Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[MirnaMinkoff]

Long time lurker, I'm wondering why Austin prefers cocaine over drugs like meth. If his only objective is to stay up to gamble as much as he physically can then it would be much easier to do with meth. I have also never heard of anyone combining cocaine with weed, sounds like the worst of both worlds (extreme paranoia bordering on psychosis). All the drugs he uses (nicotine, cocaine, weed) last a pretty short amount and need to be redosed a gazillion times. Austin needs to stop playing with that pussy cocaine shit, and get on that ice. Damn that crystal nice!

Actually cocaine and weed used to be a pretty popular combo back in the 80’s. Lacing joints with coke was a common party favor.

It seems like a bad combo to me but I think it depends on your brain chemistry. If you like weed it probably takes the edge off all the crack smoking and is cheaper than benzos.

I agree with the meth thing. I was really shocked crack was his drug of choice since it’s so short lived. Smoking meth makes way more sense, but if there’s one thing BMJ lacks it’s logic. It’s just hard to stream and binge on crack, both demand constant re-ups.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I agree with the meth thing. I was really shocked crack was his drug of choice since it’s so short lived. Smoking meth makes way more sense, but if there’s one thing BMJ lacks it’s logic. It’s just hard to stream and binge on crack, both demand constant re-ups.

Bossman got his introduction to the dirtbag lifestyle boosting shit out of cars with black kids his own age. I'm not surprised he gravitated to black people/city street drugs rather than white trash/rural street drugs.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Bossman got his introduction to the dirtbag lifestyle boosting shit out of cars with black kids his own age. I'm not surprised he gravitated to black people/city street drugs rather than white trash/rural street drugs.

Even Bossmans drug choices prove that he is spiritually black

 

[Very Honest Content]

EDIT: Austin just bought another 1200+ USD gold coin.

The clip is literally him shopping a Canadian coin. $2,186 price or so plus spot per ounce of gold yesterday, so if the address only spit out $1.4k or thereabout, it's another half ounce coin plus a spot fee.

 

[Hugh Mungus]

Fun Fact: Shrieking the word "stop" at your monitor whilst losing 3k per second will not infact, stop the losses.

 

[AnOminous]

I agree with the meth thing. I was really shocked crack was his drug of choice since it’s so short lived. Smoking meth makes way more sense, but if there’s one thing BMJ lacks it’s logic. It’s just hard to stream and binge on crack, both demand constant re-ups.

He's using gamba as a sort of drug substitute so I don't think he needs to re-up while he's on a run.

 

[break these cuffs]

Fun Fact: Shrieking the word "stop" at your monitor whilst losing 3k per second will not infact, stop the losses.

Yeah, but maybe, just maybe one day the guy Eddie has in the switch will grow a heart and lift a finger to help.

 

[Juhlonduss]

He's using gamba as a sort of drug substitute so I don't think he needs to re-up while he's on a run.

What are you talking about? He throws up the afk screen to accept crack deliveries and/or smoke more crack all the time. Crack deliveries are easy to spot, he gets a phone call and then leaves the stream for like 20 minutes, and quick crackerooski breaks are usually prefaced by "hold on a sec guys, I'm gonna go get something to drink". He used to say "go make some coffee" before going to smoke crack, but people started noticing he'd never come back with a mug. The crack breaks tend to happen every 20-30 minutes, sometimes longer if he's on a hot streak.

 

[AnOminous]

The crack breaks tend to happen every 20-30 minutes, sometimes longer if he's on a hot streak.

That's more or less what I said. Crackheads CONSTANTLY smoke crack, not taking an hour or so. In 10 minutes max it's over.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He's using gamba as a sort of drug substitute so I don't think he needs to re-up while he's on a run.

I honestly think the gambling distracts him enough that he can go much longer in tween hitting that crack pipe than typical crackheads.

That's more or less what I said. Crackheads CONSTANTLY smoke crack, not taking an hour or so. In 10 minutes max it's over.

