Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

ETA: actually can't you reopen a case that was settled if you can prove it was made under duress, which Fat obviously would argue but that sounds like an utter bitch(tit) and a half for any lawyer even if there's evidence.

Maybe if you literally had a gun to your head or something. Or if it was obtained clearly by fraud. In general, though, no. You sign it, you live by it, and if you try to relitigate it you'll probably end up slapped with the other side's fees. For Rick, that would be a second time. But it doesn't matter because there was no settlement. He just outright lost, blew off the appeal, and then was forced to pay it in full. Quasi didn't settle for shit. He got his full pound of flesh (which Rick could easily spare).

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Mainstream lolcow commentator SmokeyMcC just released a video covering our favorite non-practicing author:

https://youtu.be/RFKF3XbpLcs

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He got his full pound of flesh (which Rick could easily spare).

Because Pat's fat?

 

[In the Sick of It]

Patrick is projecting his inner fantasies about turning the tables on Niki again.

Isn't there a photo of Rick with him sitting above Adrienne, with both ham hocks on her shoulders, and her between his bare legs because he wore shorts to a corny couples' photo shoot? I wish it were a bit easier to find things in this massive thread. It's almost as big as he is.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Mainstream lolcow commentator SmokeyMcC just released a video covering our favorite non-practicing author:

Dude, I was about to sleep. Whenever one of these mainstreamish videos about Pat comes out my face contorts into a grin and I go full CJ from San Andreas: "Shiiet, here we go again".

Also, Man of Pig is threatening to sue aleslie again.

I think he may have found some monopoly bills and is praying the clerk won't notice

 

[Post Reply]

Isn't there a photo of Rick with him sitting above Adrienne, with both ham hocks on her shoulders, and her between his bare legs because he wore shorts to a corny couples' photo shoot? I wish it were a bit easier to find things in this massive thread. It's almost as big as he is.

Snagged it from Owen A for you.

...positioned below her husband... a paternalistic hand on her shoulder, keeping her down.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

The reaction really needs its little hand moved to the fatrick position

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Links?

Also, the best book that Pat paid to have ghostwritten, The Ark, is not at all original; there is a book from 08 call the The Ark that's about an Ark spaceship. There are like 10 other books with the title The Ark.

His book Starship Repo was definitely ghostwritten by someone different, though I will concede that fatty did probably write 2-3 pages worth of that book. Doubtful someone from India has TDS.

I wouldn't say ghostwritten as much as copied from other books and "paraphrased".

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Mainstream lolcow commentator SmokeyMcC just released a video covering our favorite non-practicing author:

https://youtu.be/RFKF3XbpLcs

Damnit, the dude got a lot wrong. Called BDA, Quasi.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Dude, I was about to sleep. Whenever one of these mainstreamish videos about Pat comes out my face contorts into a grin and I go full CJ from San Andreas: "Shiiet, here we go again".

Also, Man of Pig is threatening to sue aleslie again.
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I think he may have found some monopoly bills and is praying the clerk won't notice

Seems she get more engagement than he does. What will Patrick do when they like button goes away? Head back to Reddit and home the pests don't return?

Damnit, the dude got a lot wrong. Called BDA, Quasi.

Watched it, I'd rate it 2.75/5. Felt like they didn't do a lot of research or make a script for the video.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Mainstream lolcow commentator SmokeyMcC just released a video covering our favorite non-practicing author:

Felony making a decent overview video, Smokey McChild. Enjoy many thousands of years in prison for your transgressions against St. Fatrick of Milwaukee, PBUH (pepperoni be upon him).

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Fertig. Free to use as you please. I recommend turning the volume down to 50% for safety.
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"the stalker children have no creativity" Patrick clearly doesn't know who he's the muse for.
:-))))

 

[Booby Jones]

Dude, I was about to sleep. Whenever one of these mainstreamish videos about Pat comes out my face contorts into a grin and I go full CJ from San Andreas: "Shiiet, here we go again".

Also, Man of Pig is threatening to sue aleslie again.
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I think he may have found some monopoly bills and is praying the clerk won't notice

Why does he insist on always letting everyone know it's his LITTLE brother, child. Is this really some sort of ego thing with him? I just call my brother my brother since we're both adults.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

Mainstream lolcow content creator smokeymcc made a video about Fatrick (albeit with some errors like mistaken quasi and that restraining order lolsuit)
Fat Rick spared no time respond with faggotry and start childing patposters

 

[An automatic clown]

Seethe, piggie, seethe in your 8x6 soon

 

[Pedophobe]

A banner inserted in between every post saying something like:
"Attention: Patrick S. Tomlinson, the subject of this thread, is a fat faggot with bitch tits. Please remember this at all times as you read and post in this thread."

Some objects are so colossal they become ubiquitous. Their very vastness makes them impossible to consciously distinguish from the world beneath them.

 

[aTalker Texas Ranger]

It's fall-back daylight savings time and therefore now nearly 5 AM, but I just wanted to say:

"Patrick S. Tomlinson not only rapes black babies every other day but he also is a fat homo retard with bitch tits and an ugly dyke as a wife."

There we go, now I can rest easy and drift into dreamland.

Thanks for all the laughs, fellow felony stlakers.

It's fall-back daylight savings time and therefore now nearly 5 AM, but I just wanted to say:

"Patrick S. Tomlinson not only rapes black babies every other day but he also is a fat homo retard with bitch tits and an ugly dyke as a wife."

There we go, now I can rest easy and drift into dreamland.

Thanks for all the laughs, fellow felony stlakers.

Put that in your next LOLsuit, you fat fucking faggot, Patrick, we know you read this thread.

Seethe, piggie, seethe in your 8x6 soon

8x6 is being pretty optimistic for a cell to hold the Milwaukee Mammoth.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Check out this bitch. By all accounts, she has everything to be Pat's soulmate.

Into food (aka fat), knows all about the Law, Art (a writer?), and loves politics:


Hates Trump and Kyle Rittenhouse with a passion. Says Putin owns the GOP:



She even mocks others exactly like Pat does:


A match made in heaven, right? Pat won't ever find another person as aligned with himself as this one... Right?

The cuntiest, most unlovable man on Earth.

 

[grey area]

Snagged it from Owen A for you.
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Pat with a goatee is all kinds of fucked up. Adrienne's internal monologue is one of abject terror, if her feigned expression is anything to go by. Fortunately, she escaped the grinder.

 

[TurboNAS]

The Ark was more of a technological spy whodunnit conspiracy thriller with a bit of romance and sportsball. They do not FEEL like they are written by the same person. They do not READ like they were written by the same person. This is even more so when you read Starship Repo;

I appreciate your analysis but there’s loads of dumb moments in Starship Repo like the Amazon reviews for hackers and a trans space crab plus the Plonald Flumpf robot (that actually is a good and effective character) to make me believe that Patrick wrote it.

You’re not wrong that the tone of the two books is very different. I haven’t read the second and third Ark books so I’m only familiar with the later trilogy and they all clunk along in a way that makes me think they’re the work of our little piggie.

Still, your point is well taken about how you can find a ghostwriter off the modest profits of average books and come out ahead by volume of publications. I think Patrick’s years long dry spell since his last book may indicate he has no ongoing GW relationship or that he’s stubborn and is going to definitely write this tiny Tim book all by himself like a big boy.

Pat wrote his fanfic to "improve on" Hitch hikers Guide to the Galaxy, (he can do better than Douglas Adams child) but it was such a hunk of shit that Angry Robots didnt want it.

That’s an interesting idea, that the starship repo stuff was written earlier. It would be interesting to see his files and notes to learn the actual start dates for these stories.