Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

Other updates. Nothing really exciting.

The fanfic is here. I have not read it. I'm sure it's very tame in comparison to what she writes now.

She posted this after live tweeting about a movie. Selfishly spoiling horror films with boring commentary does not make you a 'nerd' for films.

If you write a story where an adult man preys on an underage boy then that's predatory behaviour. That's a pedo 'dog whistle', a term that I am fucking sick of hearing recently.

'I'm infamously known as the ghost fucker' what an achievement in life.

Then why are you commenting? Looking for discourse, you slapfight addict?

Her comment just reinforces the meme.

The sexuality in question. Nonsensical and vague af word salad.

Edgy and stupid.

Edit: Just clocked on the cat update that she said her mom was washing Peetie's blanket preparing for the new cat. Does this mean Mama Frig knows (and approves of a new one)? Does this mean that the cat will be living with her parents?

Has anyone else gathered all the Peetie artwork for @Hamplanet Fitness ? If not then I'll make a start. Also, were there any other Staph sagas in the last 200 pages that should go in the OP other than the Jeff fan fic/cat adoption? I think the return of Jeff/evolution of Jeff into an elf could go in. Last year's video she made explaining her ghost history would be a good source to be added to the ghost husbando section of the OP.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Also, were there any other Staph sagas in the last 200 pages that should go in the OP other than the Jeff fan fic/cat adoption?

Her getting scammed multiple times is one of my favorite recent happenings, if no one has suggested it yet.

Her comment just reinforces the meme.

The "bisexual vs pansexual" idiocy is something I will never understand. And how she adds "I feel that this ties strongly to my otherkinity and paras" makes her sound like an animal fucker.

 

[An empty shill]

Just....

I can't help but wonder how it feels to have that much hair on your tits. These pictures are grotesque. Fascinating in a "traveling circus" kind of way. Bizarrely mesmerizing.

How mentally ill must one be to revel in uglifying your own body in every possible way?

It's mind boggling.

Shit like this is why she can't get anyone to give her a cat.
Who in their right mind would when she does unhinged crap like this.

She posted this after live tweeting about a movie. Selfishly spoiling horror films with boring commentary does not make you a 'nerd' for films.

This is coping from the farms mocking her for this, I have no doubt. It's the same as a brat yelling they didn't want to play with you anyways... :/

'I'm infamously known as the ghost fucker' what an achievement in life.

Then why are you commenting? Looking for discourse, you slapfight addict?

She truly doesn't learn her lesson.
Why are you low key bragging about such stupid thing?
Why ARE you trying to instigate a fight? Weren't your poor nerves frazzled from the last ones? Fake ass bitch...
However I also see this as a bad sign because...

Edit: Just clocked on the cat update that she said her mom was washing Peetie's blanket preparing for the new cat. Does this mean Mama Frig knows (and approves of a new one)? Does this mean that the cat will be living with her parents?

This could mean her mom gave in and she'll be the one now "adopting" the cat.
Seriously, I hope that isn't the case.

Hopefully this all just bullshit Steffles is making up.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

So all hope isn't lost for Moose yet? I really hope that her parents don't have to raise him if Staph actually "adopts" him. She didn't even feed Peetie regularly. She treated him more like an accessory or stuffed animal more than anything. Peetie could even barely be called "her" cat because they happened to live in the same place at least half the time.

I've read the first 100 pages or so of this thread, which begin mid-2018, and she literally hasn't changed at all. Not even a tiny bit. (Besides getting hairier.) She bitches about the same things. She does the same behaviors. She literally hasn't learned a single thing after all this time. This exact post could've been made 6 years ago and it wouldn't have been out of place. It's astonishing.

To be honest she was publicly posting unsolicited awkward nudes and weird gross shit years ago so this is really on brand for her.

Trust me, Staph's old nudes are forever seared into my brain. She's always been batshit, but she's really escalating in her DFE/restart/rinse and repeat cycle and antagonism even by her standards. Same shit different day but also kind of not.

