Gross Aella Martin / Rachael Antier Slick / Abigail Glass / @Aella_Girl / @Aellagirl / @Miss_Aella / u/Sweatywoman / RedVerse / Apostate Slick / Knowingless - Rationalist LessWrong poly libertarian hooker girl throwing rape orgy parties. Former $100k/month OnlyFans star and $3,000/hour prostitute. Would rather come up with gross hypotheticals than shower.

How many people will show up to Aella's birthday gangbang?


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Every day we stray further away from God.
No matter what your definition of "God", be it an omnipresent creator, life force, aether, Thor, Ra, nature, gravity, dark energy, big bang. We stray further away from whatever it is that started it.
 
A Tweet (Currently working Poast-Nitter archive) (Archive.ph) purports to have a picture of the fluffers. Sourced from RDrama (Archive). I propose a game:
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Based on the chart and picture make your best guess at who corresponds to which statistics. H is essentially a freebie.
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I know Kiwi Farmers are famous for our autism, but did you really not read the lousy attempt at a joke here?

OnlyFans is extremely strict about not using its platform to advertise in-person sex work. Why would women fucking for pay wear OF shirts in a group photo? Were there not enough context clues that maybe this was just a random bunch of camwhores?
 
I know Kiwi Farmers are famous for our autism, but did you really not read the lousy attempt at a joke here?
I knew it was a joke, not because of OnlyFans rules but because if Aella's fluffers were going to wear matching uh uniforms, the uniforms would have to remind everyone that the day is all about Aella. Probably "Only Cum in the Birthday Girl!" since that seemed to be a big preoccupation of hers.
 
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Don't worry if you don't get it, she's there to explain the joke:
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An attendant wrote a substack post about the gangbang. (archive)
Some highlights memorable/haunting sequences of words:
Aella wanted to be fucked by one man for each year of her life (32).
Aella speaks briefly, explicitly consenting. She is pale in the full moon. She is shepherded into the house and then, yes, dragged into the bedroom. It sort of doesn't matter how much she has consented or how careful the men are clearly being, she is struggling and it affects me. Rituals matter. Though not that much.
One of the fluffers wishes to try and match Aella's bodycount so often yells for new men like some mediaeval King.
As one well-endowed individual steps onto the bed, the guys holding Aella laugh and she, unable to see, asks "what?". She soon learns what that particular rumble is a sign of.
As I finish I wonder how it was for her, but before I can ask, I am handed a sharpie, add a tally to her leg, and motioned to roll off. Then another guy gets on the bed. The count is 33, 'the age Jesus died' my brain supplies.
I know one of the organisers and am trusted enough to have "a role". In this case I am sexy data scientist. I have a clipboard and note whether the men cum or not. Then I direct the men to a sexy nurse, who gives a gold star to those who did cum and a blue one to those who didn't. They can now cum in the other women, if they wish.

All I can really say is:
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An attendant wrote a substack post about the gangbang. (archive)
Some highlights memorable/haunting sequences of words:
My favorite part of the article was how the author low key admits that the guys at the event were ugly, and then he goes on to confirm what we already know, that only cringy losers are into kinky poly sex parties:
There were not many super alpha guys at this event. Most were handsome enough, confident and chill. But they weren’t arrogant or brittle - the median man wasn't huge or gorgeous, for instance. I wonder if it is because:
  • being top in anything makes you less likely to be top in other things. the most handsome men are less likely to be the kinkiest (though they could be correlated, right?)
  • this event is sort of cringe, risky. If your whole think was about self-image this might be one to miss, for self preservation reasons
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What a shock that the men were all average to ugly. It's almost as if the kind of guys who would want to sign up and go through a rigorous application and interview process to fuck a cum dumpster may not be prizes.

In my head I'm picturing A group of guys who look like Rebecca Gerber's two cuck husbands.
 
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