Official Kiwi Farms American-Hate Thread - stinky unculutured trash with no ability to buy cheese

[Lidl Drip]

TIL about the Fluffernutter.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

America may be gay, fat, retarded, incapable of winning a war, and gay again, but at least it's not Canada.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Torturing children is legal and a common pastime in the US.

 

[Super Guido]

Torturing children is legal and a common pastime in the US.

Especially in Utah.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

America has been compared to a giant shopping center. In much of the country, there is no real "culture", just working and shopping.

"George Carlin on America is a big shopping mall"

(I don't necessarily hate Americans though, even though this is the country that made up "identity politics" as they are nowadays.)

 

[Bababooey Warlock]

Torturing children is legal and a common pastime in the US.

Stuff like this makes me so genuinely mad, that I can start to see why other people from around the world don't really like the country I was born and raised in.

 

[pork and beans]

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TIL about the Fluffernutter.

surely this is as mushy as britbong food

 

[Misericordia]

The United States of America is a triumph of legalism. Her bureaucracy is like one of those continent spanning fungal colonies, enormous and unkillable. Our Founding Fathers, fearful as they were of the tyrannical caprice of human leadership, architected a State which requires no human capital at all to thrive. All glory to America, where no man, no matter how great he may be, can stop what is Happening.

 

[Black Spruce]

Headed down to Florida this month to get away from the constant snow storms and freezing temperatures. Haven't been in the US for a decade so it'll be interesting to see just how much worse the experience is since last time. I dunno. Those five consecutive nigger moments I witnessed/had forced on me back in Baltimore are gonna be hard to beat.

I am now back. So here is a foreigner's account of America. Within the first three hours of landing, I seen more niggers than I typically do in a 6 month period at home. The amount of fat pigs using mobility scooters baffled me. Shopping carts were left out fucking everywhere, which I've only ever seen a single time at home. I gained noticeable water weight because the food had an insane amount of salt in it. I know it was water weight because I did a fast and stayed hydrated and it all went away. The soft drinks taste noticeably different. I assume this is because they put high fructose corn syrup in everything. The roads were absolutely fucking atrocious. Nobody knows how to use a three-lane highway, and there was extreme congestion as a result which caused complete stops multiple times per trip, and this also makes rush hour traffic a nightmare. The drivers are also fucking retarded. It was rare to actually hear English being spoken in the background. Mostly Spanish. What white people I did find were either blubber whales, powder kegs fed up with life, or other tourists.

Since it was a decade since my last visit, it's interesting to see how it's changed. Less white people, more spics, more niggers, ab-fucking-surd prices for everything, and a general feeling of tension. Shit is definitely gonna pop off come next economic crisis. It'll be the last economic crisis. I thought I was a bit too hard on Americans, but now I know I wasn't hard enough. Mother fuckers can't even pass the shopping cart test.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

Tell me you've never been to Europe without telling me you've never been to Europe.


Europeans don't rely on trains as much as some ignorant republican Americans would like to think. Transport outside of UK, France, and Germany is often crap. Go to southern European countries like Spain or Greece and use a train or bus to get anywhere outside of the big cities like Athens and Madrid. Trust me, you won't get very far. You'll rarely see anyone relying on transport and the bus/train systems are antiquated, confusing, and unreliable. Hell, transport in Ireland (where I'm from) is fucking abysmal both in ROI and NI. The Irish capital Dublin has the worst rated transport in all of Europe and Belfast is UK's most car reliant city.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Tell me you've never been to Europe without telling me you've never been to Europe.

Been there. Never rode on a train there.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

...turned up in the last five minutes when it was already assured which way the tide would turn, and take all the credit.

I couldn't disagree with this more. Without US intervention Western Europe would have been speaking either German or Russian.

Every burger I’ve met while overseas has had this bizarre and unjustified over-confidence that is just weird and off-putting. Even the massive dweebs are loud-mouthed and aggressive and act like there’s a camera crew filming them.

This is one aspect I hate of Americans overseas, saying this as an American. When I lived in Europe I can't tell you how many times I had to nearly punch and drag an American away that was making a scene screaming "That's now how it's done in America!!" No shit, retard, you're not in America, suck it up and stop making a fucking scene.

What I don't like about America is how its woke politics is getting exported to other countries. Here in Ireland, we had a Nigger who was shot after swinging a knife at the police and they started doing BLM protests. I've also seen Nigerians ramble on about how they are owed reparations from us as if the dole they're sponging off the government courtesy of the taxpayer isn't enough.

