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[Candidate No 7]

This one speaks for itself

Poor trans men always have more stuff to get off their chest.

 

[TruffleSpark]

Tax, an MtF realises that straight women don't call ourselves "power bottoms" or other terms referring to gay relationship dynamics.
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Double tax. It's kinda funny how they seem to all pretend the pills are magic but at the same time deep down they know how little the pills will change.
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You know, I bet his marriage wouldn't be "circling the drain" if he would stop indulging in his gross fetish and accept that he is a man. I decided to look through his profile and found he also moderates a trans foot fetish sub (r/TransFeet). Imagine marrying a man, everything seems alright for 25 years, and at the ripe age of 54 when you think you can enjoy the later end of life together and retire soon you get hit with that bomb. They probably have their finances and property tied up together and separating at that age has got to be an ordeal that would He made his account 5 years ago to post & view foot fetish porn and flirt young women posting their feet, so he has been doing gross stuff behind his wife's back for a while.

It's frustrating that even they know deep down that this is all nonsense. And will admit as such when they are just talking to each other.

Well that would explain all those weird Tinder matches I'm getting. I'll take "power bottom" off my list of likes. I know women call themselves mama bears, so I can still say "I'm a cub looking for his bear," right?

"My lady organs hurt."
"Here's some medicine to regulate your lady organs so they won't hurt any more."
"Noooooooo!"

Spoiler: le texte

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•Posted by u/SquishThatSquashMan

I don’t want to take birth control but my doctor prescribed it​

I have extremely painful periods. They are so bad that I can’t concentrate because of the immense pain in my legs, stomach, and head. My doctor prescribed me a bunch of pain meds, but none worked, and now she prescribed me the lowest dose of birth control… But I don’t want to take it. The idea of adding more female hormones to myself kinda kills me on the inside (like what if my chest gets bigger?). I feel like my dysphoria to taking the pill is worse than what I got from the pain since the pain comes for about six days a month but I’d be taking the pill EVERYDAY. Currently I’m just socially transition but I have an appointment to talk to an actual gender doctor in late July, and I wanted to talk to him about what options do I have to reduce my period dysphoria. I also want to take T in the future and don’t know if this birth control (I think it’s alesse or something) would affect it. I don’t know if I should just begin taking my prescribed pill or if it’s okay to just wait for my appointment. Help!

When suicide baiting doesn't work, you have to take the next step, the ultimate step, the irrevocable act ... you have to write a letter.

"I just needed to get this off my chest." We know, and we're tired of hearing about it.

Spoiler: textus

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•Posted by u/Federal_Chemistry417

I told my mom I was suicidal​

TW: Contains talk about suicide
I told my nom that I have suicidal thoughts and I was planning on telling her that most of it relates to my dysphoria but she just called me selfish and ungrateful. That there are others out there who have it worse than me. That even though she forbid me from doing any "crap" (meaning me transitioning) that she still allows me to do certain things such as buy myself men's clothes and jewelry etc. I'm an adult who's currently doing adult school and still am dependant on her but before moving out, I had planned on writing her a letter on how much transitioning means to me but if this is how she reacts to me just mentioning suicide then... I don't know anymore. I had hoped that she would atleast hear me out but, I guess that's never going to happen. I get that my life could've been way worse than this but it hurts and it's incredibly lonely when you have no one to ask for help.
Anyway, I just needed to get this off my chest.

I can't keep up with all the genders and sexualities here so I'm not sure if this was a burn or not, but it landed like one and that's all that matters:

Your joke wasn't the only thing that's cringe. "My bitmoji is male and everything."

