Hasidic Community - Everybody's favorite type of Jew. Moved to "Mass Debates" 109 times.

[WelperHelper99]

It's a normative belief in Hareidi Judaism, and Hasidim are especially enthusiastic about it. You will be regarded as a heretic if you say it's nonsense. Outside the Hareidi community attitudes are varied, running the gamut from full acceptance (followers of Rabbi Kook) to ambivalence (Modern Orthodoxy) to seething about how it's ruined Judaism (a handful of retarded Ashkenazim larping as Yemenites).

Incidentally, the things people will fall for in the name of Kabbalah are pretty funny. A lot of it is just traditional European/Arab superstition and folk beliefs dressed up as secret esoteric knowledge, but some of it is more exotic, like magic anti-masturbation rings:
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Anti masturbation rings. I mean the placebo effect is one hell of a drug lol. If it helps it helps I guess

 

[AgendaPoster]

- masturbating so fucking hard you need witchcraft woowoo rings to protect you from it
- refusal to follow the laws that are actually important
- refusal to stick to pure monotheism and having different masters other than God
- getting lost in intricate, petty rituals, while completely shirking any serious duties towards God
- eternally argumentative against Authority and rebelling against It

 

[WelperHelper99]

- masturbating so fucking hard you need witchcraft woowoo rings to protect you from it
- refusal to follow the laws that are actually important
- refusal to stick to pure monotheism and having different masters other than God
- getting lost in intricate, petty rituals, while completely shirking any serious duties towards God
- eternally argumentative against Authority and rebelling against It

I mean... the masturbation rings are pretty funny if nothing else.

 

[seri0us]

I mean... the masturbation rings are pretty funny if nothing else.

Almost as funny as the alleged "death by masturbation machine".

 

[WelperHelper99]

Almost as funny as the alleged "death by masturbation machine".

Guess that's why they made the rings. Can't die from masturbation if you ( and presumably others that try on you) can't jerk off

 

[EyeGuy]

I originally thought FlatbushGirl was baiting with this:

Turns out it was just more kvetching:

Spoiler: Kvetching

The solution? A sex strike for Malky:

Spoiler: More

FlatbushGirl's husband can rest easy for now, though. The strike has not begun just yet:

Spoiler: DMs

UPDATE - Looks like we may be getting a lolsuit:

 

[AWizard]

Almost as funny as the alleged "death by masturbation machine".

I keep hearing this, what is it?

 

[Chongqing]

they've always treated Holocaust victims from Germany as weaker settlers.

Huh? Really?

That's wild.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

FlatbushGirl's husband can rest easy for now

I'm sure he's the one who put that idea in her head, she's the most sexless woman I've seen. The idea of fucking her is horrifying.

Huh? Really?

That's wild.

The tldr of this is that Israelis initially thought Holocaust victims were weak Jews who didn't attempt to fight back and just took it. As the circumstances of the Holocaust became known, Israelis changed their attitudes.

 

[EyeGuy]

I'm sure he's the one who put that idea in her head, she's the most sexless woman I've seen. The idea of fucking her is horrifying.

For some reason, I don't think she's terribly serious about it:

 

[PhoBingas]

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You gotta talk about how they suck the foreskin off babies, that's weird as shit.

 

[Blazeuser56]

If this thread makes it out of prospering grounds, KF gets shut down. Calling it now.

The goyim knows... (even though OP is an israeli or at least Jewish I assume?)
Shut. It. Down.

 

[Big Nasty]

What's the deal with the pimp ass fur coats?

 

[NimertiS]

Apparently by the time Hasidic women are teenagers they’re required to wear wigs because their religion preaches that their natural hair will mercilessly seduce men. Very strange stuff. I’m not sure why people of Semitic and Middle Eastern descent believe that hair is capable of turning men into sex pests. It’s probably just another cope for them to subjugate women.

No, they wear wigs AFTER marriage. They have their real hair in their wedding and after that, they get them shaved off, they leave them grow again but only their man and family can see their real hair.
Wigs should be synthetic and "modest", brown/black, medium length.

Horrible life.

 

[DumbDude43]

No, they wear wigs AFTER marriage. They have their real hair in their wedding and after that, they get them shaved off, they leave them grow again but only their man and family can see their real hair.
Wigs should be synthetic and "modest", brown/black, medium length.

Horrible life.

this all sounds like a way more retarded and autistic version of the muslims with their headscarves

 

[EyeGuy]

What's the deal with the pimp ass fur coats?

It's so the Rebbe can look "regal", same as the white scarves and canes. Seems to be mostly an American thing.

No, they wear wigs AFTER marriage. They have their real hair in their wedding and after that, they get them shaved off, they leave them grow again but only their man and family can see their real hair.
Wigs should be synthetic and "modest", brown/black, medium length.

Horrible life.

Shaving is only a Hungarian practice (i.e. Satmar). Most Hasidic women just wear a wig or normal head covering.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Wigs should be synthetic and "modest", brown/black, medium length.

The wigs are not synthetic, they are real human hair and cost 1k to 2k each. My wife's parents bought her two and then my wife decided she liked headscarves better.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I recall there was some kvetching over the wigs made from the hair of Hindu women (apparently they cut it off and donate it to the temple, which makes a profit selling it to wig makers) , specifically they aren't kosher because Hindus are idolaters, etc. Caused some drama.

What's a frum girl to do!?

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

I recall there was some kvetching over the wigs made from the hair of Hindu women (apparently they cut it off and donate it to the temple, which makes a profit selling it to wig makers) , specifically they aren't kosher because Hindus are idolaters, etc. Caused some drama.

What's a frum girl to do!?

Buy hair from Eastern European girls who sell it.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

No, they wear wigs AFTER marriage. They have their real hair in their wedding and after that, they get them shaved off, they leave them grow again but only their man and family can see their real hair.
Wigs should be synthetic and "modest", brown/black, medium length.

Horrible life.

Only one crazy sect does the shaved head thing. Funny enough the Jews from other areas (really the mid east and russia) wear hats or headscarfs like some Catholics do.