Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Meatslide]

7:30 drunk stream, twu.

Happy Cobra

Sad Cobra


„Why do people drink this?“ lol

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The highlight for me was somebody asking for advice on how to attract the ladies and Cobes said the guy was noticeably annoyed when he suggested just using tactical soap and doing fuck all else.

 

[Arocyt]

Cats walk in front of you, through your legs while you walk, everything a drunk retard with a tendency to trip and fall needs.

That's honestly the part I would be most concerned over with a blackout drunk stumbling around to wind up in bed the next morning like him. We've seen him do the borderline sleepwalk thing plenty of times.
And that's to say nothing of the possibility of him getting one of the needy cats that act more like a dog and actually want attention, that flip their shit when not played with or ignored. I don't think he'd hit the thing, but he'd definitely get annoyed at constant meowing, crawling over him, it scratching up shit or getting into all the fucking food wrappers, paper bags and other garbage around his house and knocking shit over because it is bored to shit and gets 0 training.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

cobra having a pet of any kind seems like a bad idea to me at least in his current state. plus his a-logs would lose their minds if he got a cat or dog and claim he was abusing it and report him till it got taken away.it would just be a bunch of undeserved stress for some poor animal.

that cat would be dead in less than 6 months

 

[ibeatmywife]

I don't think alot of people realize they are genuine fans of cobra and think they are trolls. Alot of people complain that cobra refers to himself as a famous online celebrity but then you have people who refer to themselves as trolls and join groups and discord dedicated to trolling cobra and they text him and then fangirl over him simply responding to their texts. If you find yourself texting him and getting excited he responds you're a fan not a troll and also proving he is a legitimate online celebrity.

 

[Negev]

Cats are almost entirely stress free, have you ever owned one? As long as you provide a cat with an occasional brushing, a place to do it's business and some food, it will run on auto-pilot and occupy it's own time accordingly. It doesn't need to be obedient, it just needs to hang around and be nice, most cats will just do that. Plenty of lazy retards have cats for decades, some are documented on the Farms and are worse than he is.

The problem is he wont clean the litter so he is going to have cat piss and shit everywhere, and if it gets any health problems you know he wont do anything about it especially because he will 100% feed it weed or blow smoke in its face constantly like he did with puff. I can only hope clint shoots down the cat idea before we have the cat torture saga.

 

[hector85]

The highlight for me was somebody asking for advice on how to attract the ladies and Cobes said the guy was noticeably annoyed when he suggested just using tactical soap and doing fuck all else.

yea because him using tactical soap and smelling good was obviously the reason he landed a 10/10 like NAL

 

[AfghanBlue]

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That's... 400 450lbs of Barn Lime...

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No even joking that is probably the best thing that could have happened since he spilt the nachos and sardines on the floor.
You know that's never getting cleaned up either at all, or optimistically, to a standard that will ensure it won't stink forevermore.

Sprinkle some of that barn lime on that mess

Again being optimistic, if he does get a cat, and he just decides to let it roam outside and piss and shit out there, that could be okay. So long as it can get itself out, I don't know the set up with his back room, kitchen etc.
It can also just leave and move in somewhere else in the neighbourhood if it wants.
But some idiot will send him a litter tray and the cat will try to use it, and so the new stenchline will be launched.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The silver lining to all this is that if Josh continues to view condoms as optional, the unwanted pregnancy will solve itself during the toxoplasmosis saga.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Kind of want to see cobra discover the effects of catnip on cats. I think he would enjoy being able to get that sort of reaction out of an animal.

 

[ASeabear8952]

The only actual instance I can think of where he did some unhinged shit to an animal was him running over that baby bird and that was him being a retard and thinking he was sparing it from getting hit by a car.

He gave weed to his family’s dog, weed to Walt and Angie’s dog, and then of course there was Mrs. Green.

I don't expect him to torture his cat but i can see him yell at the cat, give the cat a kick or swat the cat away in a drunk tardrage.

If he kicks that cat hard enough on stream that could potentially get his channel taken down for animal abuse. Whether by YouTube themselves or trolls mass flagging it.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

"I'm 80% British I can say faggot. In Britian, fag means cigarette. I smoke trolls like cigarettes"

 

[CowPox]

He looks like he's going to doze off again, without constant caffeine he develops narcolepsy.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"Tubercliosis"
Some cobraisms never go away.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think a fair amount of us are actual fans. He’s pretty much a real life Truman Show. We know all sorts of details of his life, people post ‘DLC’ of rare angles of his sound stage, and we follow the various sagas the writers come up for us (this last season is close to jumping the shark).

I think he’s a funny, insecure, goofy looking, dumb as fuck, somewhat likeable piece of shit.

If I saw him in public, it would be kinda cool to shoot the shit.

Any of you fucks who have followed him for years and say you don’t agree are lying.

 

[Fishcakes]

"Imagine if I answered the door like this"
I wouldn't Josh...

 

[RollingRock2]

7:30 AM vodka stream highlights

 

[Slim Boglim]

I think a fair amount of us are actual fans. He’s pretty much a real life Truman Show. We know all sorts of details of his life, people post ‘DLC’ of rare angles of his sound stage, and we follow the various sagas the writers come up for us (this last season is close to jumping the shark).

I think he’s a funny, insecure, goofy looking, dumb as fuck, somewhat likeable piece of shit.

If I saw him in public, it would be kinda cool to shoot the shit.

Any of you fucks who have followed him for years and say you don’t agree are lying.

I’ve always been an unironic fan. Cobes has provided me with more entertainment directly or indirectly than any movie or tv franchise ever has

 

[Bixby Snyder]

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"Imagine if I answered the door like this"
I wouldn't Josh...

With all the police visits it would make an interesting stream…

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He gave weed to his family’s dog, weed to Walt and Angie’s dog, and then of course there was Mrs. Green.

None of that counts as animal abuse. He gave weed to his family's dog because "weed make me feel good. Me give weed dog feel good" and Mr. Green was also just him being a moron and smoking near it. He's too incompetent and moronic to own a pet Clint should step in and stop it before it happens again but the accusation was he has a long history of animal abuse and pets dying.