Spoiler: text

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•Posted by u/zestyskunk

How do i deal with this transphobic girl?​

Theres this one transphobic girl that always got to misgender me in any way. I havent known her before i was trans, but she is literally ruining my life. She has made multiple jokes about trans people, in a bad way. She also once said "i dont care what people identify as, just as long as they understand that they are their biological gender". Bro wtf. Another time me and my girl friend made a little eyecontact, then she said "oooh is it flirting here" then i said as a joke: "no im gay" because thats how my humor is. She was like "exactly" then i started panicking and when i do, im never able to speak normally. After i tried forming some sentences, she was like "gay like liking men?" That ruins my joke and just makes it cringe but i said yes. Then she was like "uhm isnt that straight? Maybe ur bi" I swear she knows what shes doing. And always when she mentions me she always got to say she, even if its not natural in that sentence. And im trying to get rid of my deadname, but she makes it impossible. What should i do? Im not even friends with her, shes just around in my favorite teen club, that i tried to pass in, but shes just making it difficult. And impossible. i tried adding her snap where my preferred name is on, day after she went: deadname how did you find my snap? And my bitmoji is male and everything, yet she understand its me. What to do?

It looks like this shitposter was also confused:

Or maybe pooners say this to each other to hype themselves up?

Just like a real cis guy!

Pooners are comically pathetic.

Yet another almost getting it.
Unfortunately reaching out to Reddit.
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"Conversion therapy" for these people woud mostly be taking away their internet access. Without the troon hugbox to reinforce it, I doubt this guys identity could hold up for long.

Amazing how gender is simply an aesthetic to these people, it's like they don't understand sexual differences between men and women.

 

[Positron]

His pronouns are chin / chin.

 

[Civillian 18]

His pronouns are chin / chin.

It means penis in Japanese. Largely irrelevant but I do find it funny.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Minor Ls I discovered in the wild.



Love when they say they “pass most of the time.” Everyone can tell, lil pooner, just means you ran into someone not being “polite”.

Pooner even admits that the patient started “dead naming” because she was annoyed with her. Isn’t that a clue?

Also I bet all the doctors hate working with the troons cos they’re a minefield. Was watching CalebHammer with a troon and he was so unpleasant and defensive the whole time. Otherwise there’s troons like Jim Sterling talking about his lactation. Are there any troon that are pleasant to be around? Haven’t seen it yet.

Imagine my shock when her fellow pooners reveal just how fembrained they are:

So when it comes down to it, even pooners know they’re not actually men. About as much as a confession as they’ll make. Cos they’re forced to by the limitations of their biology.


(But no woman can hurt an AGP rape hon so they don’t have to be scared of flashing the women in the gym…almost like they are opposite sexes or something and biological realities affect their behavior and stuff.)

 

[Positron]

How come nobody hired me! They should be sued!

 

[stupid frog]

This one speaks for itself

Literal rapist, grats pooner.

 

[Candidate No 7]

His pronouns are chin / chin.

Inside him are two wolves and one has swallowed the other.

 

[Kumquat]

A lil dood is told to “just be stealth”.
Much to the pooners surprise, it doesn’t go well. Despite ya know, being a real man and such:


Lol. Lmao even!

"I thought in the event that they are not into AFAB genitalia, there's plenty of other things we can do sexually that don't involve my private parts."

First off, lol at a grown woman still using the term "private parts."

Second off, I love how trannies act so surprised and shocked when they find out gays and lesbians don't want to fuck them because of their genitals. See, the problem, my dear little tranny friend, is that you're missing the main attraction. It's like if I went to a burger place, and the employee told me "sorry, we're all out of burgers, but we still have buns! And lettuce! And tomato! We still have food!" Yes, you do still have food, but that's not what I wanted. If I wanted raw tomato slices I'd go to the farmer's market and buy a tomato, not the burger place.

They are gay men. They want other gay men. They want penis. Dick. Schlong. Shaft. Cock and balls. The main attraction. Yes, handys and blowjobs are fun, but it's like ordering an ice-cream sundae and receiving a bowl of whipped cream with a cherry. Where's the ice-cream? Where's the star of the show???

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Why should women be forced to share female spaces with men? Don't you understand just how humiliating for women that would be?

Or don't you care?

