Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 4.2%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 254 95.8%

  • Total voters
    265
Cliff notes:
• "Josh doesn't actually believe you're a pedophile, Vito"
• Dick says Montograph made a movie where his character rapes a child, and even Vito tells him to stop talking and saying things that could get them in hot water
• Dick not knowing what "pedophile shit" that Josh was talking about in regards to him; completely turns all the focus on Vito and his tweets (saying it there wasn't a decade long history of him saying he's a pedophile, but rather "one week") and completely omitting his defence of loli and cuties.
• Dick getting upset that Sean is smirking at Josh being given the power to execute Vito with a Colt .45 by Joe Biden himself
• Dick, the man who has been letting Eric July live rent free in his head for nearly a year now, is asking "I don't know why people hate Nick Rekieta"
• Saying Josh is "dog walked" by his forum

One of the things Vito also complained about was that "his hypothetical isn't even funny [...] I've gotten death threats before that I thought were funny." If that's the case, I hope Christopher would like this hypothetical (since I know he's reading this message), told by the same people several months prior. A lot more descriptive, I feel, than just shooting him.

God I didn’t realize Dick and Vito have such a bad chemistry together.

Even when there both on the defensive (or attack) they seem to not really agree about anything.

Everything Vito says, dick will instantly say “nah that’s not it” but not elaborate because Dick actually knows the drama and stories, but doesn’t want to let on that he knows about it so he says “no that’s not true but I don’t know what it is” even though I’m pretty sure Dick does know what’s the history.

The best part is around the 5 min mark. Dick burst out laughing when he hears Josh just called Vito pedo straight up and dick is howling laughing but Vito doesn’t even do a cope smirk. Then Dick realizes Vito is being stonefaced, and then immediately gets angry at potentially criminal/Sean. Turning full stazi and demanding to know why Sean is laughing. :story:

later, Dick gets visibly angry at Vito, cause Vito keeps talking digging himself in a deeper hole with Dick trying to gunt guard and say that he has no idea why people call vito a pedo and Vito says “well I made maybe five tweets about it” and Dick just tells Vito to STFU so we can hear what daddy Josh has to say about him.

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God I didn’t realize Dick and Vito have such a bad chemistry together.
Imagine your only "friend" being a guy whose boots you lick like a servile groveler while he laughs as people call you a pedophile. Couldn't be me!

And is Vito really pivoting to an "I ONLY ADMITTED I WAS A PEDOPHILE FIVE TIMES JEEEEZ" defense? Because it's way more than that but seriously, five times? I'm pretty sure nearly 100% of non-pedophiles have an "admitted being a pedophile" count of fucking ZERO.
 

Are you guys afraid of confronting pedophiles? I just had to clip this part. Dick believes that we're too scared to do Chris Hansen type sting operations.

I love how they radically misinterpret a comical bit about Vito being sentenced to death after being afforded all due process as a death threat. And then they criticize Josh for not understanding Vito's pedophilia jokes.
I like to believe that Old Dick would have understood the joke, New Dick is just stupid and isn't 24/7 covering for his retarded friend.

Being handed a Colt .45 to by Sleepy Joe Biden to personally execute Vedo the Pedo is a really funny joke, you fucking idiot.

Actually, Dick used to talk about how he "doesn't have friends, he's in showbusiness." Well, you could ditch Vedo and replace him with Maddox and you'd have a lot better show. I actually do not understand why he doesn't do it.

Dick says Montograph made a movie where his character rapes a child
Is this actually true? I'd love to see it if you have a link. It does not make Monte a pedo per se at all, but it would be interesting to examine

Dax is such a clown, going on about Farmers being obsessed with Drexel BBC
I don't think any Farmer has ever invoked something like this weird and out-of-place level of Mutt's Law. Nobody here cares about his lil shit-colored willy.

Drexel fucked a girl who he knew when she was a 13-year-old and bragged about it.
 
Is this actually true? I'd love to see it if you have a link. It does not make Monte a pedo per se at all, but it would be interesting to examine
As far as anyone can tell it's completely untrue. I believe that all three movies are findable on bitchute, they might be linked in Monty's thread but I'm phone fagging so I can't get the links myself. But I believe that there were no minors involved in any of his film projects; Dick's probably just trying to back up Nick by saying the same rumors Nick relied on to call Monty a kid diddler.
 
