Manager: Okay, people. We need to cook up a new holiday for the summer.
Something with, eh, gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.
Woman: How about something religious? We had great penetration last
spring with "Christmas II"!
Man: Ooh, I know, Spendover, like Passover but less talk, more presents!
-- Discussing the new holiday, "Trash of the Titans"
% The businesspeople around the table break into serious discussion, until
% the cigar-smoking man breaks them up. He decides the holiday needs to be
% something warm and fuzzy, like "Love Day," only not so lame.