Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

we dont know what she is or isnt doing

I hope she divorces him, kicks him out of the house, and he ends up in some Lowtax hovel with his shitty paintings behind him still, never to be hung up, before blowing his brains out.

 

[Love Machine]

Nick rekeita is 4 things

Nick rekeita is a drunk
Nick rekeita is a faggot
Nick rekieita is a liar
And nick rekeita is a piece of shit!

I mean it’s one thing to be trapped in a marriage with an alcoholic asshole, and holding it together because you feel you have limited options or are concerned about kids ect. But our wife not only remains, but seems to actually enable and condone Nicks behavior. Like if she is aware he is a self destructing alcoholic, why tf is she going in the hot tub and getting drunk as fuck with him at swinger parties?

I think our wife is a piece of shit guys. Birds of a feather.

 

[IDF]

One thing that's always bothered me is that he says he licks the bottle because "if I'm drinking a 200$ bottle of whiskey, that drop is 86 cents"

If he's so worried about pinching pennies and saving every last cent, why does he spend 3000$ a month on snacks? Why does he buy luxury vehicles then crash them in a snow storm? Why does he take 4 hour showers?

it has nothing to do with the money and everything to do with the substance. as you fall to addiction you make all sorts of weird justifications for your behaviors, behaviors that at the end of the day are all to support your drinking ans/or drugging. taking that last bit from the bottom of a bottle is much less worse than opening a new bottle and taking a sip even if its the exact same amount for instance. the liquors got him and I'm sure he has all sorts of self imposed limitations in his mind he justifies wiggling around that allow him to think to himself he has no problem.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick did a LOCALS last night:

- He opened wearing a wife beater amd saying he is totally trying to stream more and make more content like watch parties. He is just so busy.

- Nick says that anorexia works, but you have to tell yourself you look better as you lose weight for it not to become a problem. You need to monitor it.

- After a 20 minute rant on losing weight via caloric deficit and fighting with his chat, he says that you cannot control a steroid regimen for muscle building and weight loss.

- Clarified that the medical procedure that caused show cancelations last week was not in his immediate family.

- He left for 7 minutes or more to move clothes from washer to dryer.

- Chat asked what Nick did to @elb to make her angry. He claims he does not know and cannot know. Once people 'think' you have betrayed a 'perceived principle',, you cannot convince them otherwise. It happened because he was too open and honest. It is a self-fulfilling prophecy that a 'liar' cannot correct thr 'lies' that oosomeone have believed.

- Nick addressed 'Sober January' and claimed he did not drink on stream--except the one that was not his--for the whole month.

- Nick said the rules of the Internet changed. You used to lean into a lie about you as a joke to defuse it. Now you cannot do that, or ignore it, or anything.

- Nick hates he cannot be so honest. Him being honest helped a lot of people and he is sad he cannot do it anymore. Talking about yourself along with topics was something people wanted, but now he is more guarded.

- Nick says people are criticising him for letting his daughter visit friends and for crying. The things people are caring about should not be things they care about--it is not their business. Some of these people have spent actual time with him and know better. Simultaneously, people who are offering advice don't know him.

- Nick showed off Chrisrmas themed pop tarts after leaving for 3 minutes. He then left for another 3 to get ice and sweet tea.

- Nick said he is having trouble re-aligning his schedule to be consistent... because you need to be consistent to gauge which time slots are the best. (Awe inspiring insight)

- Nick says that his wife schedules things for them to do together. He enjoys that time together, but she gets ideas in her head that it is all he likes to do. She goes overboard with things when he does not HAVE to go out and be extroverted, and he also likes just spending time at home together.

- He wants to do karaoke at his house. He is trying to setup an exclusive fan karaoke as a limited adding to his next live show.

- He is not sure about a film watch on Sunday. Hr I'd always home late on Sundays

 

[EggImpregnator]

His wife is honestly just hoping he wraps himself around a tree while drunk driving so she gets the life insurance payout.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

How about you fucking niggers don't touch the cow. Or if you're too fucking autistic not to don't post bragging about it here you fucking retards. That's how threads get locked.

It also validates all of Nick’s nonsense about the evil Kiwi Farms when users strut about looking for asspats for them fucking with Nick in other places. Nick’s decline is comical because he blames KF for destroying his life when he’s the one doing so. When you start bragging about fucking with him, it makes things less funny.

Just chill out, watch, and laugh. It’s really not that difficult. And if you are going to start touching cows, don’t brag about it here.

 

[AnOminous]

- He opened wearing a wife beater

Entering full Ron Soye mode.

It happened because he was too open and honest.

Lmao the problem with this notorious, profligate liar who never opens his mouth without a lie coming out or a dick going in, is that he's too honest.

 

[hamsteak]

I've come to notice that most of these youtubers have very distinct warning signs when the burning star of their career is about to implode into a black hole.