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Vito's dogshit comic has been discussed, but I didn't see anything about his dogshit unpublished novel that he spent 10 fucking years writing:

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Let's read the pages he posted:

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This is pretty close to a line in the movie Man on Fire that even Christopher Walken couldn't pull off without sounding corny:

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I'm imagining the protagonist is just wrapped head to toe in Kevlar vests like a mummy.

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The protagonist is basically "Not Important" from Hatred if he was also a college freshman majoring in creative writing.

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This may be the single most hilariously overwritten paragraph I have ever read, bravo Vito - you suck at levels not often reached by ordinary man.

Finally:

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Unless this character is supposed to be a fucking moron, Vito's grasp of US History is about on-par with his writing ability.
 
Vito's dogshit comic has been discussed, but I didn't see anything about his dogshit unpublished novel that he spent 10 fucking years writing:

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I'm imagining the protagonist is just wrapped head to toe in Kevlar vests like a mummy.

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This may be the single most hilariously overwritten paragraph I have ever read, bravo Vito - you suck at levels not often reached by ordinary man.

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Unless this character is supposed to be a fucking moron, Vito's grasp of US History is about on-par with his writing ability.
Fucking hell, Vito. Even Andrew Dobson managed to get someone to publish his comics at one point.
 
Out of sheer boredom, I have been listening to the latest Biggest Pedophiles in the Universe podcast as it airs live, and Vito has admitted that the great deal on pizza he scored for "pi day" was actually the worst pizza he has ever eaten. He allegedly threw the pizza out after only two slices. Concerned parties have suggested the pizza should have thrown Vito into the trash instead, but what's done is done.

Moving forward, Keemstar has scored a rare W by blocking Vito on Twitter. This comes after Vito spent weeks trying desperately to become a host of the Lolcow Live podcast. This bridge has been burned, and now Vito will not even get to be a guest on the podcast. Hopefully Vito also dies. That last remark wasn't intrinsically related to this story, but the author of this post felt like including it regardless.

Finally, Vito made a remark about how he's glad that his ex-girlfriend, which he was accused of having beaten so badly that the police had to intervene and save her, is now dead. He falsely claims he was only accused of having beaten this one ex-girlfriend, which simply isn't true. The professionally accredited school teacher Abbygale Mertes who independently made the allegations on Twitter in 2019 claimed Vito had physically assaulted several individuals from their friend group. If this school teacher is truly a dirty, rotten liar then why are they allowed to get away with these defamatory claims? They allege Vito committed a crime and only got away with it due to preferential treatment, and these claims were never retracted.

You should use your stock money and get a lawyer to force a public retraction (this is not legal advice, my only legal advice to Vito would be to drop dead immediately).
 
I refuse to watch this. Can someone run this faggotry through that AI so I can try to figure out wtf they're malding about?

Also, he's not only defending sweet baby, but that homunculus mulvaney? Chris, you're not doing yourself any favors. I hope the cheese in your arteries takes you soon

Vito's dogshit comic has been discussed, but I didn't see anything about his dogshit unpublished novel that he spent 10 fucking years writing:

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Let's read the pages he posted:

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This is pretty close to a line in the movie Man on Fire that even Christopher Walken couldn't pull off without sounding corny:

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Next:

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I'm imagining the protagonist is just wrapped head to toe in Kevlar vests like a mummy.

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The protagonist is basically "Not Important" from Hatred if he was also a college freshman majoring in creative writing.

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This may be the single most hilariously overwritten paragraph I have ever read, bravo Vito - you suck at levels not often reached by ordinary man.

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Unless this character is supposed to be a fucking moron, Vito's grasp of US History is about on-par with his writing ability.
Those kiwi farmers got a hold of my unpublished book

Oh yeah?