Steph doesn’t realise she’s teetering on the edge of a slapfight with the wrong person actually ruining her life. The farms are pretty mild, all things considered. Despite the length of her thread, it’s pretty contained to the people who frequent it.
It’s gonna be some zoomer on a crusade that fucks her shit up. Not getting a cat for the 80th time would be the least of her problems.

I think about this a lot with other cows. For the most part, Kiwis just repost what some idiot said and laugh or scold at it. Actual, serious intervention like Million Pity is very rare. The real people the cows need to worry about are people that can interact with them freely on whatever platform they're on. Polissa Campbell tried siccing her local police and the FBI on Null over her thread existing. The real damage to her reputation came from other crazy cat ladies on Twitter that knew about her animal neglect either by seeing it unfold in real time or from reading the thread she kept saying she had. Once word spread, that's when she jumped to TikTok, where she periodically rebrands to try to shake people off after they call out her bullshit du jour.

If anything, the Farms has an archive of Staph's nonsense that she cannot DFE. That's what really chaps her ass. Although a part of me also thinks she thinks of it as a badge of honor in some way without realizing people don't just "get" KF threads for nothing. Especially not one that's on its way to 1500 pages.

Either way, she's a moron like @glass_houses said. In another time, if she wasn't being committed she'd be lucky to have someone wrangling her in a group home when she wasn't poorly cleaning tables at Burger King.

The fanfic is here. I have not read it.

Decided to check it out. Dreading the idea of it being rated NC-17. I don't think I'll get that far, though. I think what I've skimmed is enough. My overall impression is that even with Stephanie not knowing how to format paragraphs, properly spell, or stay in one tense (among other things), it's still much more coherent compared to anything from I Sold My Soul to Pass. That neopronoun nonsense was the coup de grace in making those stories completely unreadable. Fic's still shit, even by 15/16 year old girl standards, but at least I can give it a pass for that reason. Reads like something I may have checked out for a sec on Fanfiction.Net before clicking the back button. Stephanie and her poorly written Dahmer fics will not get that from me.

tl;dr: it's crap, but it's harmless crap compared to Viking!Jeffrey Dahmer giving a wolf a handjob

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I think this is the closest I've seen Staph to describing the reality of her sex life. "Pansexual" in the sense that she's a thirsty, desperate, virtue-signaling pervert who would be willing to fuck literally anyone (or anything) who would touch her at this point, up to and including the most hygiene-challenged tranny and whatever random mishmash of sexually dimorphic features they've found themselves with through the magic of unethical surgeons and morbid obesity. "Asexual" in the sense that even among the worst and least discriminating degenerates on the entire fucking internet, she consistently fails to find any takers. Imagine having as much free time as Staph does and using it to cope to the internet about how you're not a repulsive pervy incel, actually, it just looks that way because of [bullshit self identity labels that she thinks make her immune to criticism].

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Whoever meddled with the cat adoption WATCH OUT. Tyr and Forseti are coming for you.

Spoiler: Text

Apologies again for the long lapse.

You see, I went from believing that animal shelters were turning me away due to my living situation, to receiving absolute confirmation that someone, a stranger, is meddling in the process.

I talked to Týr and Forseti today, two deities associated with justice. Thor warmly welcomed us all into Bilskirnir, his hall and home, and gave us mead and ale to drink. While sitting with my spirit spouse, I drank from a mead horn and shook both their hands, sealing an oath to write this wrong.

The runes suggest I’ll be successful in my endeavor, but I am still skeptical. I’ve been through so much heartache in the past few months–first losing Pete, then getting turned away time and time again–that even enemies have said that it shows on my face. I’m inclined to believe them.

Loki said before that things will change by the new moon. I hope he’s right.

Bonus:

A mom mistaking a sacral dimple for a butthole - confirmed crack head.

Total boomer behaviour - judging the lives of her neighbours.

Newsflash: if you like tapping your knee to the beat of a song you're autistic.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"Sealing an oath to write this wrong" hilarious word misuse. Never change, Stephanie.

