Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Is he denying and lying about his own lawsuit now? Because it outright says he was restrained, naked
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He's making himself out to be Jesus on the cross, who was also stripped, whipped by Romans, and hung on a cross, both in the tone of the writing, and that in almost all depictions of the crucifixion, Jesus isn't wearing anything but a loincloth. I want proof, otherwise this is arrogance.
 
Alright piggers I have solved the mystery as to why nikkki is still with fatrick

He is clearly a world champion at giving the most obscene and shameless rimjobs known to man
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Given his porcine heritage this should not be surprising, as gleefully eating the literal shit of their masters was one of the main tasks of pigs of medieval china
Biden is the most successful president in the last 50 years? You realize that goes back to 1974, right? What has Biden done that the rest haven't Piggy? All he's done is go Jimmy Carter 2.0 but worse. Have you seen the price of gas? I would have thought so given your two stroke Rustang that drinks gas even with the 6 cylinder
 
4d political chessmaster pat understands that for biden to win, it's crucial that every biden supporter be as loudly and aggressively insulting as possible to anyone who seems uncommitted, wavering or simply in disagreement, all the time. you must respond to everyone who has concerns about your candidate's policies or qualifications by calling them evil and stupid at top volume, over and over-- via direct replies, via quote tweets, via pronouncements. you must seek them out to shout at them in every corner of twitter, which is where all elections are decided. this is outreach, this is victory, this is simple fatanomics
 
>shitting on the pigs
better than shitting in the streets desu
china numba wan
Aktchully india still has these, particularly in the Goa region. Here is a photo I found of one
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Just....just imagine trying to take a crap in peace and suddenly you hear "no child you will not shit here" and wheeling around you are confront by fatrick leering at you hungrily from the pig aperture
 
Aktchully india still has these, particularly in the Goa region. Here is a photo I found of one
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Just....just imagine trying to take a crap in peace and suddenly you hear "no child you will not shit here" and wheeling around you are confront by fatrick leering at you hungrily from the pig aperture
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Is he denying and lying about his own lawsuit now? Because it outright says he was restrained, naked
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Do even American police really do that? Surely they would have given him a blanket or something to cover himself with once in cuffs?

Handcuffing a person and holding them naked once they stop resisting certainly could be sue-worthy in itself, especially if the call was later found to be a false alarm.
 
Handcuffing a person and holding them naked once they stop resisting certainly could be sue-worthy in itself, especially if the call was later found to be a false alarm.
how?
handcuffing potential suspects seems like standard procedure when they are called about serious violence in progress.
naked, idk, it's not like they forced him to undress or something, the weirdo just opened the door like that. not really their fault.
 
Do even American police really do that? Surely they would have given him a blanket or something to cover himself with once in cuffs?

Handcuffing a person and holding them naked once they stop resisting certainly could be sue-worthy in itself, especially if the call was later found to be a false alarm.
It depends if they present a threat. Remember we have guns. Last thing you want is someone grabbing a glock after pretending to play nice. That said... the naked thing is completely bizarre.
 
how?
handcuffing potential suspects seems like standard procedure when they are called about serious violence in progress.
naked, idk, it's not like they forced him to undress or something, the weirdo just opened the door like that. not really their fault.
Handcuffing can also be a generic precaution - especially in a DV call, they may handcuff everyone at the scene until things calm down, and then just release them. Cops hate paperwork just as much as you do, and they're just trying to get through the night.

If there is any indication of a medical issue, they'll usually call for an ambulance and hand the perp over (even while in custody) unless there's real problems.

If you're not a belligerent asshole, you'll get quite a lot of leeway, including being allowed to get dressed, etc. But if you're rage pigging they're not going to let you go back in where you can get a gun.
 
If you're not a belligerent asshole, you'll get quite a lot of leeway, including being allowed to get dressed
This exactly. If you act cool, even if you are crying or whatever, they are much more likely to be cool with you. If you come out the door childing everyone, well then you can sit there with your pig gut hanging out.
 
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Do even American police really do that? Surely they would have given him a blanket or something to cover himself with once in cuffs?
He was probably wearing a robe which opened up, unless there's another Fatrick Altercation we don't know about.
The autist in me wants a thread which consists entirely of everything we know about each of these calls, so people can just say "We see on the August 12 2021 call two officers are carrying shotguns, but none are in armor or helmets." With one entry per call.
I honestly think half the time we're talking about "the time London was bombed in WWII" so nothing really makes sense.
 
He was probably wearing a robe which opened up, unless there's another Fatrick Altercation we don't know about.
The autist in me wants a thread which consists entirely of everything we know about each of these calls, so people can just say "We see on the August 12 2021 call two officers are carrying shotguns, but none are in armor or helmets." With one entry per call.
I honestly think half the time we're talking about "the time London was bombed in WWII" so nothing really makes sense.
We need something like you see with music, the BWV numbers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bach-Werke-Verzeichnis - where autists catalog every fat action and event and classify them with a number/letter sequence. But a simple numbering system isn't going to work, probably need something like the Dewey Decimal System.
 
Nah, just use the date of the even as the primary key.
That can be part of it, but it's not definitive, especially since some events are tweets, and fats tweets notably stupid tweets more than once per day (on average, I didn't do the math).

You want something informative that allows for searching and discovery, so some form of tagging to indicate the type of event, etc. It's enough to consume a few research grad students for a number of years.

For example, "Before Norm/11" is a very useful identifier, because of how the mythos is so strongly tied to that, and disproving aspects of the origin story is so necessary. So many items should be tagged BNE perhaps.
 
I just hope the daughter can lead a normal life.
The bit about his ex-wife thriving in her personal and professional life after dumping him is a great part of the OP. The fact that she's just out there, living a normal life and raising her kids, while Pat attempts to child the entire city and xeets 300 times a day adds a nice layer of dramatic irony to dunce plot that is Pat's life.
Merch run idea, deck of cards like the ones from Desert Storm
Make a taboo deck of Pattisms.
There are some lolcows that seem like they would be genuinely cool to hang out with in person,
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Think of the smell! You haven't thought of the smell!
Fuck you for making me think hard about this, but I love it.
See? Nothing like Pat's Fat Thread to get the creativity going.
 
The autist in me wants a thread which consists entirely of everything we know about each of these calls
If you want to collect information in an organized way, a dynamic document (like a wiki or Google Doc accessed with burner accounts) would probably be much less chaotic.
 
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