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This is the manliest DOOD that ever DOOD'ed.
 
The topic of roid rage in pooners came up somewhere else, and my lived experience is that in men roid rage is something that comes with low self esteem and low social status. Or being short.
When I did steroids in my late twenties I became calm and a very easy going guy, but I had hit a wall training naturally, and since I had done every (other) recreational drug.....this was still permanent and serious. But for lulz.
I'm happy I got the long lost results I got, but I'm also happy I stopped.
The thing is, if you have low self esteem T will make you angry and aggressive, if you are already "big" and "capable" it will calm you down, you get big dick daddy energy.
I think every pooner reading this should beat up (or just intimidate) a few of their male friends before starting T, it will go more smoothly. Men naturally know who could dominate them physically, but as a pooner you may have to roll with the punches literally. You'll get there, little pooner!
 
I know this is a nasty topic..... How would it work though? are you basically spacedocking dead flesh to get to the vagina?
The rotdog is above the vaginal entrance, afaik even the "balls" don't block it.
When pooners get phalloplasties, they usually also get a vaginectomy as well, as the vaginal tissue is burned away using an electrocauterization device and then they sew the vaginal orifice shut.

I am not female, but it sounds very gruesome and painful when the anesthesia wears off.
 
When pooners get phalloplasties, they usually also get a vaginectomy as well, as the vaginal tissue is burned away using an electrocauterization device and then they sew the vaginal orifice shut.

I am not female, but it sounds very gruesome and painful when the anesthesia wears off.
That'll go back to my first question then lol. How do they have sex?
 
It doesn't, most of the time its just for show, some get a sort of pump installed to fake an erection but AFAIK they get next to no feeling from a rotdog.
When you need a pump installed to get a hard on you are seriously doing life wrong. Could you imagine getting w/ someone and they gotta pump their shit up lol. It'd be even funnier if they pulled out a bicycle pump lol.
When pooners get phalloplasties, they usually also get a vaginectomy as well, as the vaginal tissue is burned away using an electrocauterization device and then they sew the vaginal orifice shut.

I am not female, but it sounds very gruesome and painful when the anesthesia wears off.
So they get a rotdog and a bonus hole? And yea all of these surgeries sound just midevil. I bet if you told some medevil kind you wanted to do this shit as torture he would be like man there are fucking limits to torture, just put him on the rack
 
When you need a pump installed to get a hard on you are seriously doing life wrong. Could you imagine getting w/ someone and they gotta pump their shit up lol. It'd be even funnier if they pulled out a bicycle pump lol.
In a way, the "pump" is almost like the ones you saw in shoes that had the air pump like Air Jordans. The pump mechanism is implanted in their makeshift "scrotums" that have been fashioned from the labia of the vulva.

So, basically, after getting their vaginas burned out and sewn shut, the only way a post-phalloplasty pooner can have sex is with her makeshift "dick" that she has to inflate like an obscene flesh balloon. As phalloplasty results vary widely and come with a whole host of complications, many post-phalloplasty pooners cannot have sex at all anymore due to their rotdogs not working, or no longer having any sensation...and this is assuming they can even find partners who would be interested in their mutilated rotdogs.
 
In a way, the "pump" is almost like the ones you saw in shoes that had the air pump like Air Jordans. The pump mechanism is implanted in their makeshift "scrotums" that have been fashioned from the labia of the vulva.

So, basically, after getting their vaginas burned out and sewn shut, the only way a post-phalloplasty pooner can have sex is with her makeshift "dick" that she has to inflate like an obscene flesh balloon. As phalloplasty results vary widely and come with a whole host of complications, many post-phalloplasty pooners cannot have sex at all anymore due to their rotdogs not working, or no longer having any sensation...and this is assuming they can even find partners who would be interested in their mutilated rotdogs.
But is there a requirement to have their vagina burnt out and sewn shut (infibulated? Or is that just for African ritual genital mutilation even though the process seems very similar)
 
In a way, the "pump" is almost like the ones you saw in shoes that had the air pump like Air Jordans. The pump mechanism is implanted in their makeshift "scrotums" that have been fashioned from the labia of the vulva.

