Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

This is a reason I am currently considering EVS an absolute fucking retard. What the fuck is wrong with you @FROG? Why are you even associated with this diddler and Vito the Pedo?

it amazes me because his little return to the farms on saturday he admitted he knows vito is a pedo. Nice company, stupid

 

[polar bear]

This makes me want to see Tevin start alogging Nicki. ACK ACK ACK

The idea of Rekieta developing a gang of YT detractors, like wings007, Snort burnell or those ladies who jump online to analyze every Hamberlynn video in excruciating detail, makes me giggle a lot.
Although i am also worried that Nick would love to get that much attention, and, delusional as he is, he would explain to himself that it's all because he's so smart and funny and everyone else is just jealous.

 

[elb]

At 21m28s, a superchatter tries to goad him into shit talking Eric July, but Nick doesn't take the bait:"Guys, go buy Yaira."

At 33m48s, another superchatter brings up the legality of masturbating/pissing on graves. Nick says he doesn't know, gives a general answer, even pretends he has trouble remembering his good friend Riley's name.

Appreciate you much @daffodils

 

[Potatoherder]

Rumble took in just over half YT( $83 ). Playboard and YT are a bit weird with his channel so verify the number if you are inclined https://playboard.co/en/video/iqFsq2nkOlo Muted user was 'GODPENIS' and they keep saying stuff related to babies. Nick said 3 things in chat. 10 hits for 'jew', Front page placement is doing the weirdness it does and we don't see what happened yesterday, peaks and valleys.

Revamp of the show is already on the rocks and it's not his fault at all.

theBasementTroll	"@RekietaLaw ya, short streams, late starts, dont even seem interested"	2024-03-14 01:48:20 -0500 CDT
RekietaLaw	"@thebasementtroll sorry, life and schedule are in turmoil right now. personally trying to make the shows more engaging and interesting to compensate. schedule changes in life fucking me hard right n"	2024-03-14 01:49:03 -0500 CD

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[Balldo's Gate]

Nick is not only back on Rumble's editor picks page,

Is he? I haven't been checking but his view count on there is anemic as it's ever been.

It's embarrassing. Why are you somehow an underling in some enterprise from some dude who has never enjoyed success or creating anything

@FROG might be wanting to visit the Barbie dream mansion to get hooked up with some Hollywood contacts. Juju's appeared in some major productions. Why WOULDN'T you want to suck up to some guy whose Hollywood career peaked with a commercial for Pizza Hut?

Interesting video hit my feed.

From the related videos panel, maybe this guy is onto something? This sounds like a video you could easily make about Rekieta.

 

[Truly Rural]

Back of head bald spot showing

I recently noticed he is actually very very bald

 

[polar bear]

I recently noticed he is actually very very bald
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It's funny, I'd bet a fiver that it's entirely self-inflicted and could have been prevented. He doesn't eat well, plus he's drinking everyday, so the nutrients can never be absorbed properly.
Not to mention that he seems to have completely given up on ever washing his hair. I wonder if he was desperately looking for any advice on how to prevent balding, ignored any nutritional advice, and instead, read some smelly hippie blogs, where they say that washing hair is le bad and causes hair loss.
Yes Nick, the buildup of grease is what's gonna make you less bald, keep going bud.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Nick should just shave

 

[East_Clintwood]

Yes Nick, the buildup of grease is what's gonna make you less bald, keep going bud.

*taps head* Can't lose you hair if it's all glued to your head with grease

 

[AGM-136 Tacit Rainbow]

Nick is not only back on Rumble's editor picks page, but in full Trump and guns mode. Just reads his articles, switches to Rumble without bitching, asks people nicely to hit the Like button, then bows out as soon as possible

He couldn't even be bothered to read a 9 page ruling. Nick, it's free fucking content and filler you dumbfuck.

I feel Iike a chump for my years of supporting and liking shows, and even some superchats. Oh well, it's one of the cheaper life lessons in hindsight

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

RekietaLaw

"@thebasementtroll sorry, life and schedule are in turmoil right now. personally trying to make the shows more engaging and interesting to compensate. schedule changes in life fucking me hard right n"

2024-03-14 01:49:03 -0500 CD

How many months have his schedule been changing on a day to day basis?

 

[Peace Through Power]

How many months have his schedule been changing on a day to day basis?

And what kind of activities is he scheduling for the middle of the night in rural Minnesota?

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

theBasementTroll	"@RekietaLaw ya, short streams, late starts, dont even seem interested"	2024-03-14 01:48:20 -0500 CDT
RekietaLaw	"@thebasementtroll sorry, life and schedule are in turmoil right now. personally trying to make the shows more engaging and interesting to compensate. schedule changes in life fucking me hard right n"	2024-03-14 01:49:03 -0500 CD

His life wouldn't be in such turmoil if he stopped doing whatever fucking drugs he's doing and drinking non stop with his wife, you cant avoid the toll you pay when you tweak out 24/7, it will hit you sooner than you think retard.

 

[rochokenko]

https://rumble.com/v4hhuou-twc-red-flags-the-expanding-narrative-network.html
https://archive.is/AvJzF my be bigger then just rekieta

alone​

 

[polar bear]

I figured out how is it possible for him to text other men in shower for hours AND maintain greasy hair.
Ground sprays. Probably very convenient for washing the rectum as well.
AI supports my theory.

 

[Stupor Mario]

And what kind of activities is he scheduling for the middle of the night in rural Minnesota?

More gay club underwear parties?

 

[Maude Snew]

How many months have his schedule been changing on a day to day basis?

His schedule has always been changing on a day to day basis, incel prude, ever since he's always been at war with Eurasia wished Eric July made a million dollars.

 

[AGM-136 Tacit Rainbow]

His life wouldn't be in such turmoil if he stopped doing whatever fucking drugs he's doing and drinking non stop with his wife, you cant avoid the toll you pay when you tweak out 24/7, it will hit you sooner than you think retard.

Your autism doesn't allow you to pick up on scheduling cues.

 

[waffle]

Or a REALLY sharp knife. It's difficult enough I wouldn't try it without a lesson or two, but people who make snapper soup or butcher the meat can do it in a snap. It's also somewhat dangerous because those fuckers can take off a finger.

The secret is to use a pair if pliers to grab their mouth so you can control the head while making the killing cut. Soft shells are way more dangerous, even though snapers are meaner. The soft shells have a neck like 2/3 the length of the shell and they strike like a cobra.

 

[GodsCock]