Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kosher Salt]

I will have to also give robs a try now. I would probably have to substitute pumpkin seeds or something because I’m allergic to cashews.

He used pecans.

 

[Sonic T]

I think mush brain is too mush to notice the screenshot. I loved seeing it so much that I had to rewind and make sure I saw what I did. Rob knows how to talk to Jack, you have to speak like a subdued and docile individual who would never be a threat to him in either way, whether it means being more popular on YouTube, or smarter than him, or a better cook than him. Mush loves talking down to people like he already knows everything that they don't.

Rob, you fucking rule

 

[Super Hans v2]

showing a screenshot from here.

He called out @Pig Cups and @rubytintedchix by name in the past. Rob's one of us, even if just a lurker.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

He called out @Pig Cups and @rubytintedchix by name in the past. Rob's one of us, even if just a lurker.

Can't Help It.

 

[Adamska]

since seasonal peepmania is running wild, what do we think jack is doing with the peeps? they're on baking trays; is he toasting them for some purpose? here are my theories:

• peep smores with carnivore graham cracker and a square of carnivore chocolate
• a layer of peeps, a family-sized jar of Ragu, and two bags of shreddy cheese: lasagna!
• twelve hours in the smoker for festive pulpeeps
• peeps in the crockpot with two IPAs and two chocolate bars for "dessert chili"
• after softening in the oven, jack uses his one working hand to take big sticky fistfuls and jam them in his mouth

It could be an attempt to make Marshmallow bark, a type of festive treat you can make with things like peeps. It'd also allow him to pig out on white chocolate, which seems to be his favorite type of them. If it's the "diet" idea, it's going to be sugar free peeps and that almond substitute.

But My guess is that he's just wanting to make his own as an excuse to glutton out on shurgrrr because he's going to use Easter as an excuse to cheat on his diet.

 

[AnOminous]

Rob's new video is a redo of Party Cheese Salad and features a comment taken directly from this thread.

Well that takes some balls. This dude is totally the anti-Jack. He's always nice, never rude, actually understands how flavors complement each other, etc. And he made that horrible recipe into something that looks at least semi-edible. I think I might rip off the crushed pecan pie crust thing next time I make a cheesecake.

Oh and also it just finally sunk in that he made another subtle dig about keto.

 

[Aunt Carol]

he's going to use Easter as an excuse to cheat on his diet.

Man, it'd be so easy not to.

Binging on hard-boiled eggs and ham, talking about Jesus: Easter barely needs any modding to be the perfect Jack holiday.

 

[rubytintedchix]

New numbers.

Spoiler: Liar, Liar

 

[Gulls on Film]

New numbers.

Spoiler: Liar, Liar

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He's losing one pound per month(most likely in dead arm mass). Truly this is the miracle diet that BIG VEGETABLE doesn't want us to know about.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

He's losing one pound per month(most likely in dead arm mass). Truly this is the miracle diet that BIG VEGETABLE doesn't want us to know about.

He'd probably shed a good 30 pounds in a month eating three courses of Rob's Mostly-Cheeseless Party Cheese Salad instead of his usual meals.

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

Jack's new store is already making big money!



Was it one of you buying the brisket canvas?

 

[eatler]

Was it one of you buying the perfect brisket canvas?

*Sniff* *coof* you forgot the perfect, you wouldn’t want any ole’ brisket hanging on your wall so you?

 

[Tiresome]

Jack's new store is already making big money!

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Was it one of you buying the brisket canvas?

It's the one person who bought Jack's shitty PDF cookbook, now unavailable, so they could leak it here.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Rob's new video is a redo of Party Cheese Salad and features a comment taken directly from this thread.

There you go. Rob's one of us.

Rob you are a fucking legend and we salute you!

He's losing one pound per month(most likely in dead arm mass). Truly this is the miracle diet that BIG VEGETABLE doesn't want us to know about.

He should be losing a pound a week or more with his girth.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's the one person who bought Jack's shitty PDF cookbook, now unavailable, so they could leak it here.

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he only had quantity one listed for a PDF cookbook.
How incompetent is this fat slob?

That store logo appears to be AI generated. I put it in google and all I got were "AI generated dolphin, free vector image".

 

[Aunt Carol]

That store logo appears to be AI generated. I put it in google and all I got were "AI generated dolphin, free vector image".

I want to know more about Dilly Dolphin; for a guy who names things "Give Me Noun," that's so specific. Clearly there was a brainstorming meeting, a list of alternate names. Have the Scalfanis figured out Dilly's personality and notes on his representation? Color swatches filed so later art can be consistent?

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

"Quality blew me away" . That looks like every low budget 3XL t shirt I have ever seen. The coloring is ugly and cheap looking.

 

[Super Hans v2]

He should be losing a pound a week or more with his girth.

At his fatness and exertion level, Jack could eat nothing but multivitamins and sawdust to curb the hunger pains and be good until mid-2027.

 

[Guntanator]

Are we surprised jack has resorted to using AI art for his merch? It's easy to talk to the app with his phone and he doesn't have to use his stroke brain to decipher shape and colour.
Rob keeps subtle mentioning this thread, I wonder what the end game is. I would love to get some insight on their in person meeting. I saw the video Rob gave us of Jack gimping around but I'd like to know if he was an insufferable jerk irl with his "fan". I wonder if he talked about the Mega church or jr at all.

 

[eatler]

Are we surprised jack has resorted to using AI art for his merch? It's easy to talk to the app with his phone and he doesn't have to use his stroke brain to decipher shape and colour.

Not surprised just disappointed. I’m more so surprised that the weird FB character wasn’t used more in more of his stuff.