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Call me blackpilled but how does buying a ton of nice shit help? If by nice shit you mean things like bongs and video cards, those aren't really sound investment. Silver and gold? BMJ has caught lightning in a bottle, he has momentum now, it will not last forever- green line doesn't always go up, it eventually dwindles unless the 'creator' has enough IQ to just keep up to date with the trends, which Austin as much as I root for the guy does not. When the times get tough my man still has to get the gamba and my man has to get the rocks, those silver bars and gold coins are going to get pawned real fast. He's endearing, he's cozy, he's not going to troon out, he's not going to molest discord kittens, I get it, but he is an addict. That's what addicts do.I think BMJ has a genuine chance of improving IF AND ONLY IF he realizes how cool it is to buy a ton of nice shit all the time.
If the dopamine from buying and flexing shit competes with the dopamine from drugs then he's got a real shot, since we know that's already second fiddle to gamba
Tech Tip: violently shake your computer to punish the Cecil insideBut really experienced gamblers like Bossman, know that in reality it is a small man called Cecil, who watches the betting screen and decides whether to award a win or a loss.
Bossman has lost like 300k in total on gambling, he's never making it back, even if he won a million dollars he would proceed to gable most away.One thing common to many LOLCOWs we admire on KF is that they all in their careers had an inflection moment when they could “have made it big” (Ethan, nick etc) and they have all crashed and burned thereafter due to their personality types.
For Austin to succeed he will have to buck the trend and as I am a betting man: I give him a 1/5 chance and that’s being generous.
The higher the stakes the greater the discipline required.
Rage quitting streams when he loses it all will now be damaging to him so hopefully he stops doing that and begs more instead.If you are curious about his current standing in the Creator Incentive Program, here are the current stats:
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I can almost hear the engine of BossMan's civicIf you are curious about his current standing in the Creator Incentive Program, here are the current stats:
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Austin should be featured on the next Kiwi Coin.Unboxing the new silver bar and gold coin
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What I hope happens is rage quitting, then immediately realizing he's missing out on revenue and starts the stream back up 60 seconds later to beg.Rage quitting streams when he loses it all will now be damaging to him so hopefully he stops doing that and begs more instead.
Use caveman logic. If you have 10 rocks and you can either chuck all 10 into a hole for fun or chuck 8 into a hole and save 2 for exchanging for a nice club and you start choosing to save 2 that's an improvementCall me blackpilled but how does buying a ton of nice shit help?
DAMN THAT ROCK IS NICEUse caveman logic. If you have 10 rocks and you can either chuck all 10 into a hole for fun or chuck 8 into a hole and save 2 for exchanging for a nice club and you start choosing to save 2 that's an improvement
Tl;Dr it will teach him that money actually is worth something
Him living with this parents his entire life probably contributed to him literally having no idea how absurd it is when he's pissing away many thousands a night with him having an overall net worth of a dirty bong, 1.5k worth of precious metals and a pair of yeezys, that's true, although I think addiction by default overrides logical thinking.Use caveman logic. If you have 10 rocks and you can either chuck all 10 into a hole for fun or chuck 8 into a hole and save 2 for exchanging for a nice club and you start choosing to save 2 that's an improvement
Tl;Dr it will teach him that money actually is worth something
I think you're equating investment with resale price, a high-end GPU will let him stream other games like he's wanted for awhile, the microphone will increase audio quality (though that's a controversial subject currently), the monitor and 400 dollar chair are both comfort items that could potentially help him stream longer hours, if he doesn't smash them to pieces firstCall me blackpilled but how does buying a ton of nice shit help? If by nice shit you mean things like bongs and video cards, those aren't really sound investment. Silver and gold? BMJ has caught lightning in a bottle, he has momentum now, it will not last forever- green line doesn't always go up, it eventually dwindles unless the 'creator' has enough IQ to just keep up to date with the trends, which Austin as much as I root for the guy does not. When the times get tough my man still has to get the gamba and my man has to get the rocks, those silver bars and gold coins are going to get pawned real fast. He's endearing, he's cozy, he's not going to troon out, he's not going to molest discord kittens, I get it, but he is an addict. That's what addicts do.