 

[often puzzled]

The fanfic is here. I have not read it. I'm sure it's very tame in comparison to what she writes now.

I popped over to archive it, but someone beat me to it 5 years ago (apparently). Archive is here, because I'm completionistsexual, pro-contact (with archiving services).

Edit: Just clocked on the cat update that she said her mom was washing Peetie's blanket preparing for the new cat. Does this mean Mama Frig knows (and approves of a new one)? Does this mean that the cat will be living with her parents?

I know how she described that, but I interpreted in a different way than she did. It sounded like her mom found the blanket and was sad to see that it was still covered with Peetie's fur. My heart broke when I read that, because, man, been there, and it's so hard. She then said her mom put it in her room, apparently without washing it. Staph reads this as "mom is preparing for the new cat." I read it as "mom is still really sad about Peetie."

Someone who wasn't a self-centered asshole might take this as meaning that mom needs more time to grieve, but it's Stephanie, so oh, well: tough man tits, mom.

 

[Struggle Cakes]

Whoever meddled with the cat adoption WATCH OUT. Tyr and Forseti are coming for you.

Real talk, gay ops are gay and I don't wish the pain of losing a beloved pet on anyone, it's the horrifically painful price you pay to share in the love and companionship of an animal. But Steph's inability to step back and say, "Wow, defending sex offenders and serial killers doesn't seem to be working for me, maybe I am the issue," is genuinely staggering to me. I know it's nothing that hasn't already been said before, but geeze.

Steph, maybe you should double check the runes to make sure they didn't actually say "jesus christ, stop publicly sperging about gross shit", because at this point you can go to a million different shelters and will get a million different rejections- no one that cares about animals will give a pet to a psychopath, even if it is just an autistic LARP. No one is taking that chance.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

(Staph) You see, I went from believing that animal shelters were turning me away due to my living situation, to receiving absolute confirmation that someone, a stranger, is meddling in the process.

How does she know this for sure? Did her little pretend friends tell her? Did the shelter say they received anonymous tips?

The shelter would want proof. If they’re turning you down, they found it. They aren’t going to just randomly listen to a faceless being, right? Maybe they will, idk. I don’t have anyone that would say that about me so I never had that problem…

Also… allosexual means you feel sexually attracted to another (I hate that I know this). Is she saying she wants to fuck other species? Zoophile confirmed saga? Standards of another species means fuck all.

edit:
dipshit you literally just boosted it

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Separate post compiling the Peetie tributes for the OP update @Hamplanet Fitness:

The announcement of Peetie going to be put to sleep was at the bottom of page 1363:

Sad news everyone. I thought this deserved a separate post.
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R.I.P Peetie. I hope his journey to the other side is peaceful. He was a good boy

His death was confirmed on the next page:

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Proof that transphobia kills Maybe she shouldn't have got into that slapfight with a terf last night.

I have lost a lot of kitties in my life, so I initially felt a pang of sympathy for Staph, but then I was slapped out of it with reminders that she abused him by picking his feet and over feeding him, so fuck her feelings. Run free, sweet little orange boy

Edit for update.
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I know everyone grieves differently, but...

The tributes came in solidly over pages 1364-1365, with some artwork throughout. The first one was by @Chromeo with a spiral paw print drawing that had a lot of meaning behind it.

I'm not a pagan, so forgive my ignorance, but I figured I'd go ahead and draw him something.
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It's a spiral in the shape of a cat paw with a single star in the center. Friedensreich Hundertwasser believed spirals symbolized life, death, creation, inevitability, and infinity. Carl Sagan says we are all made of starstuff, and the conservation of mass states matter cannot be created or destroyed, merely changed. As Peetie's time on Earth comes to its natural end, he has been changed and has now discovered what lies beyond our understanding. He has returned to the starstuff we all come from, and while Stephanie probably doesn't care half as much as this forum inexplicably does, I pray she and her family will be comforted knowing Peetie is once again part of the universe, in the loving arms of God, where he will be for all eternity.

