DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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I have bitched about this a hundred times, and I will bitch a hundred more. His love for being on level one is the most pathetic fucking thing about him. Man is 42 this year, and has abhorred all challenge and strife in his life. Avoided it whereever possible. And even more pathetic, can't even handle it in a video game. Like what kind of bitch has the first level as their favorite? Fucking bitch made

Thank you for indulging that. I just rewatched Secret Limiteds 2022 video. Pour one out boys for them
 
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I love it when Phil's chat gaslights him, "Yes I should become a streamer." anyone.

FF7 part 2 is the biggest game of the year and I think if it's slow then he is going to panic quickly. You can tell just how much he is trying to hammer it in that he is stressed about it. No one cares about Ronin etc and the reason why people dipped out of Elden Ring is because his playthroughs were quite likely his worst. Whales stopped tipping and as expected he dropped it.

I think his whales will protest BG3 being relegated because the tips are unusually low tonight but he will justify it by dropping it and saying "People were getting bored." Phil fails to understand he is at the mercy of his audience and even his bringing back Khet will not prove lucrative. I have major doubts about FF7's success because people want to play it and like Elden Ring people just want in on his DLC.

One odd thing was him moving the time on Thursday which I think is a narc move at him trying to justify the schedule talk after probably about 95% of people in suggestions have said kill the schedule talk. Phil is similar to Amberlynn Reid who is passive-aggressive to her audience if they are right and they are strikingly similar.
 
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Jang Joo said:
I don't know when this happened but he tried to retcon his friendship with Rambo, saying he was basically a paid employee. Jesus fucking Christ Phil, likely the best friend you've ever had in your life, possibly the only, true one, and this is what it comes to.
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uuuh wrong you fucking idiot Rambo was my paid employee that I didn't pay and that's why he got pissed. Sound good?
 
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Grease Fountain said:
Awesome improvement to the stream, man
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Thanks Phillip, now I can hear just how shitty your mic really is!
Jang Joo said:
I don't know when this happened but he tried to retcon his friendship with Rambo, saying he was basically a paid employee. Jesus fucking Christ Phil, likely the best friend you've ever had in your life, possibly the only, true one, and this is what it comes to.
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Just the narc ego revealing how he really views other people. Once his parents croak he will just describe them as caretakers who he doesn't really care about, will probably end up calling Leanna a gold digging whore who quit cleaning up his messes sometime in the future (He alluded to it before, just vaguely), and even Khet will be reduced to something less tahn she already is in Phil's eyes.

I mean seriously, it's really fucking degrading to just refer to Khet as 'My Waif' all the time and basically use her as a prop for how he is mature and adult.
 
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Phil keeps saying BG3 interest has waned(I don't know how he's gauging this) despite from his mouth that he meets the tier 2 goal each stream. So that means he's going to backburn the fuck outta it.

Meanwhile Yakuza RPG gets a measly $5 twice in a row.

The only logical standpoint here to me is that he just hates the game. Nothing really makes sense here.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
I have bitched about this a hundred times, and I will bitch a hundred more. His love for being on level one is the most pathetic fucking thing about him. Man is 42 this year, and has abhorred all challenge and strife in his life. Avoided it whereever possible. And even more pathetic, can't even handle it in a video game. Like what kind of bitch has the first level as their favorite? Fucking bitch made

Thank you for indulging that. I just rewatched Secret Limiteds 2022 video. Pour one out boys for them
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What’s worse is he wasn’t even always at level one. He had money, fans, some shred of respect for a moment there. If he was smart, with that money, he could’ve moved up to level three or four or five. The saddest thing about the level one hype is that he’s not a dude that’s just like a simple guy not trying to get rich not trying to have too much in life and he’s just happy that he’s at level one living life. He’s a dude that genuinely saw the other levels tried to play them failed and is now stuck back at level one. For some insane reason he is celebrating that. He’s extremely happy that he went from at least level two, I mean the dude could afford a house a car pretty much any gadget game or trinket that he wanted, to level one. It’s like if a middle-class dude celebrated becoming homeless.
 
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Crooked 16th said:
DSPolitics would be worse fence sitting then at the height of Booige's popularity
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It would be "dumb motherfucker who thinks he's smart - the show" because Phil would give hot and intellectual takes such as "it is the right AND the left that's wrong, guys!", and he's going to be so above any issue that he will just say that everyone is stupid while either not suggesting anything or just suggesting that both sides need to work together. It would be hilarious to see Phil's null understanding of economy, how legislation works and other gems that show he's completely disconnected from the world while pretending he's a working class man despite being a 1% who came from a upper-middle class family and has a house with his name the second Dave and Linda kick the bucket.

I feel like first he's going to start adding some politics into DSPReACKs before axxing the channel as a last ditch effort to save it and then blame it on trolls for killing it even though the channel is already dead, or, if he gets desperate for a new friends again, he'll be on a political show to test the waters as a guest and then be ridiculed and blame it on tractors, as usual.
 
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AGoodBrazilian said:
Like when he called Epic Games "assholes" because of mass layoffs
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Chinese economy is doing even worse than the US, Epic Games is almost wholly run out of China, so DSP isn't wrong on his take, if only for all the wrong reasons.

Jaracainofthewind said:
I have bitched about this a hundred times, and I will bitch a hundred more. His love for being on level one is the most pathetic fucking thing about him. Man is 42 this year, and has abhorred all challenge and strife in his life. Avoided it whereever possible. And even more pathetic, can't even handle it in a video game. Like what kind of bitch has the first level as their favorite? Fucking bitch made

Thank you for indulging that. I just rewatched Secret Limiteds 2022 video. Pour one out boys for them
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You discount the "benefits" of being a sluggard... the sluggard can legitimately say "I don't care" and it is actually true... it's the same idea of nihilism, where "none of this matters".
 
I want to hear Dsp give his "hot takes" on politics and economy. Not because i care what his position is but because i want to hear a dumb retard actually believe that what he is saying is actually smart(he aint). I bet he's the kind of guy that thinks that inflation is just the super stores trying to make people pay more.
 
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