Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Locked in a room to kill a couple rabid raccoons with a hammer and a knife? What was he drinking? Under what circumstances does anyone find themselves in such a situation?

Oh yeah, a liar, that lies.

 

[Festivus]

Most Kiwis, I think, seem to like animals.

We love all animals except for the fabled Bog Hog and NYC Tunnel Rats.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick was the one arrogant enough to state Jim would be on his side. We have EVS smugly thinking he can explain the situation to his "friend".

Who is thr bigger e-Daddy to Nick: Juju or Jim?

I think this will be an interesting thing to watch. Many thanks to those who follow CG drama and report on adjacent happenings.

I could be interpreting it in a very retarded way, but it just feels like he made his position so much worse. What would he say in court? "Your Honor, when I acknowledged that other people are now repeating the same false accusation I made, and I said that's cool - I WAS JUST JOKING, IT WAS JUST A JOKE SEA-I mean, Your Honor"

Has that not been a large part of his legal strategy: 'WUZ JUST A JOKE!'--not only in deflection of criticism?

How is that working out?

Nickyyy... Nicky boy, fine Saturday! Why don't you treat yourself with few bottles of finest drinks to celebrate end of yet another HARD work week?
Maybe some Sake to celebrate the new blooming yellow skin colour of yours?

Spoiler: RANDOM MEDICAL SPITBALLING

Up to 35% of long-time heavy drinkers develop alcoholic hepatitis. If you have it, you might wake up and notice that your skin or the whites of your eyes look yellow -- a condition called jaundice. You might also have a fever, stomachache, or liquid buildup in your belly, and you may lose weight.

https://www.webmd.com/hepatitis/what-is-alcoholic-hepatitis

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I'm sure he's fine though. Literally the healthiest he's ever been, don't believe Google results with pictures of what he looked like a couple years ago, those Kiwifags faked those.

I'm sure he has yellow skin for reasons completely unrelated to the top hit on Google for why someone might have yellow skin. And never mind those dents in his face, the never-healing bruises, wasting away from manorexia, etc.

Spoiler: More medical spergery

It is not the cause, but these posts triggered my 'tism to mention that Gilbert's Syndrome is a genetic enzyme deficiency that can cause jaundice with high fevers like what Nick claimed due to a higher than normal amount of unconjugated bilirubin the blood. It is mostly benign otherwise

He lazily drowned two skunks in a cage trap and vivisected a snapping turtle.

It's rather amusing how Nick's account of his background changes to explain away his current undesirable behaviors.

One day he claims he grew in the darkest, nigger ridden ghetto in Texas where the pre-schoolers came to school in shackles and the cops would SWAT the school bus on a daily basis, then the next he's just some good ol' simple country boy who doesn't reckon y'all city slickers know the first thing about hammering raccoons to death in your shed, shucks.

Can confirm that isn't true. My grandfather would capture raccoons and skunks and when I was a kid like 25 years ago I once rode with him as he relocated it to the middle of nowhere. Even though we were going to a local lake, there was no drowning skunks and he didn't hand me a hammer to bash it to death

Did I miss out, or was my grandfather just too Scandinavian to teach me something that's funnier than a million Stephen Hawking jokes.

Live trapped skunk sounds like a terrible dilemma though.

Given his posturing on guns, could he not have shot them in the head like they do for livestock in butchering?

Or releasing a trap in the wold with a rope far away. I learned skunks will not spray unless they can raise their tail in 3rd year science.

Mate, you’re on Kiwi Farms. Cruelty is our currency.

No it's not.

Graphic bragging about animal cruelty will get you, at best, neg-rated and ridiculed to hell and back.

I once saw Null even force a user to change his avatar because it had a dead animal in it. Most Kiwis, I think, seem to like animals.

Mockery; not cruelty. There is a distinction both within the minds of the observer.

Mockery is opinion based and meant to ridcule and make a joke of someone. It is helpful in many cases as an efficacious cure for stupidity--intentioned as admonishment or entertainment. It is able to be inflicted remotely without contact or knowledge of the subject. Often confused eith schadenfreude, but external forces are the stimulate that cause the response. Farmers.

Cruelty is calculated and intended to cause harm with no regard to causing a positive change in the subject, or a desire to cause a worsening of their condition. This often takes the form of direct action or contact with the subject due to the pathological need to derive sadistic pleasure from being the one to inflict the harm and observe the response. They are the stimulus. Alawgs.

A cow will conflate the two amd interpret mockery as cruelty

 

[Anticipointment]

Twenty-five years ago is too soon. Fifty years ago though, if your pet cat or dog had an unwanted litter, putting them into a sack and drowning them in the nearest pond was a pretty common thing to do.