They start bragging about how they are the best at whatever sketur they are apart of (I.E. bragging about he can just turn on his camera and make a million dollars and buying a Mustang he can't drive with said million dollars), then they slowly start adding different types of content than what they normally do (His "Friday Funday" streams). Which most of the audience tolerates, but doesn't watch as that's not what they are there for.

At this point the youtuber is starting to resent what made them popular and leans into the different content, saying that's what they are really about and what they've always wanted to do. This subsequently alienates their audience and they voice that they don't want this content. Creator lashes out at the lack of support, this then starts a loop of leaning hard into the new content, lashing out, and more people leaving.

We are then are left with what we see here. A husk of a community, with pay pigs loyal to a fault until they too are the subject of a rant for a perceived or actual slight.

 

[Fapcop]

I think our wife is a piece of shit guys. Birds of a feather.

Either a piece of shit or broken.

Between her blatantly flirting with total strangers on stream, ENCOURAGING THEM TO BUY HER UNDERWEAR, to her mental health issues: Sitting and crying on Nicks streams, her description of all the drugs she takes.

Like many rich women, she’s probably also kinda lost. She’s no longer hot and in her 20ies, sure there’s hedonism and swinging, but deep down she knows she’s just another wine mom.

Some women fill their lives with other things, but with Nicks trust fund she doesn’t NEED to work, and a nanny takes cares of the kids when it’s not fun for Kayla anymore to be a SAHM. So she’s properly just kinda lost and pops her pills, wondering why she can’t be happy.

(That kind of quiet desperation is even reflected in her Pinterest: We got all the tradwife SAHM stuff, then we got the biblical woman stuff. Then she switches over to “how to keep marriage sexy” posts.)

She could of course also be broken AND a piece of shit. Stranger things have happened!

 

[Sewer Rat]

Dick is the male example of the fat chick who brings an even fatter chick along so she looks less fat herself. He WANTS his "friends" to be even more fucked up than he is so he looks better in comparison. This is why he has the Vaedophile as a sidekick.

just imagine how much lower Rekieta can fall if Dick wants it. It was because of Dick that Rekieta forgave Ralph, a child abuser, woman abuser (with evidence recorded) pig that said the most horrible things about Nick's wife AND kids, and also made Reketa become friends with Vito, an actual pedophile, to this day defending that shit inserting himself into the Vaush pedo drama.
Dick could say that Rekieta should make a positive comment about a baby rapist, and he will do it.

 

[Captain Manning]

we dont know what she is or isnt doing

This.

I honestly think, if you go back through my posts, that I was a lot kinder to Nick's wife than many people here. To the point where some of you have implied I am naïve. For example, I said I didn't really believe Warski's story, and I defended her in response to Nick going on that rant about her body being destroyed.

I don't have enough information on his wife to really pass any definitive judgement on her.

That said, I agree it's disconcerting as all hell that Nick keeps descending into madness and she hasn't pulled him away from the computer and gotten him some help.

(Admittedly, I have make some "snack tray" jokes in response to @AnOminous asking why he can't go into a certain room in his house, and maybe that's a bit tasteless, but those were obvious fucking jokes).

 

[Love Machine]

- Nick said the rules of the Internet changed. You used to lean into a lie about you as a joke to defuse it. Now you cannot do that, or ignore it, or anything.

This was never a rule, Nick, this only worked on things that were obviously untrue. It doesn't work for you because every retarded theory on the kiwi farms looks plausible because you're a pathetic drunk that wants to cheat on his wife. Stop pretending like you ever knew the "rules of the internet". You never had your ear to the floor on anything. You got lucky and squandered it.

 

[Sewer Rat]

"On Prioritizing Family Over Streaming" clip is amazing in many ways. Besides the fact that Nick after series of failures has transitioned into full-on open seething, I find something else interesting. In my mind, one of the main skills that a proper lawyer should have, is the ability to construct logical arguments and adapt them according to the situation. Essentially you do your best, see what works and then implement changes that hopefully do not contradict your previous statements.

Nick is utterly incapable of doing that. He uses the same excuses over and over again (it's feels like a broken record for the past six months or so). And these excuses crumble under any hint of objective assessment. And we hear them re-stated again today.

