Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Devious Dave]

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Very cool image mind if I save it

 

[daffodils]

Is he? I haven't been checking but his view count on there is anemic as it's ever been.

He was, and it gave him better than average live viewer numbers. Curiously, that doesn't seem to affect other metrics. Unique users in chat and superchat earnings were below the February average.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

https://twitter.com/DougTenNapel/status/1767992564919984196?t=uSmszKP-0KqaUbyJTPOfYQ&s=19

http://archive.today/AVVxU

Someone is about to be wished a million dollars

 

[AltisticRight]

https://twitter.com/DougTenNapel/status/1767992564919984196?t=uSmszKP-0KqaUbyJTPOfYQ&s=19

http://archive.today/AVVxU

Someone is about to be wished a million dollars

I wish you a million gallons of drinking water, Spikology101!

 

[DaleMcGuy]

He was, and it gave him better than average live viewer numbers. Curiously, that doesn't seem to affect other metrics. Unique users in chat and superchat earnings were below the February average.

Amusing that Nick could be used as a sample in a suit against Rumble for view bots.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He was, and it gave him better than average live viewer numbers. Curiously, that doesn't seem to affect other metrics. Unique users in chat and superchat earnings were below the February average.

Then that's weird. Back in the Rumble Contract Era, it was very evident from the view count (not live viewers) that he was on the front page that night because he would get about double the views. Last night was around where he usually is without the front page. Last night's stream is currently around 60k instead of over 100k.



On the other hand, peak concurrent viewers is up:

Peak Viewers: 7355

This is 1/3 higher than what @Potatoherder reported for the previous day (5512)

 

[Potatoherder]

Had to pull out spreadsheet knowledge i had repressed and his average viewership is 6245. But as you can see it's very unstable. This is from all the stream's i've logged in 2024.

 

[Nobody6]

I don't follow this guy closely but I just clicked on his latest livestream and man does he look rough compared to just another video 10 months ago. He's looking unhealthily gaunt and much older and more wrinkled. It looks like he's really wasting away.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

I don't follow this guy closely but I just clicked on his latest livestream and man does he look rough compared to just another video 10 months ago. He's looking unhealthily gaunt and much older and more wrinkled. It looks like he's really wasting away.

Thats what happens when you let niggers fuck you in the ass. And you are about to lose everything because you can't keep your retarded trap shut.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

The secret is to use a pair if pliers to grab their mouth so you can control the head while making the killing cut. Soft shells are way more dangerous, even though snapers are meaner. The soft shells have a neck like 2/3 the length of the shell and they strike like a cobra.

Can't you just shoot a hog/deer like a normal person?
Leave dem turtles alone mane, dey dindu nuffin

 

[Marzipan Apple]

I don't follow this guy closely but I just clicked on his latest livestream and man does he look rough compared to just another video 10 months ago. He's looking unhealthily gaunt and much older and more wrinkled. It looks like he's really wasting away.

Holy shit, he looks like an ebola patient. Is that just from excessive drinking?

 

[Strix454]

Holy shit, he looks like an ebola patient. Is that just from excessive drinking?

Nick also found the secret to weight loss. He says all you have to do is just not eat. By employing his strategy Nick has gone from 201 pounds down to (currently) around 147 pounds. He has lost all sorts of unsightly and unhealthy muscle from his body

Nick at this point has a teenage girl's eating disorder. He is convinced that his skinny pre-adult weight from his youth is his ideal weight and that he looks wonderful.

 

[waffle]

Can't you just shoot a hog/deer like a normal person?
Leave dem turtles alone mane, dey dindu nuffin

Naw mang, they did a lot of things to me while I'm trying to catch catfish. Besides, they are delicious.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Porn and law? Oh boy!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Porn and law? Oh boy!

The one time where Rekieta is happy Rekieta Law is a law channel.

 

[dustnight]

I don't follow this guy closely but I just clicked on his latest livestream and man does he look rough compared to just another video 10 months ago. He's looking unhealthily gaunt and much older and more wrinkled. It looks like he's really wasting away.

uncanny

 

[feral cat #6385]

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Holy shit! Is he aging in dog years?

 

[not william stenchever]

Holy shit! Is he aging in dog years?

This is what untreated AIDS will do to a faggot.

Also:

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He's a practicing non-practicing lawyer, which gives him the ability to influence/play with others using legal expertise without the need for special social boundaries. This is fitting because he sees information and parasocial interactions with fans as collateral he gets to use as he pleases to either monetize, exercise as clout or leak at whim. That includes mental health crisises, marriage crisises ("My DMs save marriages!") and any bits of personal information fans feed him in exchange for a pity message. (Superchat toasts anyone?)

Don't forget a sexual therapist!