Fucking narcissists. My feelings are the only feelings that matter, everyone else can go fuck themselves.

How come nobody hired me! They should be sued!
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And this is precisely the reason companies don't tell you why you didn't get the job. Newsflash, tranny: it's not illegal to not hire somebody. It's also not illegal for them to refuse to disclose the reason you were looked over. A company can choose to hire whomever they wish, for any reason they wish, and they don't have any obligation to tell you a goddamn thing. They could turn you down because you smell bad and it would be 100% legal for them to do so. They will never, ever disclose the reason for rejecting your application, because if they did, they might as well put a giant neon sign on their building that says "please sue us for millions of dollars."

 

[Hassou Tobi]

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Oh noes lol pooner!
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"I got top surgery a little over 3 weeks ago. Im in highschool..."
>>>I got top surgery
>>>I'm in highschool
How odd – I've been assured by multiple online TRAs that surgery on minors never happens, and you're just trying to drum up transphobic hate if you suggest otherwise.

A lil dood is told to “just be stealth”.
Much to the pooners surprise, it doesn’t go well. Despite ya know, being a real man and such:
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Lol. Lmao even!

The level of schadenfreude I'm feeling should probably be illegal.

 

[Kumquat]

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Oh my fucking god. Fucking lmao.

Imagine somebody going to a PTSD support group for veterans and saying "Hello, my fellow PTSD friends. It looks like we go through similar problems. You see, when I was a kid, my dad took me on a haunted mansion ride, and it really scarred and traumatized me for weeks. I couldn't even look at a skeleton without peeing my pants! Do we basically have the same thing or am I oversimplifying it?"

Sadly I am aware that people do this quite frequently, self-diagnosing as PTSD when they're like 19 and their worst "trauma" is flushing their pet goldfish down the toilet. It's every bit as obnoxious, arrogant, and hilarious as this.

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

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[Hassou Tobi]

 

[gamerweeb1]

“It’s not a fetish” trannies be like:

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

This is the main internal conflict when it comes to HSTS trannies. They're exclusively attracted to men but really don't want to be gay for one reason or another (whether it be reduced dating prospects or a general distaste for fagkind), so they transition to relieve the dissonance. Before gender stuff became mainstream, it was established knowledge that most cases of adolescent "gender dysphoria" eventually resolved themselves as the child grew and adopted a homosexual identity without being groomed into chopping themselves up. Fancy that.

So they think by becoming trans they aren't gay? And by resolve itself you're saying they eventually become normal as they grow up?

That went well. (And yes that is him.)

Atleast the fatter they are the less you can tell if it was a woman or a man. He transitioned into the blob

This one speaks for itself

I'm guessing this one is a pooner, and no duh gay dudes want dick. You would think it would try this once and figure out its a bad idea but no 6 separate tries before it puts it together. I don't even know if I believe it since this is a common trans fantasy about passing so well the partner doesn't know until after.

 

[Trout P]

“It’s not a fetish” trannies be like:

JFC
An entire generation of brain scrambled boys

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

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No, I don't care. I do not care about your feelings, I have no reason to and I have no obligation to. Just because I have a vagina doesn't make me your fucking mommy. Your "humiliation" (a.k.a., your euphoria boner wilting) literally means nothing to me, especially when compared to the safety and dignity of 50% of the population. There are absolute flaming poofs who would be ashamed to hide behind strange women when they're "humiliated" by other men. Men feeling "humiliated" by each other is not women's problem.