@Meowzers then drew the following over the thread:

oh thank god i'm not the only one making Peetie memorial art. your words and design are beautiful
tablets out of commission but i had free time and scrap paper at work, colored pencils and gold paint makers. i don't have a scanner though. transphobia is everywhere
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tablet's all better, time for completed peetie memorial art
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i know we don't tip the cows round here but i wouldn't mind if this made its way to her tbh

@Flaming_Barghast drew this one:

Also my quick sketch for our boi
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Adding this adorable one by @Rod Sterling on page 1375.

The tributes continued for a few more pages. If I have missed any other art tributes, let me know and I will add them in.

 

[glass_houses]

All of you missed this one:

Bonus:

"I'm having a passionate affair with the Norse god, Loki."

New ghost god husband just dropped. Loki. Could she get anymore basic? Thankfully she had her uterus hacked out. That way she doesn't have to worry about giving birth to a bloody foal.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

All of you missed this one:


"I'm having a passionate affair with the Norse god, Loki."

New ghost god husband just dropped. Loki. Could she get anymore basic? Thankfully she had her uterus hacked out. That way she doesn't have to worry about giving birth to a bloody foal.

You must have missed her relationship posts from a month or two back, she's been fucking him on the reg for a while now. She said Loki turned into a snake and tried to fuck her (she wasn't into it and it confirmed to her she's not a zoo), also he then swallowed her (which confirmed she wasn't into vore). Your memory might have wiped it in trauma from reading those posts, I wouldn't blame you.

 

[glass_houses]

You must have missed her relationship posts from a month or two back, she's been fucking him on the reg for a while now. She said Loki turned into a snake and tried to fuck her (she wasn't into it and it confirmed to her she's not a zoo), also he then swallowed her (which confirmed she wasn't into vore). Your memory might have wiped it in trauma from reading those posts, I wouldn't blame you.

I would have read it when it was first posted, but I don't remember it. You may be right about the trauma related memory loss.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

I know she means “stress I don’t need” but it reads as “I don’t need bottom surgery” which is honestly so funny

You’re right, Staph, you don’t need it because you’re a cis woman.

edit:

Sure glad you told us off that the adoption was totally confirmed and happening and now it’s been almost a week and it hasn’t finished so : )

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Total boomer behaviour - judging the lives of her neighbours.

Guess despite working in social work that she doesn't know that a lot of new STD cases nowadays are from old people having unprotected sex with many other old people. Either way, a lot of them had or still have fulfilling relationshps with other people (including sexually). Also likely happier in general than Staph is as she screams at people about paraphilias and neogenders on Xitter.

I know how she described that, but I interpreted in a different way than she did. It sounded like her mom found the blanket and was sad to see that it was still covered with Peetie's fur. My heart broke when I read that, because, man, been there, and it's so hard. She then said her mom put it in her room, apparently without washing it. Staph reads this as "mom is preparing for the new cat." I read it as "mom is still really sad about Peetie."

Someone who wasn't a self-centered asshole might take this as meaning that mom needs more time to grieve, but it's Stephanie, so oh, well: tough man tits, mom.

This would actually make better sense. Especially considering that Mama Frigs's condition has been poor for a good while. She has a very limited time left on Earth and she has one less source of comfort now that Peetie is gone. Peetie was really her cat. Staph is so stupid and full of herself that she interpreted as her mom prepping the blanket for her hypothetical new cat that Mama would no doubt have to care for.

New ghost god husband just dropped. Loki. Could she get anymore basic?

Especially when "Loki" is almost always Marvel Loki because that's how the fangirls learned of his existence. Reminds me of when she suddenly started "worshipping" Paimon for five seconds due to Hereditary.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

I'd really like to know why she thinks she is somehow in danger of being targeted by cops/National Guard in NYC. She's a white lady who looks like she has Down's Syndrome. The only thing she's in danger of isbeing asked if she needs help finding her tardwrangler. I'm not usually one to jump to the defense of the police, but people keep getting stabbed, groped, and shoved in front of trains. She should talk to her therapist about her victim complex.

