Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 106 34.8%

  • Total voters
    305
Also, I just pulled up the stream out of curiosity, and holy shit is that chat glacial. I remember a time it was popping off so fast you couldn't get a word it.
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Interesting. Slip up? Habit? Did he make a rash decision to not switch tonight? Editor Ryan still being paid to make show descriptions or whatever he does?

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Did he mess with his colour again? He looks oddly pale tonight. Moreso, rather.

Edit: Holy shit, people aren't lying about the chat being glacial. YT claims 1700+ watching; but this chat doesn't reflect that. I get lurker fags and all, but it's not normally like this.
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Edit V2: Nick claims he has locals exclusives Podcasts coming.
 
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This dude said for 2 years how he's going to slowly kill of his youtube channel to flip to rumble full time because of his initial ban to saying how great YouTube is. Yeah that rumble contract isn't coming or he's not getting big renewal.
That was my understanding as well. The fact that he's gonna keep going on YouTube seems calculated to thumb his nose at Rumble, because he underperformed on Rumble and he didn't get what he feels he's entitled to from them. All of which is obviously Rumble's fault, of course.

I wonder if he's gonna try and go back to more sober (*snark*) legal content now? Like I said, YouTube isn't as forgiving as Rumble.
 
Nick didn't shut off his YouTube stream tonight, and announced he's not doing it.

His seething explanation of why he's not doing it seems to strengthen the speculation that he's lost his contract.

A quick transcription, may be slightly off:

"For now, not doing the Rumble flip right now. YouTube's great. As long as people keep participating and enjoying the YouTube show, I like it. I always hated cutting it off. Look, if Rumble has a better product, then people will go to the better product, right? That's the idea. And that's what I've been telling Rumble, like if you've got the better thing and the better chat and the better viewing experience, let's fucking go. People will organically go there. Why are forcing people to go over there?"

Some real Ralph wage quit tier coping. I think we are about a couple months before Nick goes full Ralph and quits a stream because he has no viewers and says he needs to wake up early anyways because he has to clean up the piss bottles strewn around his streaming chair.


Nick's new meta is "bathroom breaks" that are 10 minutes long or longer and lead to him coming back and saying he needs to check on people, whatever that means.

Thanks Nick. It might not be another shitfaced stream, but this certainly gave something interesting to talk about/read. But I thought you had a great deal in the works, and you owned all the "kiwi-figs?" There must be some sort of explanation for this change of tune.

Also Nick, if you're going YouTube exclusive, seriously, good fucking luck. Just how are you going to even function within YouTube's Community guidelines? Having to go several hours without saying troons are mentally ill, the nigger word, or the faggot word? I don't think you have it in you. Most people that enjoy that kind of talk, but need to function in the normal world, possess the ability to turn that part of their brain off that says that stuff, especially when they are at work. You? I genuinely don't believe you have it in you anymore.
 
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The fact that he's gonna keep going on YouTube seems calculated to thumb his nose at Rumble
He went on a small spiel about telling him where (the audience) wants him, Leave comments, let's show Rumble how it should be done, he totally reads your comments. You know, I've heard of creators tanking their career for a bit to snub a contract and the like (Bowie did this iirc), but uh, they don't do it like this.

His annoyance with the local after-shows has never made sense. Viva has, perhaps not a perfect model, but a good if not great one. One stream, necks down twice, once to Rumble and then it finishes with Locals. The workflow had already been figured out.
 
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Nick didn't shut off his YouTube stream tonight, and announced he's not doing it.

His seething explanation of why he's not doing it seems to strengthen the speculation that he's lost his contract.

A quick transcription, may be slightly off:

"For now, not doing the Rumble flip right now. YouTube's great. As long as people keep participating and enjoying the YouTube show, I like it. I always hated cutting it off. Look, if Rumble has a better product, then people will go to the better product, right? That's the idea. And that's what I've been telling Rumble, like if you've got the better thing and the better chat and the better viewing experience, let's fucking go. People will organically go there. Why are forcing people to go over there?"
I agree. It sure sounds like he lost it.

If your transcript is anywhere near accurate, I'd be putting money on it now.

I said on Friday that seeing if he did the switch would be the key to sussing this out, and it looks like I was right. Or, at least, it looks like it.

I am kinda shocked he's not going Rumble exclusive, but I guess that makes sense for him if he wants to stick it to Rumble (or rather feel like he is... as I doubt they are out much of anything by not renewing). That might bite him in the ass though, since Youtube's community standards are higher, and he might end up Rumble exclusive anyways (or on another platform altogether).

Also, I just pulled up the stream out of curiosity, and holy shit is that chat glacial. I remember a time it was popping off so fast you couldn't get a word it.
You know, a few months ago people were saying Nick was the new Ethan Ralph, and at the time I argued against it. While he was crashing, he hadn't quite hit Ralph levels of behavior or pathetic. But this? I'm changing my opinion, this is full on Ralph.
 
Yes, very liberal. This is a picture of the inside of one:

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My theory on this is that Nick was not very interested in religion, and the ELCA was a compromise to get him to come to some kind of church.