So, basically, after getting their vaginas burned out and sewn shut, the only way a post-phalloplasty pooner can have sex is with her makeshift "dick" that she has to inflate like an obscene flesh balloon. As phalloplasty results vary widely and come with a whole host of complications, many post-phalloplasty pooners cannot have sex at all anymore due to their rotdogs not working, or no longer having any sensation...and this is assuming they can even find partners who would be interested in their mutilated rotdogs.
This is a Vnectomy btw if anyone is interested. (Extremely NSFW).
 
But is there a requirement to have their vagina burnt out and sewn shut (infibulated? Or is that just for African ritual genital mutilation even though the process seems very similar)
No, but in most cases it is recommended due to the effect that HRT causes chronic bacterial and yeast infections, and after awhile, there is a high chance that the vaginal tissues will start turning necrotic as they start to atrophy from large doses of testosterone, leading to life-threatening infection.
 
In a way, the "pump" is almost like the ones you saw in shoes that had the air pump like Air Jordans. The pump mechanism is implanted in their makeshift "scrotums" that have been fashioned from the labia of the vulva.

So, basically, after getting their vaginas burned out and sewn shut, the only way a post-phalloplasty pooner can have sex is with her makeshift "dick" that she has to inflate like an obscene flesh balloon. As phalloplasty results vary widely and come with a whole host of complications, many post-phalloplasty pooners cannot have sex at all anymore due to their rotdogs not working, or no longer having any sensation...and this is assuming they can even find partners who would be interested in their mutilated rotdogs.
I can't believe people willingly get this shit done. Girls have to know a pump up rot dog is not the same as a mans cock so I can't see how it validates their identify or whatever they claim. Are these people just that gullible?
 
I can't believe people willingly get this shit done. Girls have to know a pump up rot dog is not the same as a mans cock so I can't see how it validates their identify or whatever they claim. Are these people just that gullible?
There is an entire network of trans propagandists and medical-transition pushers both in online communities and in the mental health and plastic surgery fields. When somebody falls in with the "trans" crowd, they serve as an echo chamber and reinforce each other's viewpoints, parents want their kids to be happy, so they often go along with it as the "right thing to do", mental health professionals are afraid of being labeled "transphobic" so they often just affirm by default, and plastic surgeons and the pharmaceutical industry see trans people as a never-ending source of income from all of the HRT, surgeries they get, and lasting medical issues as a result.

All of this is very hard for somebody to resist who is starting to have "gender" issues, and it is even worse for teenagers who are often not fully capable of understanding the consequences of medically-transitioning, and the negative consequences are rarely talked about by the people who should be advising potential troons/pooners.

Not to beat a dead horse, but there is a thread in Articles and News about a pooner's concerned mother who did an exposé on how ridiculously easy it is to get HRT and book surgery. She went undercover as a "pooner" and was basically rubber-stamped through everything.

 
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It is only a matter of time before we start seeing advertisements for specific brands of HRT or models of post-SRS medical devices on television and streaming services.

Pooner rotdog-pumps could go two ways...they feature people dancing around and laughing while Enya music plays in the background like they do with feminine hygiene/douche commercials only with pooners instead of normal women. The boxes that the rotdog pumps would come in would be decorated with floral prints or pastels.

Or...they could try going the angle of appealing to the pooner delusions of being men and make rotdog commercials with a male announcer that has a quasi-yelling voice complete with a soundtrack of loud guitar riffs and an overlay of random explosions, much like Brawndo commercials from the movie, Idiocracy. They could put racing stripes or tigers on the packaging to sell the illusion of virility even more to the pooner crowd.
 
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pooners from plebit :)

Wholesome pooner comic :3 (poonchad hopefuel)
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Poonkemon
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T4T Is brave, empowering and stunning
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It's nice seeing troons post pooners again. I have made many pooner pieces since the inception of this thread and I still have not managed to create pooner art work as grotesque as how pooners depict themselves. I think its because I try to make my pooner art more fun and light-hearted. When you look at pooner artwork made by actual pooners, you can practically feel the self-hatred and insecurity radiating from the artist.

Lived experience is where my art and authentic pooner art seem to diverge as I'm just an outsider making artwork for fun. Pooners on the other hand use the pink dood as a caricture to depict their feelings, frustrations, and sexual deviancy.

It kinda makes me feel sad that many young women of this generation see themselves through the lens of this disgusting caricature or something similar. I, however, don't feel this way about MtFs hons as they only troon out purely for narcissistic purposes whereas for pooners it seems that trooning out appears to be a response to some sort of trauma.
 
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