"- No guys, I cannot do trial streams. They take too much time, it's 12 hours a day every day."
Solutions:
1) Hire an editor to cut the stream up and review highlights. [costs more]
2) Hire a co-host(s) and alternate between them to do the coverage. [costs less]
3) Feed the video of the hearing and the documents into a GPT and get a short summary, then cover that [costs fucking nothing].
In Nick's roadmap he stated that he maybe would be able to do trials in summer. What?! Who buys into this shit? Why not in early winter? Why not in five years? I'm sure there are freelancers that you can hire tomorrow who can do way better job at coverage than Nick (which is admittedly a pretty low bar).

literally EVERY lawtuber, bigger or smaller than Nick already solved the "streams are too long issue" this is just Nick coping and lying to have an excuse.
like you said, big lawtubers with money hire an editor, their work IS to watch the trial and get long good segments for the streamer to react to.
the smaller lawtubers that can't or won't afford it just react to either clips or the whole trial but at 2x speed, pausing or going at 1x when something good happens, this is also good because they give the feeling of "watching the trial", but the lawyer on camera can stop to give a lenghty explanation.

all of them still do full live coverages when a REALLY BIG trial is happening, because like any reasonable adult, they understand that these things are GOLDMINES that will give them enough money to not have to worry about other things.

Nick is just a retard that hates work, and will fine any reason or excuse to not do it.

 

[Fapcop]

"On Prioritizing Family Over Streaming" clip is amazing in many ways. Besides the fact that Nick after series of

One thing is for sure. Rekieta has gotten to hate streaming. And it’s lovely to watch him sit and seethe over every comment.

Woes Rekieta! Streaming was supposed to be his creative outlet. A place where he’s the king and is admired and worshiped and tithed. And instead these dullards, these peasants CRITICIZE HIM! They have DEMANDS! They don’t even believe him when he repeats the same nonsensical cope.

“it’s funny…” Is Nickspeak for “This makes me seethe, but I can’t let the haters see they’re winning.”

 

[SargonF00t]

I was surprised on MATI when Joshie addressed "Dear John", that Dear Feeder didn't seem as appalled by Rekieta's behaviour as most in this thread were.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick is utterly incapable of doing that. He uses the same excuses over and over again (it's feels like a broken record for the past six months or so). And these excuses crumble under any hint of objective assessment. And we hear them re-stated again today.

This is part of what made his content so boring after Depp--he went back to well on so many old topics (e.g. Have Drex on to talk about 'these hoes' every 4th show, or do reactions to fan content, or drinking streams woth a lot of guests) that is became repetitive and boring. The repetition (if done correctly) can be nostalgic, but Nick just repeated himself with the same boring content and tired excuses think HE was so interesting that it would work.

My main take-away, however, is that Nick has NEVER been successful at anything--not a Creative Writer or lawyer. I said a dozen pages back that he has 'pretended' his way into success in life wmhis whole life--all the way from bare minimum effort uni degree, entry level jobs, to being a non-pracricing and terrible lawyer.

 

[DumbDude43]

I was surprised on MATI when Joshie addressed "Dear John", that Dear Feeder didn't seem as appalled by Rekieta's behaviour as most in this thread were.

most likely josh himself had more than his fair share of run-ins with crazy obsessive nutcase fanboys pouring their hearts out to him, so he knows how fucking annoying it can be to deal with that thist as a public figure

 

[AnOminous]

Like many rich women, she’s probably also kinda lost. She’s no longer hot and in her 20ies, sure there’s hedonism and swinging, but deep down she knows she’s just another wine mom.

Also she totally wrecked and destroyed her body, according to the vile descriptions of her own shitty husband, to give birth to five kids, and instead of respecting and honoring her for that, he talks shit about her in public. What an absolute pig of a man. He exploits a woman to get kids, then publicly despises her, forces her to get surgery to try to look younger again, professes his love for another dude pretending to be a woman, because he's such a stupid faggot he fell for that, and now, here we are.

 

[Nate Higgers]

One thing is for sure. Rekieta has gotten to hate streaming. And it’s lovely to watch him sit and seethe over every comment.

Woes Rekieta! Streaming was supposed to be his creative outlet. A place where he’s the king and is admired and worshiped and tithed. And instead these dullards, these peasants CRITICIZE HIM! They have DEMANDS! They don’t even believe him when he repeats the same nonsensical cope.

“it’s funny…” Is Nickspeak for “This makes me seethe, but I can’t let the haters see they’re winning.”

I hate to reiterate a point I made earlier ITT but it really is amazing how much Balldo’s attitude towards streaming is almost 1:1 similar to The Mexican Child Savior of the White Race.

Only Fuentes isn’t an alcoholic; he’s just addicted to fast food and mobile games.

 

[DumbDude43]

Also she totally wrecked and destroyed her body, according to the vile descriptions of her own shitty husband, to give birth to five kids, and instead of respecting and honoring her for that, he talks shit about her in public. What an absolute pig of a man. He exploits a woman to get kids, then publicly despises her, forces her to get surgery to try to look younger again, professes his love for another dude pretending to be a woman, because he's such a stupid faggot he fell for that, and how, here we are.

worst thing he has done to her is the cuck shit tbh
like, she is now publicly known as that woman who went to a jamaican swinger resort during "queen of spades week".
how the fuck do you ever come back from something like that? in terms of humiliation this is almost like having your sex tape leaked - or even worse, depending on who you ask.