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Unless you really really suck at cooking. Thankfully we watch a professional chef who cooks it right the first time.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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I went on a tourist trap fanboat ride once and the guide threw Peeps onto the water. The alligators would swim up, open their big jaws, and snap up a Peep.
There are a lot of articles online about why you shouldn't feed alligators marshmallows in the wild, so I guess it's a common trick. Expired Peeps were probably cheaper.
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And you know jack goes for the biggest packages, this means a dozen.
A dozen each for the biggest package.
Fat fucking pig.
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since seasonal peepmania is running wild, what do we think jack is doing with the peeps? they're on baking trays; is he toasting them for some purpose? here are my theories:
- peep smores with carnivore graham cracker and a square of carnivore chocolate
- a layer of peeps, a family-sized jar of Ragu, and two bags of shreddy cheese: lasagna!
- twelve hours in the smoker for festive pulpeeps
- peeps in the crockpot with two IPAs and two chocolate bars for "dessert chili"
- after softening in the oven, jack uses his one working hand to take big sticky fistfuls and jam them in his mouth
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Is the yellow stuff on jack's steak really butter? I feel like it would be more melted than that if it was real butter. The only explanation I can think of is the steak is cold or it's some sort of blend mixed with margarine.
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Nicest guy on YouTube.
Of course fatty doesn't have to worry about spelling. If mush mouth's voice to text fucks up, it'll just insert the wrong damn word entirely.
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AI-generated "art" always looks so uniquely fake and shitty. About the only things it's useful for are to rip off kids who want to see Willy Wonka and to make fresh racist and anti-Jewish memes.
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Is Jack even in the minimal shape required to use a gym at this point? He can't stand much, he doesn't breathe well, he can barely carry the weight he has, and being one armed really limits the rest. He needs to just walk, maybe get a stationary bike, but he's probably got a really short runway of benefits down there before he hits the limits of the rest of his failing body.
You can get a cheap stationary bike for a couple hundred bucks, and you can plop your ass in front of a TV. Its basically perfect for the lazy, busy, and fatasses.
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Honestly I think almost any trainer would tell him that he needs a specific rehab/therapy/real dietary change regimen wayyyy before he just drops into any run of the mill gym. I do agree that him getting one of those really basic bikes might be a good choice (that he won't use of course).
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I wonder whatever happened to JustinRPG. His mom was pretty hot back in the day
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Oh that looks absolutely vile. And totally something that Fatty would eat because KHARNOVORE.
He probably goes with Hammy to Planet Fatness and just stays by the buffet table and eats pizza and bagels while Jim Traynor takes her into the back room to work on her in private.
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Jack wouldn't go to the gym and I bet like the homosexual he is he would use excuses lazy women use they don't want to get "buff" because a 115 lb female touching a kettlebell turns her into John Cena's body double.
Man that steak video was sad. By sad I mean all around aside jacks suffering that was a high point. You can almost tell how mad he is having to keep the lie up both as in waiting 3 seconds to gorge on okra and biscuits but not being able to share it on camera. Sadly a high point on his life is showing himself eat like a pig. He's so smug and proud of himself eating enough cole slaw to feed 7. Having to hide it bothers him.
Dunno how much cheaper his area is but Mrs basso and I spent more on our Monday steak treat from the butcher than they did going out. Thank you bit coin.
Jack claiming the best steak from a chain, this eye tal yuon probably thinks olive garden is better then Naples. Fucking goy slop pig.
Man that steak video was sad. By sad I mean all around aside jacks suffering that was a high point. You can almost tell how mad he is having to keep the lie up both as in waiting 3 seconds to gorge on okra and biscuits but not being able to share it on camera. Sadly a high point on his life is showing himself eat like a pig. He's so smug and proud of himself eating enough cole slaw to feed 7. Having to hide it bothers him.
Dunno how much cheaper his area is but Mrs basso and I spent more on our Monday steak treat from the butcher than they did going out. Thank you bit coin.
Jack claiming the best steak from a chain, this eye tal yuon probably thinks olive garden is better then Naples. Fucking goy slop pig.
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Rob's new video is a redo of Party Cheese Salad and features a comment taken directly from this thread.
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Also, instead of doing an exact re-do, he adjusts the recipe to try to make something that's actually edible this time (leaves out the vegetables, for example).
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Rob, you fucking legend
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Rob is amazing but I hope he didn't fly too close to the sun there
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Wow even @atoi got a kind of shout out in the video.
I will have to also give robs a try now. I would probably have to substitute pumpkin seeds or something because I’m allergic to cashews. This is one of the few times that someone put lipstick on a bulldog and it made it look more appetizing.
I will have to also give robs a try now. I would probably have to substitute pumpkin seeds or something because I’m allergic to cashews. This is one of the few times that someone put lipstick on a bulldog and it made it look more appetizing.
how so?
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showing a screenshot from here.
The video was awesome and showcased how he will admit his mistakes and own them, while rectifying them by making the recipe better.