Yeah, it's shitty, I wrote it when I was 15, obviously it's shit

Null really has no idea about anything, I wish he'd figure out you're not a bad guy

He just needs a girlfriend, and a father

Yeah but instead he has a group of autistic nerds on a shitty forum. Hopefully keffals can get it shut down for good

Yeah, even though I pretend to hate women, someone who actually believes the shit I say would think a man pretending to be one would make my piss boil, I'm rooting for trannies

*Awkward laugh in an unnaturally high pitch*


I Raven Baxter'd next Fridays reaction to them reading this, wow
 
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I know people will close read it for pedo clues but what struck me is how it's all just the authors barely disguised insecurities.
imagining the heroic destiny that awaited him, the attempts to distract himself from the terror of insignificance.
Sometimes I daydreamed about the lives these alternate selves would go on to live. Perhaps they were destined to become great writers, savy small business owners, or OSHA-certified forklift operators [...] at a biscuit factory in lower Missouri. [...] waiting quietly for the bombs to drop, fading into oblivion without even a hint of protest.
Is that what you're afraid of, Vito? The Terror of Insignificance? A Life more Ordinary, operating a forklift in a biscuit factory? How common.

I refuse to watch this. Can someone run this faggotry through that AI so I can try to figure out wtf they're malding about?
Did they really talk about the trailer for a whole hour after whining about the 10 minute BTS feature being way too long?
That's the joke! ACKACKACKACK
 
Dick believes that we're too scared to do Chris Hansen type sting operations
Daxipad just can’t fathom the idea that people on a web forum have demonstrably better lives than he does and the Pedo does

Why would anyone here want to jeopardize that to remove one (two) more pedos from the earth? They’ll do that themselves without anyone exerting any energy
 
Do you mean the “Barbie Dream Mansion” Jersh was sperging about
Iirc Dax called it that himself when he was sperging at PPP about being homecoming king on Nick Rekeita's show before he tried calling in Zoom (Pedophile) as backup only to get humiliated by his home address being leaked by Zoom.
 
You should use your stock money and get a lawyer to force a public retraction (this is not legal advice, my only legal advice to Vito would be to drop dead immediately).
All I can say is if I had a Trolley Problem situation and I could flip a switch to kill either Vaedo or Boogie, I would figure out a way to make it hit one of them and then swerve to hit the other too.
 
I refuse to watch this. Can someone run this faggotry through that AI so I can try to figure out wtf they're malding about?
I watched it in increments at 2x speed. They do a good job of breaking down the cinematography errors in this very flawed trailer, as is to be expected of a pair of people who are (allegedly living in close proximity to) Hollywood pedophiles.

The Yaira trailer is a narrative mess, and is way up its own ass with a whole minute of credits.

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Daxipad and Vedo are not exactly going against the grain this time.

I enjoyed Daxipad applying his cinematographic knowledge that he absorbed via osmosis through close proximity to Hollywood pedophiles to rip into this obviously bad trailer. Vedo did alright at this as well, but he talked over Dax too much, and ACK-ACK-ACKed constantly.

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I wish I had more to say about the clip, but their takes are predictable and mainstream, especially if you have seen a movie or read a comic book before. Actually, I would expect Daxipad to take the contrarian angle and say that actually Yaira is great and will save the white race.

My take is that Eric July has a massively inflated sense of competence due to being praised his whole life for being a nigger with an IQ of ~100. His fellow gorilla ape niggers praise him for being their intellectual superior despite having dark skin, while white devils praise him disingenuously for achieving a sub-par white IQ despite being a black nigger. As a result of this, he made the terrible decision to storyboard and voice-act this trailer himself. Thus leading to the mess you see here today.

I'll give my true contrarian opinion: Yaira is a pretty cool villain. I haven't seen anyone talking about this, but she's obviously meant to be either a villain-protagonist or a villain who gets converted to the good side over time.

She's a giant Nordic beauty who commands respect from everyone she meets, and casually goes around trying to murder (other) supervillains.
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Having someone declare that their punch was intended to kill you, and that presumably they intend to finish the job, yeah that's pretty scary. I see what July was going for, and I'm a sucker for villain-protagonists, but this trailer falls flat due to poor execution.

Throughout this clip, I could not stop thinking about the fact that Daxipad's producer stalked Eric July, and that Vedo emailed some Christian ministry to get July into legal trouble. Every time I agreed with Dax or Vedo, I remembered that this ridiculous comic book beef involves pissing on the guy's family grave.

The protagonist is basically "Not Important" from Hatred if he was also a college freshman majoring in creative writing.
I'm afraid I'm too lazy to check out an entire novel written by this guy, but it seems to me that he really likes writing characters who have no morals and who occupy themselves with mercilessly killing people. Superkiller fits this mold, and now so does this Not Important character. Huh! Coincidence, or write-what-you-know? (it takes a true retarded loser to self-insert as a mass murderer)
 
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