The early purges by Seamus Heaney
Prue Leith admits to drowning kittens as a child

At least Prue Leith was a child, doing as instructed, & had the decency to feel bad about it for literally 70 years afterwards.

Unlike some people, who think that bragging about inhumanely killing animals for no reason makes them sound like a bad ass & not a psychopathic retard.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Mate, you’re on Kiwi Farms. Cruelty is our currency.

"Our", why yes, how do you do fellow kiwis.

Consider locking yourself up in a shed with rekieta.

he's just some good ol' simple country boy who doesn't reckon y'all city slickers know the first thing about hammering raccoons to death in your shed, shucks.

I figure Nicky sees monster hunter gameplay as a completely accurate simulation of what countryside life is, even if he never leaves the cuck shed.

I reckon the only reason you'd kill a raccoon in your property would be if it displayed obvious signs of rabies and even then, you'd probably put a bullet in it, not approach it to get in "bite and get infected" range, it sounds like Nicky likes to get real up close and personal with it.

Here I was under the impression that Nick's enjoyment of the 'splash zone' only involved Bull Cum but apparently he likes it when he can LARP as Jack the ripper in his shed too.

 

[Null]

Is this twiggy faggot with brain holes starting his Rumble stream slightly late intentionally? Acting almost like, to borrow a phrase, "a scorned ex"? Afaik MATI hasn't had problems with Rumble starting late over the other sites, and those streams are about as frequent as Nick's show is. @Null Any problems you've had with Rumble lately? Because if not then methinks he's been tossed out in the cold and is delaying Rumble's stream as some gay defiance.

Rumble has had issues, but being significantly out of sync is not one of them.

 

[Garth]

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Please go suck-start a shotgun you stupid faggot.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I reckon the only reason you'd kill a raccoon in your property would be if it displayed obvious signs of rabies and even then, you'd probably put a bullet in it, not approach it to get in "bite and get infected" range, it sounds like Nicky likes to get real up close and personal with it.

I mean it depends. If you own a farm, they are pests. Pull out the Ruger 22, shoot to kill. I wouldn't get close though like Nick is talking about, that is begging to get rabies or a parasite.

 

[Sewer Rat]

I mean it depends. If you own a farm, they are pests. Pull out the Ruger 22, shoot to kill. I wouldn't get close though like Nick is talking about, that is begging to get rabies or a parasite.

there's still a difference on HOW you kill them, you don't have to be a psycho about the way you do it

 

[WelperHelper99]

there's still a difference on HOW you kill them, you don't have to be a psycho about the way you do it

Totally agree. As I said, shoot them. You don't play with them like a psycho.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Mate, you’re on Kiwi Farms. Cruelty is our currency.

On behalf of myself, I would like to make it clear that this post does not reflect the morality or opinion of myself, as the torturing or cruelty of animals makes me uncomfortable.

 

[Captain Manning]

No one would care if he killed them in a halfway humane manner.

Yeah. For me, the issue isn't that he killed racoons and skunks. I live in a state with a rural rancher population that has to deal with varmints. Believe me, I get it. I don't think anybody here is a PETA member advocating for total amnesty for all the fuzzy-wuzzies. I feel that's an important thing to state here, because you know how the low-IQ Balldo Brigade loves to distort criticism to try and defend Nick. Before you know it, they'll be claiming KF is the Animal Liberation Front.

It's the cruel manner in which he did it, and how gleeful he related the story, that I find disconcerting. I don't think I'm alone here in that assessment, either.

Who is thr bigger e-Daddy to Nick: Juju or Jim?

Oh, Juju.

Is this even a question?

I'm sure Nick would be happy to have Jim on his side, and is irritated to know Jim went the opposite direction, but I've never known Nick to idolize Jim the way he does Juju.

I think this will be an interesting thing to watch.

Probably not. I don't see him veering from Juju's control anytime soon to try and appease Jim.

 

[WEEKEND]

Mr Raccoon is believed to have died shortly after an altercation with a former Minnesota lawyer, Nicholas Robert Rekieta. The Kiwi Farms, known for being always wrong, initially thought it was AIDS that killed him after contracting the infection during the fight with Mr Rekieta, but after a lengthily police investigation we now know that Mr Raccoon was killed in a high speed car crash involving Mr Rekieta's Mustang. Mr Raccoon's blood alcohol level was well over the limit, from what the police believe to be as a result of consuming Mr Rekieta's blood by accident during the fight. A doctor testified that Mr Rekieta's blood is at least 101% (1% error margin) whisky.