They are loading up a new rock every two minutes and smoke it non-stop till they are on the floor ghostbusting pieces of drywall to smoke.

Austin resists doing this while streaming. He seems to take 20 min breaks between his rock smoking sesh which is very unusual for a crackhead. The weed probably helps but I think it’s the stronger addiction to the next button click that wins out over crack hits…at least for awhile.

I think this is also why he makes big stupid bets, losing 8k in three minutes. He needs to hurry up and get to zero so he can rage quit the stream and go smoke the rest of his crack.

I think getting impatient to go smoke his crack is the reason behind his retarded $1k spins sometimes. This is when the crack hunger wins over the gamba. He knows he’s going to lose so wants to just hurry the fuck up so he can smoke the rest of the rock he’s got.

 

[BMJ Kosher]

Since we're on the topic of crack, here's a blast from the past, four minutes of pure crack delight:

Spoiler: massive gifs:

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

I want to record his max balance every stream and calculate what his net worth would be if he just depo'd it instead of inevitably losing it all.

He'd be a millionaire by end of year, right? I know he doesn't hit $10k + every sesh, but he gets close often enough.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

I want to record his max balance every stream and calculate what his net worth would be if he just depo'd it instead of inevitably losing it all.

He'd be a millionaire by end of year, right? I know he doesn't hit $10k + every sesh, but he gets close often enough.

If he withdrew at the peak (which is impossible to know when that will be) and played perfectly for a year then yeah could be a million because you would beat the casino which is impossible due to the amount of time he spends gambling. Juicers + Kick Check + Kick Subs + Stake Sponsor ≈ 750,000. Take off Eddie's house edge then he would be left with around 700k a year.

 

[Kees H]

Austin gets a little bit distracted by talking about his Meemaw (the topic is having kids when you are young, his grandmother was a teenage mom apparently). He can barely focus on the slot.

Spoiler: Full screen with slot

The crackerooni is hitting, Austin is tardraging at slots again. Lets fucking go.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH BODY ARMOR, NOW MOUNTAIN DEW IS MY FAVORITE GOYSLOP DRINK

Austin got some guy to kiss a ketchup bottle on Monkey for a 500 dollar juicer. Austin gets impatient, or scammed on the juicer (not clear yet) and gets bummed out. He promised the kid 100 bucks and can't afford it now . The juicer, coolersgelato, got banned. Another scorned lover.

Juicer Gabe comes to saves the day, and will juice him if he can make it happen again, and Austin asks this Bri'ish nigga if they have ketchup in England

At the request of some people in Sneedchat, some retarded Bri'ish guy ate a rabbit turd live on BMJ's stream.

Spoiler: NSFL, bri'ish guy eating shit

Coolersgelato got unbanned after the juicer arrived way too late in Austin's opinion, and got pissed at Austin for shitting all over him for having a little trouble sending the juicer. He got banned after this again for talking shit about BossmanJack.

 

[CookieCruncher]

If I had a nickel for every time I've seen shit eaten/licked for juice from the Bossmans community, I'd have 2 nickels. Not much, but weird to see it happen twice.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

At the request of some people in Sneedchat, some retarded Bri'ish guy ate a rabbit turd live on BMJ's stream.

My day today started with a video where a guy was shitting on a diner plate and my day is ending with a video where a guy is eating bunny shit. Thanks Kiwi Farms.

 

[Lord Cat Tree Stump]

My day today started with a video where a guy was shitting on a diner plate and my day is ending with a video where a guy is eating bunny shit. Thanks Kiwi Farms.

Very rarely is it a dull day on the farms. I think I’m going to move to a cabin in the woods with no internet to avoid lowering my opinion of humanity further.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Bossman's child like joy at watching a British man eat a rabbit turd has brightened my day.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

I have no Keno Kasino chat and I must

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

My man is doing 20 dollars crypto transactions when gas is like $9 a pop