Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Marvin]

Hell, I actually really like the "Bloody Mary with a whole meal of veggies in it" thing but that's crazy. My general opinion is no meat, except possibly seafood things like clam juice or shrimp or maybe even lobster or crab.

Old bay bloody Mary mix garnished with a steamed shrimp is pretty boss.

>the Milwaukee PD arrive to the Tomlinson half residence for the nineteenth time this week
>before they even knock on the door it flies open revealing fatrick
>he is standing naked but for a loincloth and mask fashioned out of a paper plate and painted gold, his corpulent body crudely painted grey with a paint roller
>sergeant evans is the first to speak
>"alright tubby, drop your legos and step out the..."
>WHAT A FOOL YOU ARE CHILD, I'M A GOD! HOW CAN YOU ARREST A GOD? WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE CHILD! HOW COULD YOU BE SO NAIVE? THERE IS NO ESCAPE, NO RECALL OR INTERVENTION CAN WORK IN THIS HALF-PLACE! COME! LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS! IT IS NOT TOO LATE FOR MY MERCY LITTLE BABY CHILD...

Can't bodycam footage be FOIA'd? If so I would be shocked if a brotherman hasn't tried before.

Of course I know FOIA'ing doesn't mean you'll get 100% of what you request. In fact you usually don't unless the case is like 40 years old.

its a part of an ongoing investigation therefore gets denied.

Sorta. FOIA laws in each state lay out which categories of information are public and which aren't, but many governments respond with denials to information that is obviously, categorically public information per the statute. They deny it anyway because they're clearly hiding mismanagement. I know this because recently there was a sketchy grade inflation scheme among the trashy ghetto Baltimore city schools and the local investigative journalists had to legit sue to get access to the emails. It was like pulling teeth.

So I guess my point is that you often do have a right to the government info. And it's not even a complicated legal question, they're legit just forcing litigation to make public scrutiny expensive.

Try contacting journalism orgs for funding to challenge this. They're usually open to it. Just be a little clever about your motivations.

In this case her name is not Nicole, it’s Niki. Her parents gave her a nickname as a name. She also has a sister named Toni. If they’d had another girl she was going to be called Freddie.

I'm so worried about kids being given nicknames as proper names.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I haven't told anyone IRL about him because I really don't know where to start.

This is a very real problem. I think one of my siblings would really "appreciate" the Pork Squealer but I'm not sure how I would even begin to introduce the subject. It's a pretty sizeable learning curve (in part due to how obese he is).

Porsalin really needs to start haulin' ass on that on that doc and deliver it unto the world.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Yes but I don't want it to END end there. I want him to go free after like a month or two or so and then deny that he ever went to prison.

I've never been to prison, stalker. I've never even seen the nside of a police car. These are your delusions again. Little child, no. Not even in my high school civics class have I been to a police station. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison, wait for the knock and your police cruiser ride to jail.

 

[Trombonista]

A challenger appears.

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Keith Olbermann has his own thread.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm not sure how I would even begin to introduce the subject.

Just start by playing them Josiah tape number five. The newbie will take it from there, trust me.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

This is a very real problem. I think one of my siblings would really "appreciate" the Pork Squealer but I'm not sure how I would even begin to introduce the subject. It's a pretty sizeable learning curve (in part due to how obese he is).

Porsalin really needs to start haulin' ass on that on that doc and deliver it unto the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TthUSvmHRvE&list=PLS5awItc53YM2AWJHVsNNWlvMs_piRtuA

 

[Fading puppy syndrome]

He seems like the living embodiment of a migraine. What a lard ass

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I've never been to prison, stalker. I've never even seen the nside of a police car. These are your delusions again. Little child, no. Not even in my high school civics class have I been to a police station. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison, wait for the knock and your police cruiser ride to jail.

"That is not my mugshot,stalker" "you Clearly used ai and crude photshop to make me look fatter as well, which I am not" "I did not enjoy prison,but you will"

 

[Post Reply]

Pat doesn't seem to understand that believing really hard that a crime occurred is not the same thing as securing a conviction.

 

[An automatic clown]

Does his wife actually spell her name Nikki? It is so retarded I just assumed it was a pestism

Neither stalker. It's Nigki

 

[internet friend]

Artistic rendition of the upcoming court case

 

[Nod Flenders]

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Artistic rendition of the upcoming court case

Wrong again, stalker child! Enjoy prison!

 

[Popper Whiting]

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Artistic rendition of the upcoming court case

God bless AI. Gifting with that gem and this one.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Pat doesn't seem to understand that believing really hard that a crime occurred is not the same thing as securing a conviction.
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Gerald Ford did not give Nixon a pardon for Watergate. He pardoned him for any crimes he may have committed during his Presidency:


Only a dummy like Jennifer thinks ordering the cover up of the Watergate break-in was the only crime Nixon committed. An criminal investigation of purely Watergate would have led to a minor fine or something for Nixon. It's not like Rick Nixon was grinding children into pepperoni in basement of the Watergate hotel.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Between the lawsuit and election season this year I think Fatrick is set to go hog wild

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Keith Olbermann...
Why do I know that name?

Pretty sure he's the guy that got caught showing tentacle hentai to his kids, and also allegedly had a seizure because someone sent him a rapidly flashing GIF

EDIT: NVM, I was thinking of Kurt Eichenwald

 

[Fren]

Pretty sure he's the guy that got caught showing tentacle hentai to his kids, and also allegedly had a seizure because someone sent him a rapidly flashing GIF

You are referring to Kurt Eichenwald.

 

[The Auditor]

Saw this today and started laughing hard because of the synchronicity to the Pat verse

 

[Judge Holden]

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Saw this today and started laughing hard because of the synchronicity to the Pat verse

Whats worse is you can hear him saying CHIIIIIILD thanks to that accursed fucking freakout call.

I swear to fucking jesus that one call is what turnt this thread into the juggernaut it is today. Finding out that fat actually speaks the way he xeets was a moment of horrified realisation of just how vast a retard we were dealing with

 

[McMitch]

I swear to fucking jesus that one call is what turnt this thread into the juggernaut it is today. Finding out that fat actually speaks the way he xeets was a moment of horrified realisation of just how vast a retard we were dealing with

No, stalker child, my writing parlance is a unique language of its own. That I would both speak and write with a poorly affected condescending tone is simply another one of your criminal delusions. I hope you enjoy a million prisons.