Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[eatler]

You don't need multiple dozens of the real thing to tell whether you've nailed an imitation recipe.

Unless you really really suck at cooking. Thankfully we watch a professional chef who cooks it right the first time.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Those were clearly normal peeps though, and the fat fuck had EIGHT FUCKING DOZEN OF THEM. You don't need multiple dozens of the real thing to tell whether you've nailed an imitation recipe.

I went on a tourist trap fanboat ride once and the guide threw Peeps onto the water. The alligators would swim up, open their big jaws, and snap up a Peep.

There are a lot of articles online about why you shouldn't feed alligators marshmallows in the wild, so I guess it's a common trick. Expired Peeps were probably cheaper.

 

[AltisticRight]

I can't imagine what mr. carnivore needs eight dozen sugar-coated marshmallows for. The chick peeps are sold in packages of 5, 10, or 15. The bunnies are sold in packages of 4, 8, or 12.

Each peep is around 0.3 oz or 8.5 grams, some quick napkin math suggests that's 1.8 pounds / 0.8 kg of peeps. That's a fucking lot of peeps.

For perspective, it'd be enough marshmallows for nearly a triple batch of Rice Krispies treats (it calls for one 10 oz. bag of marshmallows).

And you know jack goes for the biggest packages, this means a dozen.
A dozen each for the biggest package.
Fat fucking pig.

 

[lindsayfan]

since seasonal peepmania is running wild, what do we think jack is doing with the peeps? they're on baking trays; is he toasting them for some purpose? here are my theories:

• peep smores with carnivore graham cracker and a square of carnivore chocolate
• a layer of peeps, a family-sized jar of Ragu, and two bags of shreddy cheese: lasagna!
• twelve hours in the smoker for festive pulpeeps
• peeps in the crockpot with two IPAs and two chocolate bars for "dessert chili"
• after softening in the oven, jack uses his one working hand to take big sticky fistfuls and jam them in his mouth

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

CATFISH HOUSE (STEAK WARS #1)
(03/13/2024)

Original:

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Is the yellow stuff on jack's steak really butter? I feel like it would be more melted than that if it was real butter. The only explanation I can think of is the steak is cold or it's some sort of blend mixed with margarine.

 

[densedance]

ANGY

 

[Kosher Salt]

ANGY

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Nicest guy on YouTube.

Of course fatty doesn't have to worry about spelling. If mush mouth's voice to text fucks up, it'll just insert the wrong damn word entirely.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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step right up, ladies and gentlechristians, form an orderly line, there's enough HUNDRED DOLLAR 32" square digital prints of an ai-generated cheeseburge for everyone. you'll want several, of course, at least one per room-- buy in bulk to save on shipping!

with our "first try" lazily uncanny a.i. nonsense on your walls, your home can be one step closer to looking like an "I'm on Observation Duty" setting. Order quickly, the purveyor could stroke out at any time!

AI-generated "art" always looks so uniquely fake and shitty. About the only things it's useful for are to rip off kids who want to see Willy Wonka and to make fresh racist and anti-Jewish memes.

 

[Enig]

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step right up, ladies and gentlechristians, form an orderly line, there's enough HUNDRED DOLLAR 32" square digital prints of an ai-generated cheeseburge for everyone. you'll want several, of course, at least one per room-- buy in bulk to save on shipping!

with our "first try" lazily uncanny a.i. nonsense on your walls, your home can be one step closer to looking like an "I'm on Observation Duty" setting. Order quickly, the purveyor could stroke out at any time!

Same energy

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

ANGY

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Is Jack even in the minimal shape required to use a gym at this point? He can't stand much, he doesn't breathe well, he can barely carry the weight he has, and being one armed really limits the rest. He needs to just walk, maybe get a stationary bike, but he's probably got a really short runway of benefits down there before he hits the limits of the rest of his failing body.

You can get a cheap stationary bike for a couple hundred bucks, and you can plop your ass in front of a TV. Its basically perfect for the lazy, busy, and fatasses.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Is Jack even in the minimal shape required to use a gym at this point? He can't stand much, he doesn't breathe well, he can barely carry the weight he has, and being one armed really limits the rest. He needs to just walk, maybe get a stationary bike, but he's probably got a really short runway of benefits down there before he hits the limits of the rest of his failing body.

You can get a cheap stationary bike for a couple hundred bucks, and you can plop your ass in front of a TV. Its basically perfect for the lazy, busy, and fatasses.

Honestly I think almost any trainer would tell him that he needs a specific rehab/therapy/real dietary change regimen wayyyy before he just drops into any run of the mill gym. I do agree that him getting one of those really basic bikes might be a good choice (that he won't use of course).

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Same energy
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I wonder whatever happened to JustinRPG. His mom was pretty hot back in the day

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Move over Wendy's Dubbel Beggin Burpin' Cheeze Booger, this one REALLY has Jagoff's fat bowling ball gut written all over it

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Oh that looks absolutely vile. And totally something that Fatty would eat because KHARNOVORE.

Is Jack even in the minimal shape required to use a gym at this point? He can't stand much, he doesn't breathe well, he can barely carry the weight he has, and being one armed really limits the rest. He needs to just walk, maybe get a stationary bike, but he's probably got a really short runway of benefits down there before he hits the limits of the rest of his failing body.

You can get a cheap stationary bike for a couple hundred bucks, and you can plop your ass in front of a TV. Its basically perfect for the lazy, busy, and fatasses.

He probably goes with Hammy to Planet Fatness and just stays by the buffet table and eats pizza and bagels while Jim Traynor takes her into the back room to work on her in private.

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack wouldn't go to the gym and I bet like the homosexual he is he would use excuses lazy women use they don't want to get "buff" because a 115 lb female touching a kettlebell turns her into John Cena's body double.

Man that steak video was sad. By sad I mean all around aside jacks suffering that was a high point. You can almost tell how mad he is having to keep the lie up both as in waiting 3 seconds to gorge on okra and biscuits but not being able to share it on camera. Sadly a high point on his life is showing himself eat like a pig. He's so smug and proud of himself eating enough cole slaw to feed 7. Having to hide it bothers him.

Dunno how much cheaper his area is but Mrs basso and I spent more on our Monday steak treat from the butcher than they did going out. Thank you bit coin.

Jack claiming the best steak from a chain, this eye tal yuon probably thinks olive garden is better then Naples. Fucking goy slop pig.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Rob's new video is a redo of Party Cheese Salad and features a comment taken directly from this thread.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Rob's new video is a redo of Party Cheese Salad and features a comment taken directly from this thread.

Also, instead of doing an exact re-do, he adjusts the recipe to try to make something that's actually edible this time (leaves out the vegetables, for example).

 

[Freedom Fighter]

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Rob's new video is a redo of Party Cheese Salad and features a comment taken directly from this thread.

Rob, you fucking legend

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Rob is amazing but I hope he didn't fly too close to the sun there

 

[eatler]

Wow even @atoi got a kind of shout out in the video.

I will have to also give robs a try now. I would probably have to substitute pumpkin seeds or something because I’m allergic to cashews. This is one of the few times that someone put lipstick on a bulldog and it made it look more appetizing.

Rob is amazing but I hope he didn't fly too close to the sun there

how so?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

how so?

showing a screenshot from here.

The video was awesome and showcased how he will admit his mistakes and own them, while rectifying them by making the recipe better.