I can't blame people for being pissed about that. Someday the Americans will have to apologize to everyone else about it.

This bitch needs to specify "continental" Europe. Because, having lived in the UK, I can say that British food is awful.

Also, why would anyone listen to Dyn? He's just some petrol sniffing abo.

 

[Str8Bustah]

Europeans don't rely on trains as much as some ignorant republican Americans would like to think.

It's actually the fuckcars crowd that likes to pretend that Europe has a good train network that won't bankrupt you with daily rail fares to and from work.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

American woman, stay away from me

 

[Dyn]

I hate Americans so much it's unreal.

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

For those of you simping for Americans, please bear in mind tat the following things are also Americans:View attachment 5739058

The Pitbull was bred in 19th century England you chromie-hoarding dipshit.

Every burger I’ve met while overseas has had this bizarre and unjustified over-confidence that is just weird and off-putting. Even the massive dweebs are loud-mouthed and aggressive and act like there’s a camera crew filming them.

This reads off like a background character of a comic book seeing Spider-Man in person for the first time. It's called learning your place and you should take up the hobby.

Now let's talk about guns. You know what really grinds my gears as an American, especially lately? It's the "well we have guns" LARP. Okay, great, you have guns. But Meal Team Six isn't a thing. You have politicians literally burning your futures to the ground, actively destroying and trying to enslave you. You have DAs who are some of the most corrupt mother fuckers on the planet. You have judges that wipe their ass with our laws. My point is I'm just tired of hearing Americans drone on and on about some imaginary notion that Meal Team Six is going to save the US SOMEDAY when things get bad enough. It's very clear to me that Meal Team Six will never happen because nobody can agree on when "enough" is. I'm not encouraging anyone to do anything, but I'm just venting frustration over how big Amerimutts talk and how cucked they truly are.

This comes from a failure of understanding, and it's entirely reasonable that you'd have this image, because it's not totally wrong, just missing information. Of the people who are talking about civil insurrection, a majority are allowing things to get worse, expressly because there isn't enough of a reason to convince a solid percentage of the country to grab a gun to fight for anything. Things are only merely "bad", and we can tolerate a lot. There are two reasons for this. The first being that we can simply ignore the law, but only if you're outside of a major metropolitan area. The second, and arguably more important one, is that there's an understanding that a second civil war is not going to go down like the first one did. The differences in technology and intranational geopolitics are such that there isn't such a nice clean cardinal divider. It'll look a lot more like round of PUBG in any given neighborhood than blue and tan coated men marching up to a line to the tune of a drum. Neighbors will be killing each other, so it shouldn't come as any shock to you that we're not terribly excited to push that button just yet. I don't know how they do things in your country, but in America, murder is kind of a big deal.

Joe Normalfag has a lot to lose. He will put up the impression of being a lot less in-touch with things, just to avoid workplace conversation. Not even perusing through social media will give you a good picture of the core of what's on their mind. Some are genuine and honest-to-god NPCs, but the guy just trying to get through his work day is not going to be wooed by partisan political rhetoric. That's what keeps the system in place, but it's not a very solid foundation, so everyone is currently just expecting the facade to collapse sooner or later, and if the past month has taught me anything, we're looking at sooner. It's as much a blessing as it is a curse, and it's one of our main problems with political stagnancy. Nobody is ready to rock the boat.

A gun is a tool. You seem to want us to play out the Rootin' Tootin' stereotype, while also mocking us for it? What angle are you even trying to take? Are we to be responsible about our gun ownership, or do you want us to play cowboy? I could personally take either outcome, but do at least be consistent.

When was the last time YOU pushed back against anything your far worse-off country has done, assuming you're European? Why do you expect me to grab my rifle and throw my life away over a gradual decline to our status as world hegemon, and faggots on Netflix? No, people have to start starving, and people need to start disappearing, before it hits close enough to home, as you so put below:

I'll throw Amerimutts a bone here and say, politics don't hit close enough to home because they're not directly affecting your livelihood. But you know what does affect your livelihood? The public schools that groom your children into cutting their tits and dicks off and hating you. These people get away with it only because people let them. I'm not encouraging anyone to go nuclear, I'm just surprised more people aren't. I really feel like more people should be snapping about this but for some reason, they just aren't.

