Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 66 17.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.6%

  • Total voters
    382
He has bigger problems. The most a bad fever could do is kill him. This demon will torture his soul for all eternity.
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I am not here to cuntguard, but I will posit the idea that since Kayla has done theatre performances, she would present very wildly on-camera, as stage performances often have exaggerated gestures. With that said, she's pretty bonkers, as the many drama department students I engaged with aren't even a thousandth of a percentile as cookoo as she is (for women at least, the men can be more mercurial).
 
Every time I see lady rackets in videos she scares me a little bit, because she's so erratic. Her face cycles through so many intense expressions that it sets off some kind of warning in the back of my mind.

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"Danger, tread carefully"
Every single image I've seen of this creature has those dead soulless eyes. Even if I didn't read this thread, if someone showed a picture of her to me, I would immediately assume she was an utterly insane pillhead. Maybe she's some kind of cryptid, and Nick's decline is because she's literally devouring his soul.
 
????? Is he not concerned he's randomly spiking 103°? What the fuck?

No because he's lying, he was just drunk, as usual.
I think where the confusion is coming from is that Nick wasn't using a thermometer, he was using an alcohol hydrometer. It wasn't saying he was 103 degrees, it was saying he was 103 proof.
 
He has bigger problems. The most a bad fever could do is kill him. This demon will torture his soul for all eternity.
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Prominent researchers of Balldology have discovered a dark influence from this fish-eyed demon, as well.
 
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In both the clips from then and further back in the year I noticed that the jaw/mouth movement was more of a vertical motion up and down rather than the stereotypical sideways motions associated with coke jaw. I thought it might be either a different kind of stimulant (maybe molly or something) or even anxiety, but it didn't fit with the stereotypical notion of coke jaw.

As for this time, feel free to view the clip above.

Though to defend Nick maybe he's not on coke, maybe he really had a 107 degree fever which he didn't seek medical treatment for and now has neurological damage. Or maybe his facial muscles have melted from the heat of the fever.

Because his face looked like it was melting.
Jesus fuck that is some insane movement. I'm no expert on drugs by any means but he has to have had quite a fucking bit of coke for it to be swinging that badly, right?
 
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Nick's talking about big changes ahead, changes regarding "a bunch of different entities involved in the show". No obligation to do the Locals aftershow anymore. Has been "hamstrung" by other people's ideas about the show, had to show them that it doesn't work by "subverting expectations". Now the social media expert is in charge again.

Wants to "explore masculinity" on Locals.

It's throughout the superchat segment, beginning around 2h46m.

He seems smug about it, so some poor idiot might have given him a contract.
 
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He was spiking 106-107 allegedly, 103 was the low number. But it's not a big deal because he took some meds and got better.

Maybe he was more concerned about whatever happens to be causing him to spend the whole night swinging his jaw around more wildly than BMJ does when he's high as hell.

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In both the clips from then and further back in the year I noticed that the jaw/mouth movement was more of a vertical motion up and down rather than the stereotypical sideways motions associated with coke jaw. I thought it might be either a different kind of stimulant (maybe molly or something) or even anxiety, but it didn't fit with the stereotypical notion of coke jaw.

As for this time, feel free to view the clip above.

Though to defend Nick maybe he's not on coke, maybe he really had a 107 degree fever which he didn't seek medical treatment for and now has neurological damage. Or maybe his facial muscles have melted from the heat of the fever.

Because his face looked like it was melting.
Nevermind the drugs. (And both MDMA and SSRI’s can do some funky shit with your jaw. As does coke and meth of course) Holy shit, that is some aggressive jaw movement.

If Rekieta wasn’t such a twig, I’d say he looks like he’s about to go hands on.

Also the visual disgust in that clip. He’s REALLY seething.
 
Wants to "explore masculinity" on Locals.
Yes, who doesn’t want to “explore masculinity” and listen to coom/relationship talk on a channel named… /Checks notes/ …Rekieta Law, lawsplaining the interwebs.

Does Nick ever think before he talks?

Anytime someone says this it has something to do with some sort of faggotry
“Exploring masculinity” really does sound like something a blue haired philosophy major would say, right before having some niggo go balls deep on him in a gay disco.
 
