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[Näkki]

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May I offer a correction?


Else it could imply an actual "accident"

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

You mean the woman in your basement mate?

same energy

 

[Kumquat]

"Performativity Theory ..."being a woman means doing a subset of things that society has decided comprise womanhood."​

So if a man does things that society deems comprise doghood -- barking, howling, pissing at walls, sticking his tongue out -- has he literally become a dog?

I DETEST Judith Butler and you should too. "Doing womanly things" is an expectation, not definition, of being woman.

"We are so much a 'self-made' species...'"​

This is Sartrean bullshit. Even Sartre's contemporaries like de Beauvoir and Merleau-Ponty thought it is ridiculous.

My favorite part of the "woman means doing woman things" argument is that never once do these people ever give examples or definitive attributes of what they're talking about. Being a woman is doing woman things... okay, so give me an example. What things do women do? Explain yourselves.

They never do this, because they know deep down it's all bullshit. The minute you start listing "woman" behavior, you're going to run into three major problems.

1. What about women who don't do those things? Are they no longer women?
2. What about "trans women" who also don't do those things?
3. What about men who do those things but don't identify as women?

The minute you start listing behaviors, you're going to have to deal with those follow-up questions, and they know they can't answer those, so they leave it vague and undefined on purpose.

 

[Geraldine]

Performative theory meets graffiti face...

Will "she" ( tee hee ) ever try to look for a job (and complain about discrimination)?

 

[Duck & Cover]

Horny closeted TIM texts a picture of his moobs to his girlfriend(?) in a crowded vehicle.

TIMs living up their sex stereotypes vol. 67: sending unsolicited pics of their sex organs to women.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Daily reminder to myself to be very happy I don't live in the USA.

The seats on the London underground are apparently now crawling with bedbugs currently, like visibly in some cases.
There was a big infestation in Paris

And they got onto the trains

And then, I assume the Eurostar, and so into London.
Which means there's a high chance of them getting onto the trains going around the rest of the country.
Be vigilant.

(a small vignette: a friend of mine recently moved into a really miserable flat, and she was cleaning all day trying to convince herself it wasn't too bad, and then at the end of the day looked under the bed, saw a giant can of anti bed bug stuff, and burst into tears, lol)

 

[Geraldine]

Totally not a fetish department.
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[deermeat]

Turns out Lockwood locked his Xitter. I wonder if he knows hes being talked about here?

 

[Syikeblade]

Amazing how gender is simply an aesthetic to these people, it's like they don't understand sexual differences between men and women.

 

[Kermit the Impaler]

Dude gets told what's what by his aunt so of course he comes running to the hugbox.
I want to throw this dude's aunt a party for being so based. I love her. And I haven't seen number 7 before, I'm going to remember that.

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[Nanashi no kiwi]

For a lot of these retards, 'gender' is a synonym for 'aesthetic'

I've never been able to put it into words, but you're exactly right.

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Wow, an instance of transitioning not being the worst decision with long-term life effects a person's ever made.

It completely breaks my head to see a beautiful woman with some fucked up bumbersticker scratched on her brow.

If it makes you feel better, I'm 99.9% certain that's a dood, between the username "envypenelope" and the fact that you can practically draw straight lines from the armpits down to the hips in the second photo.

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"only 8 weeks HRT. I think im about to start saving lives with these thighs"

A local man squeezes into a pair of Lululemons, and is astonished to find they accentuate the butt and thighs: news at 11.

 

[HahaYes]

A local man squeezes into a pair of Lululemons, and is astonished to find they accentuate the butt and thighs: news at 11.

"Local man finds out elastic stretches. Don't miss our upcoming at 11, where we discuss how it is absolutely a fetish."
He's also 44, I would bet cold hard cash he's skinwalking as an ex.

 

[Gondolindrim]

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Nothing says stable individual quite like face tattoos.

 

[Fapcop]

Oh noes lol pooner!

Welp, who would have thought that drastic surgery and mutilation could be you know… An inconvenience?!

A lil dood is told to “just be stealth”.
Much to the pooners surprise, it doesn’t go well. Despite ya know, being a real man and such:


Lol. Lmao even!

Imagine my shock when her fellow pooners reveal just how fembrained they are:

“YIKES BRO! Men are DANGEROUS and SCARY!”

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Law]

TIMs living up their sex stereotypes vol. 67: sending unsolicited pics of their sex organs to women.

Exhibitionism has entered the paraphilia cluster.

Spoiler: Powerlevel for the powerless

Totally not a fetish department.
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This is exactly how it started with a friend of mine from college who trooned out. Ordering women's clothes, making a big weird, secretive deal out of it, asking me and other people about his clothes. Now he's unemployed, on hormones, depressed all the time, and we've lost touch, haven't properly spoken in years. I occasionally wish I knew more about autogynephilia back then, so I could've told him not to do it. But I also don't think there's anything that I could've said that would have actually stopped him. The relentless nature of this fetish is scary. If you don't know about sexual fetishes, which a lot of normal people don't and which I certainly didn't at the time, you can't see how it operates. The problems it causes are so strange that you really can't see them coming. The other mental health problems that accompany it are so complex and difficult to deal with, for both the sufferer and the people around them.

it's like they don't understand sexual differences between men and women.

I can understand being autistic enough to convince yourself that the opposite sex holds secret illuminati meetings in the toilets. I don't understand this though. Presumably these people have mums and dads?

 

[Candidate No 7]

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That went well. (And yes that is him.)

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

I can understand being autistic enough to convince yourself that the opposite sex holds secret illuminati meetings in the toilets. I don't understand this though. Presumably these people have mums and dads?

Yeah but parents are like totally lame and probably transphobic. They aren't even hot so don't know nothing if even that.

Their money is great but otherwise fuck them (not like that, maybe mom because her panties are fun).

 

[Fareal]

I can understand being autistic enough to convince yourself that the opposite sex holds secret illuminati meetings in the toilets. I don't understand this though. Presumably these people have mums and dads?

Girls DO hold secret meetings in the girls' toilets and no, trannies cannot join in.

 

[Syikeblade]

This one speaks for itself