The national ELCA is extremely liberal and so are many churches within it, but not all. Especially in more rural areas, there are holdout churches that are not so liberal. That would especially be true in an area such as where Nick lives. Truely insane stuff (including outright paganism) exists within the ELCA. The worst example being a not even vaguely Christian abomination known as "herchurch". But its not a good idea to assume that all of it is that way. At least yet.
 
Now he's claiming he wants to build a studio for him to stream in. The vault just isn't enough anymore. He needs 4 walls for different sections, each for the multiple types of content he's going to do. lmao. KEK even.
He's delusional.

Unless he's doing that in lieu of the sex dungeon, in which case I'll begrudgingly call it an step up in his mental process.
 
Now he's claiming he wants to build a studio for him to stream in. The vault just isn't enough anymore. He needs 4 walls for different sections, each for the multiple types of content he's going to do. lmao. KEK even.
This honestly sounds like a mid-life crisis sort of thing, where he suddenly wants to jump in and do a whole lot of different hobbies he wanted to do in his youth but couldn't.

It reminds me of a family friend who went and bought a several thousand dollar electric guitar even though he didn't know how to play it.
 
Crackhead projects. That’s when someome is on a bunch of uppers and wants to start everything, but once he sobers up there will just be a bunch of shit torn up and nothing ever gets fixed.

Had a buddy like this, drove me fucking nuts. 10 different things started and nothing ever finished.
 
He's delusional.

Unless he's doing that in lieu of the sex dungeon, in which case I'll begrudgingly call it an step up in his mental process.
Yeah nah, it's gonna be a dungeon, he just had to rename it cause nobody wanted to build it.
"Those chains? aaahh haha it's just a decoration for my stream, I am a big youtuber streamer haha, you know we are all kinda quirky and funny and weird haha"
 
This honestly sounds like a mid-life crisis sort of thing, where he suddenly wants to jump in and do a whole lot of different hobbies he wanted to do in his youth but couldn't.
Realistically, he needs to get himself back up to 2021-2022 levels, or close enough, before expanding his streaming setup. Why was it adequate then, but not now? Thinking that some fancy studio will fix his problems is idiotic, and intentionally ignores the real issue: himself.

And, in any event, I don't think he can get back up to that level anymore. I think the facade is crushed. People have now seen the real Rekieta. The ugly ignorant man that he is. That genie isn't going back in the bottle. Other lawtubers are now poised to surpass him.

To put it simply, I think he's fucked.
 
Realistically, he needs to get himself back up to 2021-2022 levels, or close enough, before expanding his streaming setup. Why was it adequate then, but not now? Thinking that some fancy studio will fix his problems is idiotic, and intentionally ignores the real issue: himself.

And, in any event, I don't think he can get back up to that level anymore. I think the facade is crushed. People have now seen the real Rekieta. The ugly ignorant man that he is. That genie isn't going back in the bottle. Other lawtubers are now poised to surpass him.

To put it simply, I think he's fucked.
Just like Ethan Ralph.
 
It's both an impressive and terrifying thing to see a man who at one point had so much prestige, fame and respect fall to such a humiliating low point, it's even more terrifying to think that he still can go even lower than where he currently is at.

The story of Nick sort of reminds me of a Greek tragedy, a protagonist who at one point of the story had everything he could have ever wanted but that thanks to his own hubris and greed would gradually lose it all, only to realize all too late that these tragic events were only brought about by his own actions.
 
Who the fuck are you checking in on at 12:30AM? Everyone in that house should be asleep.
Off topic: This is a common misconception about sleep, our sleep schedule is largely heritable, so it actually make more sense that he is always "checking on people". That said I don't believe that's what he's doing. For reference to sleep

He just admitted that the ODD stuff is bullshit.
He must have realized that it's called Anti-social personality disorder in adults (sociopathy). What I find more interesting is that there is evidence this is the case with him. He is definitely a narcissist and while not all narcissists are sociopaths, all sociopaths are narcissists. The skunk/racoon stories really make one wonder. I'm trying to remember any instances of actual empathy from him, that can't be explained away as self serving. One of the few instances I can think of that make me think he probably isn't, is when Kayla got him the painting, he is clearly disappointed when he opens it, but for her benefit promptly pretends that he loves it then makes sure it's in the background since. His reaction didn't seem like a manipulation tactic, it seemed genuinely done for Kayla's benefit, not his own. He showed genuine love and care in a way that was natural and how I would do so with my own wife. So for now I will just assume he isn't a sociopath and the "ODD" was just an excise to be a prick when people tried to help him.

Now he's claiming he wants to build a studio for him to stream in. The vault just isn't enough anymore. He needs 4 walls for different sections, each for the multiple types of content he's going to do.
I look for ward to seeing this new setup after he pulls up, while enjoying my 5k gift, while watching him paint minis during his 24hr 40k sub stream, while discussing a relevant current law happening in a knowledgeable and well thought out way. Followed by a twitch watch party of some random 70s/80s movie where he isn't too drunk to have fun with chat. This is definitely the trajectory he will take and he will definitely follow through with all of this.
 
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