Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Wow, there's something wrong with him for sure.

He's just worn out and exhausted from FUCKING THE DOGSHIT OUTTA YOUR MOM
DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE

 

[Kees H]

Austin is broke as fuck, needs money, and he just lost 500 bucks. Why isn't Hi-Lo squirting bro? Why is it in rob mode? Why is it such a troll bro? Dude.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Honestly I would rather watch Austin then Asmongold,Ludwig,Hasan,Pokemne or any of the zoomer streamers

 

[HexFag]

Honestly I would rather watch Austin then Asmongold,Ludwig,Hasan,Pokemne or any of the zoomer streamers

BossmanJack is unironically the most positive endorsement Kick has ever had. I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing but it's still better than Twitch.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Say what you will about online casinos and the harm they might do, but they're as close to selling honest poison as pretty much any vice that's for sale today. Austin is a degenerate gambler who is constantly broke no matter how much money he's given, and he routinely has meltdowns live on cam. If you watch that shit and still decide to use their service, you know exactly what you might be getting into.

 

[AnOminous]

Say what you will about online casinos and the harm they might do, but they're as close to selling honest poison as pretty much any vice that's for sale today. Austin is a degenerate gambler who is constantly broke no matter how much money he's given, and he routinely has meltdowns live on cam. If you watch that shit and still decide to use their service, you know exactly what you might be getting into.

I'm going from zero to hero baby. I'm up to nearly $50 just from gamba on the $1 daily. I'll update at $100. Mostly the same games as BMJ too. Mainly Plinko.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Paranoia + anger + annoyance + really good crack, even he recognizes at the end of the clip he's really fucking tweaking and has to take a break.

I don't really follow BMJ but just by that clip i concur with your observation that he's hitting a major tweaker peak right that second, it's exactly like when you got some major league product and weren't expecting it, dosing it like you would bog-standard gear and then it hits you all at once. Would've never picked him as a crackhead just from that video, total tweaker behaviour.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I don't really follow BMJ but just by that clip i concur with your observation that he's hitting a major tweaker peak right that second, it's exactly like when you got some major league product and weren't expecting it, dosing it like you would bog-standard gear and then it hits you all at once.

That reminds me there have been a couple times in the past where he gets much higher quality weed than normal and starts freaking out, clips have been posted somewhere deep itt. I think usually Derrick hooks him up with not the best stuff and Austin can't handle anything actually good.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Rageman Jack - For the creatives types...

Spoiler: inspired by

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

The grayjay kick plugin is not working any more. What am I going to do? I can't watch bossman no more. It's so fucking over, dood.

 

[Kees H]

Austin "records" his "YouTube intro" live on stream, to make that schweet YouTube cheddah (that due to the nigger rap will go to the nigger rapping over his YouTube intro, but okay).

 

[Rungle]

Austin "records" his "YouTube intro" live on stream, to make that schweet YouTube cheddah (that due to the nigger rap will go to the nigger rapping over his YouTube intro, but okay).

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He speaks like a Sam Hyde skit

 

[Punished Neco]

There's been debate in the past week of what the magical Cecil looks like.
Cecil being the Stake employee that Eddie personally pays to monitor Bossman's streams.

Most of us think that a Random Number Generator (RNG) is just a bit of software/code that determines the outcome of a bet.

But really experienced gamblers like Bossman, know that in reality it is a small man called Cecil, who watches the betting screen and decides whether to award a win or a loss.

Some have speculated that Cecil is a Pajeet, this is who I imagine Cecil to be, a socially awkward 40 year old with glasses who has a soft spot at heart, this is because a pajeet wouldn't allow Bossman to win at all, which is part of the lore as described in the OP:

Cecil is at heart a positive person, and if you seem to be projecting positivity and "good vibes" he is also more likely to let you win.

'Yes Eddie, you want me to flip the switch?'

 

[The Punished Mitch]

There's been debate in the past week of what the magical Cecil looks like.
Cecil being the Stake employee that Eddie personally pays to monitor Bossman's streams.


Some have speculated that Cecil is a Pajeet, this is who I imagine Cecil to be, a socially awkward 40 year old with glasses who has a soft spot at heart, this is because a pajeet wouldn't allow Bossman to win at all, which is part of the lore as described in the OP:


'Yes Eddie, you want me to flip the switch?'
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Getting paid to watch Bossman content would come in as a close second to professional puppy handler as far as dream jobs go.

 

[Kees H]

Stake takes everything again, dude. This is so sad. Fuck Stake. Austin calls out the nigga who send him his juice, and tells him that he should juice if he wants to comment on the gamba sesh . His crackhead brain already forgot he got juiced by this person.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Honestly I would rather watch Austin then Asmongold,Ludwig,Hasan,Pokemne or any of the zoomer streamers

Every single one of them is a snake who loves getting into psuedo-gay ops when not live, and will flip flop on their argument depending on which answer gives them money from dents
Bossman just wants to smoke crack and gamba. As degenerate as he is, watching Austin is, as a whole, a purer experience

 

[DUSTERHUFFER561]

Long time lurker, I'm wondering why Austin prefers cocaine over drugs like meth. If his only objective is to stay up to gamble as much as he physically can then it would be much easier to do with meth. I have also never heard of anyone combining cocaine with weed, sounds like the worst of both worlds (extreme paranoia bordering on psychosis). All the drugs he uses (nicotine, cocaine, weed) last a pretty short amount and need to be redosed a gazillion times. Austin needs to stop playing with that pussy cocaine shit, and get on that ice. Damn that crystal nice!

 

[Kees H]

Austin gets felted again, he hates his life, and now the hostess is going to get abused (which we couldn't see, but the angry typing is not a good sign) to fix this shit bruh. And the one fucking time he DOESN'T cover 0, 0 FUCKING HITS BRO. SO UNFAIR.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

Entire stream that just happened minus the 4 mins intro. Just 1 min of banter, 1 min of gamba, and felted again . Going to do something stupid again, apparently (but he just went live again, so I am starting to think the "something stupid" is going live and getting felted again).

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[DownSyzePotato]

There's been debate in the past week of what the magical Cecil looks like.
Cecil being the Stake employee that Eddie personally pays to monitor Bossman's streams.


Some have speculated that Cecil is a Pajeet, this is who I imagine Cecil to be, a socially awkward 40 year old with glasses who has a soft spot at heart, this is because a pajeet wouldn't allow Bossman to win at all, which is part of the lore as described in the OP:


'Yes Eddie, you want me to flip the switch?'
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That's exactly what i imagined Cecil would look like. Perfect.