As much as I just mocked Joe Normalfag on his inability to act when he needs to, you will not believe how easily the mask comes off after a beer. We're not unaware of what's happening. It's still not enough to start putting lead through power substations, but the average American is hopeless and frustrated behind the veil of social media. I see that as a good thing, and it'll take a few more years of it before the cracks start to show. Americans don't turn off tard rage, and if you want us to get violent, it'll end up with a death toll that makes WWII look like a speed bump. See the last time we did this for proof, and now imagine that with modern technology and ease of proximity to target. You don't seem to appreciate how out of hand a real kick-off would get.

I don't think that Europeans really grasp what another U.S. Civil War means. I can't think of any contingency where it doesn't come down to risking the possibility of a literal doomsday scenario. What a U.S. Civil War means for you, is instant economic death for the EU, because my tax money is the only thing that is keeping your entire continent alive and smug, and defended. Do not try to convince me that your armies as a collective could even hope to defend against, like, any threat. We keep you alive and comfy out of our own wallet, and have done since WWII. You're welcome, by the way.

You really need to be careful what you wish for, because a boogaloo shouldn't be something you want, even if it's necessary. Thousands of people walked into the Capitol Building and took pictures, and the news called it an insurrection. Imagine what that scene would have looked like if they were armed. There would still be dozens of people dying as a consequence of that day, today.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

I am now back. So here is a foreigner's account of America. Within the first three hours of landing, I seen more niggers than I typically do in a 6 month period at home. The amount of fat pigs using mobility scooters baffled me. Shopping carts were left out fucking everywhere, which I've only ever seen a single time at home. I gained noticeable water weight because the food had an insane amount of salt in it. I know it was water weight because I did a fast and stayed hydrated and it all went away. The soft drinks taste noticeably different. I assume this is because they put high fructose corn syrup in everything. The roads were absolutely fucking atrocious. Nobody knows how to use a three-lane highway, and there was extreme congestion as a result which caused complete stops multiple times per trip, and this also makes rush hour traffic a nightmare. The drivers are also fucking retarded. It was rare to actually hear English being spoken in the background. Mostly Spanish. What white people I did find were either blubber whales, powder kegs fed up with life, or other tourists.

Since it was a decade since my last visit, it's interesting to see how it's changed. Less white people, more spics, more niggers, ab-fucking-surd prices for everything, and a general feeling of tension. Shit is definitely gonna pop off come next economic crisis. It'll be the last economic crisis. I thought I was a bit too hard on Americans, but now I know I wasn't hard enough. Mother fuckers can't even pass the shopping cart test.

Why did you cowards give him so many neg-rates? Life-long American here; not a thing he said is wrong.

Somebody please get me out; I want to live in a real country with actual adults

 

[RussianParasite]

Since it was a decade since my last visit, it's interesting to see how it's changed.

People have only gotten fatter.

The drivers are also fucking retarded.

Confuse the average American driver with this one simple trick.

Transport outside of UK, France, and Germany is often crap.

And even then, lol, fuck you because they are constantly on strike.

Somebody please get me out; I want to live in a real country with actual adults

Don’t worry, you’d find plenty of things to hate about wherever you live.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

I think the US is a pretty cool country and I like Americans as a people. I think they're a warm, interesting, and very honest nation. The American exchange students at my Uni were some of the the most awesome people I've befriended and am still in touch with them years later. I've been around the country and enjoyed being there temporarily for career prospects. My only complaint about them is that I think many Americans don't know how good they have, both republicans and democrats are guilty for this. I really wish Americans would realise how lucky they are compared many other nations in the world.



Yes, there are problems in the USA. However, at least its citizens can talk about these issues openly without fear of censorship and repercussion. I see this attitude on Youtube all the damn time. You'll find on a video about social issues and problems in a nation like China there's at least one American going: "but muh murica worse!" It's frustrating but I think this issue could be solved by encouraging more Americans to travel abroad and widen their perspective.

 

[grimacefetishist]

I think the US is a pretty cool country and I like Americans as a people. I think they're a warm, interesting, and very honest nation. The American exchange students at my Uni were some of the the most awesome people I've befriended and am still in touch with them years later. I've been around the country and enjoyed being there temporarily for career prospects. My only complaint about them is that I think many Americans don't know how good they have, both republicans and democrats are guilty for this. I really wish Americans would realise how lucky they are compared many other nations in the world.



Yes, there are problems in the USA. However, at least its citizens can talk about these issues openly without fear of censorship and repercussion. I see this attitude on Youtube all the damn time. You'll find on a video about social issues and problems in a nation like China there's at least one American going: "but muh murica worse!" It's frustrating but I think this issue could be solved by encouraging more Americans to travel abroad and widen their perspective.

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