Nick had said it himself: He’d rather do whatever he wants to do, even if it means that nobody watches his streams.

And that’s how it’ll end.

Slowly but surely, he’ll chase away the rest of his audience by spiraling and doing what he thinks is “fun”.

Eventually, he’ll sit there drunk, screeching by to an audience of none.

His Locals income is likely dramatically down and considering in his recent post-February talks about how he is FREE to do whatever he wants with Locals now, he very briefly mentioned how he doesn't want people to subscribe until he's finished RETOOLING Locals, which probably gives you an idea about the state of his Locals subscribership that he didn't see the need to pretend it was worth subscribing to.

Think about it. Nick has talked about a $2000 snack budget, as high as $3300 one month. He grosses like $3k, maybe $4k a month now on YouTube, plus whatever he gets on Rumble. YouTube then takes at least 30% out of that.

Of note, his LOCALS regulars have dropped to 17 from the usual 30 where it hovered for a long time. This is more humourous when you know as I do that 3-5 of them are farmers just lurking.

Also, Rumble is taking 15-20% starting this year where they previously took nothing as an incentive for creators to jump ship.

It's like he botoxed his vocal cords to sound more masculine for stand up, but it gave him an unfortunate result that made him sound even more like a cuck.

Maybe he is on a payment plan for the tattoo artist to get the snake finished and that's why he can't afford the additional work to get it fixed it yet.

Someone should refer to him to Joan River's doctor. I'm sure she will take a payment plan.

Him not getting the tattoo finished and living his life with it as it is would be peak LOL

Now compared to a year and a half ago.
Her and Nick are both deteriorating in a similar kind of way.
Who's to say what's weight loss, what's surgery and what's drug abuse.

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Maybe Rekieta and her were both bitten by vampires.
That's why they have the nanny (their servant to do things for them during the day) and why Rekieta is so exhausted from driving the kids everywhere (in the Mustang with black velvet covering the windows to block out the sun, of course).
He's supposed to be sleeping in his coffin during those hours.
It would drive anyone mad after untold months.

She was pretty before! Not gorgeous, but had that nice 'mum' look to her! She looked very 'huggable' before and approachable by children. I wonder if babies recoil from her now...

I feel bad for Sean because you can tell he wants to remain cordial with Nick while also entertaining the new audience he's gained from being KF-adjacent, and it's hard to walk that line when you have superchatters baiting you into saying something.
It's one of those things, though, where you realise Nick has no respect or consideration for the people around him who are going to suffer from associating with him, because it puts them between a rock and a hard place of not wanting to feel like they're just throwing someone under the bus when it's convenient but also acknowledging that someone is very noticeably fucking up, and people like he and Dick and Ralph just write it off as Karenism and guilt by association, when it's just the natural consequence of their behaviour.

Nick is the EVS of Lawtube, and is rapidly losing relevance but still holding on to mouldering past laurels.

Didn't The Dragon's Treasure actively disassociate himself from Nick either because of what Nick and Camelot were doing to Pippa or from one of Nick's actually serious anti-anime rants? I just want to verify that this souring can be traced directly back to Nick's actions during a particularly stupid arc of bad decision-making. This would be/is an actual long-time fan and sort of sponsor that Nick lost through his own dumb actions. I have no doubt he has no problem with it though.

This is correct. Dragon's Treasure separated from Nick over the Pippa situation.

This guy it a Engrish literatere major, or sth.

Worse: 'Creative Writing'.

That would only be an "out" for "not much."

The fact he couldn't be arsed to say even a few words of sympathy for Vic is appalling. He could have done that even under your (unsupported, but hopeful) supposition that Ty and his malpractice insurance is covering the financial loss. This is about more than just money. Vic still has to deal with the crushing emotional defeat of never having the chance to clear his name in court.

To me, that's shitty. Nick made all that money off Vic, the Vic well is now dry, and now he doesn't give a shit. Simple as. He uses people and then throws them away.

He could have turned it into a 'this is how the system is broken' moment... But then he would have to explain how HIS case is different from Vic's...

The problem with Nick describing himself as a "stockbroker" is that actual stockbrokers are licensed. To my knowledge, Rekieta has never claimed to have had a securities license. This was probably some sort of customer service role.

He didn't work at Thrivant long enough to IMO even get a securities license. What I would guess is that he was involved in customer service on the phone with retirement account holders perhaps at best taking down instructions as to actions they wanted taken on their account.

He said that his role was to fix 'mistakes' that occurred in trading that if not addressed properly could cause the broker to have to pay the difference in a stock prove if it stopped a trade from happening in the meantime. The way he told it, he was the person to call if there was an error in executing a trade, and he had to fix it. He said he was one of the only ones who could do it.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He said he was one of the only ones who could do it.

I doubt it.