattoos also featured a dragon tattoo to represent Swift’s song “Long Live,” a broken champagne glass to represent “Champagne Problems,” and a koi fish, which is featured in her “Lavender Haze” music video. The company offered tattoos for $200 each.

A TikToker who goes by Lizzie.Mouse noted that she chose to get a “Lover” tattoo on her ribs. One of her friends opted for the “Fearless” tattoo, and another got a koi fish inked on her skin.

She added, “We are all so obsessed with how they turned out, our little Swiftie friendship tattoos."

The fans showed off their new ink at Swift's Melbourne stop, where Swift pulled out her guitar for a medley of "Getaway Car," "August" and "The Other Side of the Door."

The singer told fans before the song, per a fan-recorded clip: "I just really want you to be happy because you're making me happy. So I figured you might want to hear this one. Let me know, though."

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[Red Mask]

I didn’t see any mention of Swifties on Reddit. This is one of my favorite Swifty dramas:

Woman skips funeral to attend Taylor Swift concert. Some time later, Karma bites her in the ass

Some people don’t believe it, but many others are inclined to believe it.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

>she wears short skirts. I wear t-shirts. She's cheer captain, and I'm on the bleachers

 

[SIMIΔN]

Thought this was pretty retarded

Getting tattoos is pretty trashy unless you are either memorialising fallen family or sworn brothers, tribe membership or you really understand art design and edit: and anatomy in motion.

This is for a pop concert with strangers not for surviving a shipwreck or battlefield. Now if it was a Travis Scott or Arianna Grande concert, I'd understand
TS doesn't even have ink.

The Australian tour explains why she's on so many magazines this month.

 

[derpherp2]

I like playing you need to calm down in front of any gay person that gets mad.

I also like it as a song, personally.
Also rare nonbreakup song.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

This Swiftie made a goddamn syllabus for her new boyfriend:

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

So it is a cult.
Hot dam.

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

I’m personally very excited to see what happens when this thread gets out of PG.

Same here, Im interested in seeing Taylorfags joining the thread calling us all “niggers” and hoping we get ass raped by bbc

 

[TotalNematodeDeath]

Crazy how she went from a big artist to the biggest one out of nowhere. I do like the seemingly constant swiftie drama about lawsuits and her behavior though, like wow the uber rich factory made pop star isn't perfect... Taylor Swift has to be the biggest industry plant ever and the amount of time spent making her look like a genuine musician is insane.

 

[Red Mask]

The Australian tour explains why she's on so many magazines this month.

Reminds me of this:Taylor Swift Fan misses aunt’s funeral for concert. Yet another funeral skipped. Gotta find some other skips now and whatever drama due to the concert/tickets.

TBH, I think the radio show is a scripted segment. Wouldn’t surprise me one bit.

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

(Oh yeah OP, what else are you looking to add? I think we have a solid introduction. and our ‘Influences and Major Actions’ Section is a good read.)

(yes i am aware someone mentioned this)

Maybe add another sub-sect which most 4chan oldfags who are aware of taylor swift believe;

Taylor swift was a 4chan user.

• In November 2011, an anon asked 4chan to name their cat, with one suggestion being Meredith. A day later, Taylor Swift shown to the public, her new cat, Meredith.
• An anon posted "Nothing quite like a freezing cold, wintery beach". the same day Swift posted the same thing to Twitter.
• Moot and TaylorS have been pictured together before.
  

Alternatively, you can read this image made by a schizo.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

I still remember the collective cries of grief on /pol/ when the video for Shake It Off came out and she was shaking her ass together with the niggies

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

(Oh yeah OP, what else are you looking to add? I think we have a solid introduction. and our ‘Influences and Major Actions’ Section is a good read.)

Thanks for the addition. Just credited you on the OP. You can help more by adding a section on notable swifties/"saints". If not, the OP is already pretty solid IMO.

 

[Nobunaga]

Crazy how she went from a big artist to the biggest one out of nowhere. I do like the seemingly constant swiftie drama about lawsuits and her behavior though, like wow the uber rich factory made pop star isn't perfect... Taylor Swift has to be the biggest industry plant ever and the amount of time spent making her look like a genuine musician is insane.

But enough about travis scott

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

Thanks for the addition. Just credited you on the OP. You can help more by adding a section on notable swifties/"saints". If not, the OP is already pretty solid IMO.

no problem.

I might need some help as i am not in the swifty Twittesphere as much; heres who i know so far, these are the biggest twitter accounts:

1. @TSwiftNZ - News for all swifties
2. @TheSwiftSociety - Posts about the eras tour and about TS in general
3. @ThrowbackTaylor - TS posts in general
4. @4k_taylorr - Account which reposts TS tweets in 4k

The rest are mostly taylor swift shitposting accounts. if i find something interesting ill edit this post

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

no problem.

I might need some help as i am not in the swifty Twittesphere as much; heres who i know so far, these are the biggest twitter accounts:

1. @TSwiftNZ - News for all swifties
2. @TheSwiftSociety - Posts about the eras tour and about TS in general
3. @ThrowbackTaylor - TS posts in general

The rest are mostly taylor swift shitposting accounts. if i find something interesting ill edit this post

I mean notable swifty cows, not some big swifty accounts that regularly updates news about her

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

I mean notable swifty cows, not some big swifty accounts that regularly updates news about her

ill try my best chief