Gross Aella Martin / Rachael Antier Slick / Abigail Glass / @Aella_Girl / @Aellagirl / @Miss_Aella / u/Sweatywoman / RedVerse / Apostate Slick / Knowingless - Rationalist LessWrong poly libertarian hooker girl throwing rape orgy parties. Former $100k/month OnlyFans star and $3,000/hour prostitute. Would rather come up with gross hypotheticals than shower.

[Pill Cosby]

I can confirm I came in Aella and that she smelled ok

will be writing a more detailed post on my experience later

The only way to prove this is by smelling his fingers.

 

[postfeetpls]

Every day we stray further away from God.
No matter what your definition of "God", be it an omnipresent creator, life force, aether, Thor, Ra, nature, gravity, dark energy, big bang. We stray further away from whatever it is that started it.

 

[RichardMongler]

@My Earnest Opinions

SPILL THE FUCKING TEA, YOU ABSOLUTE NIGGERFAGGOT!

 

[The Judean People's Front]

A Tweet (Currently working Poast-Nitter archive) (Archive.ph) purports to have a picture of the fluffers. Sourced from RDrama (Archive). I propose a game:
View attachment 5777691
Based on the chart and picture make your best guess at who corresponds to which statistics. H is essentially a freebie.
View attachment 5777689

I know Kiwi Farmers are famous for our autism, but did you really not read the lousy attempt at a joke here?

OnlyFans is extremely strict about not using its platform to advertise in-person sex work. Why would women fucking for pay wear OF shirts in a group photo? Were there not enough context clues that maybe this was just a random bunch of camwhores?

 

[blablabla]

Normal people arent in the know about onlyfans whore publication regulations

 

[young chestnut]

I know Kiwi Farmers are famous for our autism, but did you really not read the lousy attempt at a joke here?

I knew it was a joke, not because of OnlyFans rules but because if Aella's fluffers were going to wear matching uh uniforms, the uniforms would have to remind everyone that the day is all about Aella. Probably "Only Cum in the Birthday Girl!" since that seemed to be a big preoccupation of hers.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Normal people arent in the know about onlyfans whore publication regulations

My dude, we are all on Kiwi Farms. There's not a "normal" one of us in the lot.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Did anyone save a copy of the full blog post from Aella about the gangbang that her substack subscribers got to see?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

https://twitter.com/OrphicCapital/status/1764640093300547665

Don't worry if you don't get it, she's there to explain the joke:

 

[Crawlspace Spelunker]

Don't worry if you don't get it, she's there to explain the joke:

Maybe she actually is autistic

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

The Blocked and Reported episode discussing the gangbang is up, but it's members-only. I forgot to mention that Aella had actually been a guest on the show in the past:

Someone claiming to be one of the fluffers responded to Jesse Singal on Twitter:

https://archive.is/85rvR

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

Maybe she actually is autistic

She just thinks she's SOOOOOOO hilarious, even though all of her positive interactions now are people who are trying to get in early on the next gangbang.

 

[Trianon]

Another "fluffer."

link | archive

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[blablabla]

Why every girl is so fucking ugly lmao

 

[CervixHammer]

An attendant wrote a substack post about the gangbang. (archive)
Some highlights memorable/haunting sequences of words:

Aella wanted to be fucked by one man for each year of her life (32).

Aella speaks briefly, explicitly consenting. She is pale in the full moon. She is shepherded into the house and then, yes, dragged into the bedroom. It sort of doesn't matter how much she has consented or how careful the men are clearly being, she is struggling and it affects me. Rituals matter. Though not that much.

One of the fluffers wishes to try and match Aella's bodycount so often yells for new men like some mediaeval King.

As one well-endowed individual steps onto the bed, the guys holding Aella laugh and she, unable to see, asks "what?". She soon learns what that particular rumble is a sign of.

As I finish I wonder how it was for her, but before I can ask, I am handed a sharpie, add a tally to her leg, and motioned to roll off. Then another guy gets on the bed. The count is 33, 'the age Jesus died' my brain supplies.

I know one of the organisers and am trusted enough to have "a role". In this case I am sexy data scientist. I have a clipboard and note whether the men cum or not. Then I direct the men to a sexy nurse, who gives a gold star to those who did cum and a blue one to those who didn't. They can now cum in the other women, if they wish.

All I can really say is:

 

[blablabla]

the fucking moron really got herself raped to get one on her rapist father fucking lmao

 

[CoolFool]

An attendant wrote a substack post about the gangbang. (archive)
Some highlights memorable/haunting sequences of words:

My favorite part of the article was how the author low key admits that the guys at the event were ugly, and then he goes on to confirm what we already know, that only cringy losers are into kinky poly sex parties:

There were not many super alpha guys at this event. Most were handsome enough, confident and chill. But they weren’t arrogant or brittle - the median man wasn't huge or gorgeous, for instance. I wonder if it is because:

• being top in anything makes you less likely to be top in other things. the most handsome men are less likely to be the kinkiest (though they could be correlated, right?)
• this event is sort of cringe, risky. If your whole think was about self-image this might be one to miss, for self preservation reasons

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Anyone willing to pay 8 bucks for the full article?

I wouldn't pay the 8 bucks to cum in this vile woman ain't no fucking way I would pay to read her paywalled shit

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

An attendant wrote a substack post about the gangbang. (archive)
Some highlights memorable/haunting sequences of words:







All I can really say is:
View attachment 5792456

Jesus. How do you participate in something like that and not want to take a short walk off a tall cliff in shame immediately thereafter? Just reading about it makes me need to take a shower.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

What a shock that the men were all average to ugly. It's almost as if the kind of guys who would want to sign up and go through a rigorous application and interview process to fuck a cum dumpster may not be prizes.

In my head I'm picturing A group of guys who look like Rebecca Gerber's two cuck husbands.