"Literally 100% of trans people could be convicted rapists" -Zinnia Jones, Transwoman

Straight from the horse's mouth

 

[Standardized Profile]

Pooning out is an artificial wall:

Spoiler: text

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•Posted by u/Sufficient-Bird-8905

sick of being de-sexualized by society​

it's not really that i feel un-attractive or anything like that. i have a loving boyfriend and when i used to look for it, there was no shortage of attention.
but one thing i kinda miss about being (seen as) a girl is when guys would act all shy and awkward around me. i hated feeling objectified and seen as a girl, and i hated always feeling sexualized, but now it feels like society has placed me firmly on the other end of the spectrum. which sucks in a different way.
there is almost no media out there showing trans men in loving sexual or romantic relationships, and when there is, it's usually saccharine and cutesy. i don't really need to see myself in media to feel validated, but it would be nice. i guess i prefer this to being objectified, but i also feel sick of society seeing people like me as a wholesome smol bean. i'm a grown man... i don't want to be objectified but sometimes i feel like i would prefer it to this. like there's something that kinda sucks about being considered sexy by society until you finally feel comfortable in your body and then the world suddenly starts sleeping on you. oh so y'all only liked me when i wasn't happy in my body?

"Yeah, dood, I'm waiting for the stall. I got a PA in my dick so when I piss it comes out in three directions. So I have to sit down, because I'm a man and I have a dick with a piercing in it. So you can go ahead and use the urinal, bro."

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•Posted by u/Squidman_117

I hope this helps at least one of you...​

I found something out today that I hope at least one person in this group will find helpful.
So, in my reddit browsing today I found a thread about guys and their bladder relieving habbits. In the comments, were quite a guys discussing how they have to sit down to urinate because, they have a PA (prince albert) piercing.
Now I know how uncomfortable it can be using the men's room at times. But hopefully having another excuse to need to sit to pee, whether it be true or not, will give at least one of you a little more confidence in peeing your way. Heck... it makes me feel better.

Almost getting it, but too late.

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•Posted by u/el3ctricwiz4rd
he/him | 20 | 10/1/21 | 5/13/22

feeling very embarrassed about my top surgery. how can i feel more confident?​

i got top surgery around 2 years ago, shortly after turning 18. since then, i have felt very insecure about my chest. i rarely take my shirt off, and i feel very awkward when i do, regardless of who is seeing it or even if i am alone.

i think i feel ugly and “less than” for getting surgery. i get a lot of questions and comments about my chest and all of them make me feel terrible. women no longer feel comfortable pursuing me (as a girl i could ask girls at a club to make out with me and they would), and with my chest out clubbing i have heard guys on the street trying to decipher whether i am a boy or a girl, laughing when they tried to come to their conclusions. i’ve been told that before surgery and hormones, i had a perfect body. that i made myself ugly. i feel like a freak and isolated from both men and women. i’m not sure how to avoid taking everything they say to heart, when it feels true. is positive self talk the answer to this, even though it feels like lying to myself? do i need to feel loved/accepted by somebody? do i need to feel a sense of belonging with other trans people?

arguably, i stress more over it now compared to when i had boobs. its like dysphoria, but different, and with more shame, because it was my decision to get surgery so i 100% brought this upon myself. people in my life told me not to and i did it anyway. i miss the sexual sensation i had from my boobs. i miss knowing that my body was very attractive. they felt so soft. i hated binding and dysphoria, but feeling unwanted and freakish hasn’t really been an upgrade. i don’t view other people with top surgery as undesirable or freakish, a lot of them are badass actually, so i know i shouldn’t think this way about myself. i can say that, but its still not enough to convince me to exempt myself from criticism.

i have grown some muscle as an attempt to grow into my body more, but it isn’t helping me feel more confident. i am nonbinary, but i look in the mirror and i often see an ugly, disfigured girl who cut her tits off just to try to make an adult decision for once. couldn’t even get that one right. i wish i didn’t have the money so that it would have forced me to think about surgery longer. my therapist doesn’t know how to help me with this. i feel very alone, i want to just love myself as is, but it feels impossible

Not the usual anime-fixated autist; post history shows childhood abuse and CPTSD. Lots of pictures, including some nudes I won't post here ... she kind of follows the "don't send your daughter to college" meme trajectory.

 

[DSHK]

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I wish we couldve kept peter steele and lost the tranny. Goth music is great and he was one of the greatest.