Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 66 17.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.6%

  • Total voters
    382
????? Is he not concerned he's randomly spiking 103°? What the fuck?
He has bigger problems. The most a bad fever could do is kill him. This demon will torture his soul for all eternity.
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If you ever have the chance, I would be interested to see a line graph of total combined monthly revenue for as long as you have current data. I am curious what that slope would look like from 2022 onward...

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Oh yay! Unbreaded! Time to once again mock a man who was having mental health crisis and was possible a danger to himself and others!
 
If you ever have the chance, I would be interested to see a line graph of total combined monthly revenue for as long as you have current data. I am curious what that slope would look like from 2022 onward...

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A guest? Someone wants to be associated with current Rekieta?

Rackets had to have begged.
 
If you ever have the chance, I would be interested to see a line graph of total combined monthly revenue for as long as you have current data. I am curious what that slope would look like from 2022 onward...

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Nicki sure has a thing for accused sex pests that give off faggot vibes. This is the same reason Nicki won't be invited back on InfoWars.

 
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Every time I see lady rackets in videos she scares me a little bit, because she's so erratic. Her face cycles through so many intense expressions that it sets off some kind of warning in the back of my mind.

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"Danger, tread carefully"
I wonder if she did something to her face (botox? surgery?) because the comments got to her.
I wonder if she could be then influenced to pull the Pantsu and run with kids to parents. Nicks' earnings only cover the snack budget, things got grim real fast.
 
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????? Is he not concerned he's randomly spiking 103°? What the fuck?
He was spiking 106-107 allegedly, 103 was the low number. But it's not a big deal because he took some meds and got better.

Maybe he was more concerned about whatever happens to be causing him to spend the whole night swinging his jaw around more wildly than BMJ does when he's high as hell.

Tired:
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Crack jaw protruding

Wired:


We both noticed strange mouth / jaw movements back in Oct. 23, but it has definitely become more accelerated in rate & more pronounced. Looks like classic coke or meth jaw.
In both the clips from then and further back in the year I noticed that the jaw/mouth movement was more of a vertical motion up and down rather than the stereotypical sideways motions associated with coke jaw. I thought it might be either a different kind of stimulant (maybe molly or something) or even anxiety, but it didn't fit with the stereotypical notion of coke jaw.

As for this time, feel free to view the clip above.

Though to defend Nick maybe he's not on coke, maybe he really had a 107 degree fever which he didn't seek medical treatment for and now has neurological damage. Or maybe his facial muscles have melted from the heat of the fever.

Because his face looked like it was melting.
 
The comments are savage as usual.
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Didn't any of them read? Balldo was covered in ice packs, and he had the top of the line off the shelf medication, he probably even wore a balldo made of ice the whole day.

I really don't get why he needs to over embellish the story instead of just saying he was sick and probably misread the reading in a stupor. When someone over explains shit it makes me think they're bullshitting right off the bat.
 
What's going on with Nick's jaw?
As a reformed party head that looks a lot like what I like to call 'meth jaw' and happens for the same reason as teeth grinding when on amphetamines. The swinging in particular tends to happen either during or after the come down. It's similar to coke jaw, but the way the mouth moves is a little bit different.

If I can recall correctly I am fairly certain that Nick has mentioned experimenting with MDMA before, which would line up perfectly as I've seen that exact same thing from it's use. It can also happen from taking meth as well, if anyone's feeling particularly uncharitable towards the poor Polish alkie.
 
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Hmm....
Best friend (Dick) launders drug money.
Follows a bunch of drug dealers and unsavory people.
Takes many clandestine late-night trips to the city.
Has lost a lot of weight in a short amount of time.
Has aged rapidly in the last year.
Blows off work with specious reasons.
Voice is drastically different and nasaly.
Mental health is clearly on the decline.
Openly talked about drug use in the past.

What could be wrong with Nick? What could be wrong with Nick? We may never know.
 
Balldo is such a horrible liar.
Three thermometers, each with a different reading LMAO. Did he jam the meat temperature probe up his anus?
Nah, they don't cook. Jack can probably cook a better steak than the Rekieta household.

He said he was shivering like a chihuahua?
So were the skunks and raccoons you snuffed, Balldo.

Karma.
 
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