“Exploring masculinity” really does sound like something a blue haired philosophy major would say, right before having some niggo go balls deep on him in a gay disco.
Well and that's where you're wrong incel prude, I'll have you know that the manliest man of all, Jack Murphy, was a well known expert in exploration of masculinity. Rekieta is just continuing his work.
 
Explore masculinity, you say?
Incel Scandinavian prudes. Can't you read social ques? He wants to explore masculinity, what it feels like, what it tastes like, how a man thinks, how it feels to be dominated by it. He wants to explore the interaction between men and women, especially interracial interactions; by observing them in his own home, night after night. What better place would there be to conduct such research? A beach out west? Don't make me guffaw.

This isn't the content we want, but it's the content we need.
 
Nick's talking about big changes ahead, changes regarding "a bunch of different entities involved in the show". No obligation to do the Locals aftershow anymore. Has been "hamstrung" by other people's ideas about the show, had to show them that it doesn't work by "subverting expectations". Now the social media expert is in charge again.

Wants to "explore masculinity" on Locals.

It's throughout the superchat segment, beginning around 2h46m.

He seems smug about it, so some poor idiot might have given him a contract.
Lol nicks about to come right on out of that closet. Since he can't get that right-wing money he's about to aim for that leftist cat-lady demographic.

That way he can get his dick, and his sad middle-aged titties.
 
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I've been giving some thought on how Nick's life just went to shit all at once. I think I figured it out.

"I wish for a wife. A big Family. Internet fame. And fortune."

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I am not here to cuntguard
GET KAYLA'S CUNT OUT YA MOUF!
he was using an alcohol hydrometer.
In his ass.
He seems smug about it, so some poor idiot might have given him a contract.
That sounds more like he didn't get a contract to me. Particularly the not hamstrung bit and not having to do lolcals.
Wants to "explore masculinity" on Locals.
No straight man talks like that. He wants to be a power bottom at Gay 90's.
Does Nick ever think before he talks?
No. He is a creature of pure instinct that hungers for two things. Booze and cock.
 
That sounds more like he didn't get a contract to me. Particularly the not hamstrung bit and not having to do lolcals.

I can think of five possibilites:

1) Rumble contract renewed: got everything he wanted
2) Rumble contract renewed: less money, fewer obligations, high hopes that his increased freedom will allow him to go back to his glory days
3) No Rumble contract: signed with some other platform that is eager to scoop up Rumble's sloppy seconds
4) No Rumble contract: deludes himself that his decline was due to contractual obligations; expects to make a million dollars now he's free
5) No Rumble contract: knows he's fucked but tries to save face

He seems too giddy for (5) and Rumble probably isn't stupid enough for (1). (3) seems unlikely. (2) and (4) seem like strong contenders given the little info we have.
 
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Wants to "explore masculinity" on Locals.

So he's going to have a man come on as a guest to explain masculinity to his wet audience? That would probably make it a whole lot better. Or, just get rid of the main host and replace him with said man.

Actually, just scrap the Locals altogether. It's just a depressing mark on his failed streaming career, and you could get literally the same experience as a viewer at your local bar where the town drunk always hangs out, talking about how he was the top dog back in his day and all his friends betrayed him for no reason at all. His Rumble contract is clearly expired, so just stop doing it. The pennies he makes from that I doubt is worth the continued humiliation. Or maybe that humiliation fetish is a real thing for him.

Is he jacking off?
Why is he pouring his drink with one hand?
What could he be doing with his other hand besides jacking off?

When you can't see one of his hands, if he's shaking, him jacking off is a safe assumption.

That base plate is huge! Lego released a creator set a couple years back that is great for parts. A creator 3 in 1 one for 100 dollars. They also did a Lion Knight one a few years back that looks great but its pricy.

I could go on and on about stuff I want to get or build, but I won't shit up the thread with my Lego tism.

Sean checked in on Nick's stream on his locals show last night. First comment from Sean when pulling up the stream, "he looks a lot fucking better."
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Sean comments on Nick drinking whiskey right after being sick, "Nick that's probably not the best thing. You should be drinking gatorade right now."

Sean smiles when he realizes Nick is using Elissa's video of the hearing. When Nick thinks Randazza is not in attendance Sean responds "you're fucking looking at him, you know he's right there don't you?"

Nick, Sean is better than you, and you know it. Drink over it.
 
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