 

[gumshoe]

Here’s the context. On her private, absolutely zero interaction. She’s a beast lmfao. I’m waiting on those photos of her clitdick

Spoiler: tits

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How embarrassing must it be to post your tits online and get at least 30 views, but not a single interaction-- not even someone commenting out of shock. I'm honestly impressed by her lack of shame.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I can't really imagine her doing a good job on the application. They really grill you, and you have to be able to understand how they want you to answer. I don't mean you should lie, obviously, but there are answers they're looking for. They also want to hear about your concrete plans for the pet's needs.

I just don't see Staph being able to stick to the subject and answer questions like "how do you feel about declawing" or "under what circumstances would you surrender a pet" without wandering far off the topic and talking about her gender identities. The exchanges she shared from Craigslist were bizarre and demanding. It's no wonder those people ghosted her, even if they actually were trying to unload a cat. As with all things, she asks way too much and offers nothing in return . . .

. . . which is yet another reason she shouldn't have a pet. She'll exploit it for social media and pick at its paws, but she won't offer any support and care in return. The cat is only there to serve her and her needs, just like her family and everyone else in her life.

Q #1: Tell us why you want to adopt a cat."

A: "As a femme trans masc bxy* accused for years of animal abuse by evil trolls who are no match for my imaginary friend Norse god huzzbando #4 (I mean Loki, you ignorant fáviti) for whom I leave offerings of trash notes, authentic runic patches (see my Etsy store for more - they're on sale!), and stale Cheerios in my local Wood when I am striding through on my customary ramble, staff in hand and clad in my reluctantly modern garb and behatted as in seann amannan by a pork pie cap bedecked with pins proclaiming my 75 identities, I think your questions are offensive and discriminate against intersex aro kinkster zoo paraphiliacs, and I bet you want to see me die.

* Please see attachment A, my list of identities and their associated flags I designed. I recommend you print it out (it is approximately one hundred pages) in color and memorize it all unless you want me to blast you on a local billboard as the most anti-queer shelter in upstate New York south of Rochester and north of Westchester. Then get back to me when you're not being an uninformed moron.

Also, see attachment B, which is a letter of reference from "Jeff." Jeff is a very well-known man (and my kinky lover, on the astral plane), and he's not the kind of guy you want on your bad side, if you know what I mean and I think you do. He is also gentle and innocently childlike when we are engaging in vore experimentation, and if you weren't so bigoted you would know that. I'm so sick of the assumptions you people make.

Sincerely,
"Stephanie" (thanks for deadnaming me, hater) (aka @myparaphiliasareyournightmare, among other well-known handles; please be over 18 to follow, because I've had trouble there before)

PS, I'm not answering questions 2-10, because you're just trying to discriminate against ferns, because everyone knows ferns can't read. Or write.

PPS, when you approve me, I'm going to need you to bring the widdle beebee to me. Also please provide kattehus, litter pan (open top because I'm disabled in case you forgot, you cretinous bigot), along with the first three months' worth of kitty litter and Whiskas for da bitty kitteh, and if you don't mind (and you shouldn't unless you hate people with uneven legs or hairy stomachs, which you probably do), also bring two Double Quarter Pounder meals (upsize to large fries and Coke, 12 ketchup packets for each, please, and do not forget to include a lot of napkins (Jeff made such a mess last night!). Please keep it warm; my last fire rite blew up my kitchenette so I can't reheat, plus that is disgusting and I'd rather eat skin bits than cold Mickey D's).

PPPS, email ahead to schedule a time, because I might be in heavy congress with Jeff and Richard that day, and they get twitchy when interrupted; you'd regret that. If the apartment's rockin', don't come a-knockin'. Odin will also be standing guard, in case you have any funny ideas about an impromptu delivery."

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Lol, oh, my shit, I wrote all of that before reading the following page-and-a-half, and my parody isn't even parodic!

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

Loki is probably lying to her to get her hopes up or he has something planned for her that will be really funny for us.