The altercation started after Mr Raccoon refused to have sex with "Lady" Rackets after getting chlamydia which he alleged to have got from her. The fight is believed to have started in the hot tub but quickly devolved into a brawl in the drive way. Neighbours recount seeing Mr Rekieta pull a bottle from his anus to beat Mr Raccoon with. Mr Rekieta's bull, Drexel, was interviewed by the police however he was unable to provide information as he was busy teaching Nick's eldest daughter about BDSM culture in the families BDSM dungeon, located in the youngest child's bedroom.

Mr Rekieta procured the services of Ty Beard, a lawyer specializing defamation, to represent him in court. If found guilty, Mr Rekieta will be ordered to wish a million dollars to Mr Raccoon family.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Just wait until you motherfuckers find out humans are animals too.

You're the stupidest, blackest, gorilla nigger in this thread.

Only 59% of troons

It went up that much?

Totally agree. As I said, shoot them. You don't play with them like a psycho.

Current Day Nick would Balldo the Raccoons to death.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

richardoteam was sperging out some more this stream.

He's proven to be a rare W for Rackets, because he probably given him hundreds of dollars at this point to say shit he could read on the Kiwi Farms for free, and Nick is smart enough to play along with it and not let him on the fact it's more money for him. On the off chance richardoteam is reading this, you realise all that money is going towards whiskey?

I mean the super chats are definitely a waste of money and they're essentially throwing money in a pit, I wouldn't encourage anyone to hand free money to someone whose family is as rich as Nick Rekieta's beyond what he made through his streaming.

But the idea that Nick is deliberately playing along is wrong. He is clearly seething about them and the money isn't worth it to him but instead he wants to keep being able to say "I read every super chat" which was a real point of pride for him and it will hurt him if he starts being called a dono scammer.

The way he puts on his affected "detractor" voice and pretends to not be mad is always funny and he is definitely not desperate enough for cash to pretend to be seething.

I mean it depends. If you own a farm, they are pests.

Nick does not own a farm though. He owns a pretty large property though and it would make sense that there would be skunks or raccoons living on it. I don't know why it would be a problem unless they made their den in or near your house.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Just wait until you motherfuckers find out humans are animals too.

Sounds like something that belongs in the rotating header quotes.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He's proven to be a rare W for Rackets, because he probably given him hundreds of dollars at this point to say shit he could read on the Kiwi Farms for free, and Nick is smart enough to play along with it and not let him on the fact it's more money for him. On the off chance richardoteam is reading this, you realise all that money is going towards whiskey?

Why do this richardoteam? We know Nick reads this thread, so you can simply address him directly on here, and he will read it. It's obvious once he reads something here that cuts a little deeper, and/or gets close to the truth, because that's when you get Nick yelling at Kiwi Santa Claus, or "Dear John", or him feeling the need to cry to Josh not-begging for him to come back to him. What's a better use of money, paying a few dollars to get Nick to quickly brush off whatever you said and act like it doesn't bother him? Or $0 to post something here that cuts into his bullshit narrative, knowing there's a good chance he will drunkenly address it, giving us even more to meme on him? Paying him money you earned from working just to tell him "hey read this thing from over there" is a waste.

Speaking of addressing Nick directly, this woman can go three years (2019-2022) and barely age a day, but after just two more years (2024), you get this.

Nick, explain.

 

[AnOminous]

Locked in a room to kill a couple rabid raccoons with a hammer and a knife? What was he drinking? Under what circumstances does anyone find themselves in such a situation?

I seriously don't believe this shit happened, because they would have fucked that pussy's shit up. I do believe the skunk one though.

I reckon the only reason you'd kill a raccoon in your property would be if it displayed obvious signs of rabies and even then, you'd probably put a bullet in it, not approach it to get in "bite and get infected" range, it sounds like Nicky likes to get real up close and personal with it.

You might for a persistent garbage raider if it couldn't be deterred by normal means or just by not putting out the trash until it was about to be collected. Or if you had chickens or something else they kill fairly often.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

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My god, you've managed to capture a frame where our Lady actually looks cute. 22 to 24, full metamorphosis mode. Maybe Nickers does like hentai after all.

 

[Captain Manning]

But the idea that Nick is deliberately playing along is wrong. He is clearly seething about them and the money isn't worth it to him but instead he wants to keep being able to say "I read every super chat" which was a real point of pride for him and it will hurt him if he starts being called a dono scammer.

Incidentally, when in the show did he read these? Was it in the middle of the show, or at the end?

I only ask because his old policy used to be that he would wait till the end unless the Superchat value was $20 or greater.

My god, you've managed to capture a frame where our Lady actually looks cute. 22 to 24, full metamorphosis mode. Maybe Nickers does like hentai after all.

I always thought she looked fine in 2019. I dunno why she felt the need to mutilate herself. It's the type of thing that makes me wonder if Nick pressured her to.

Rich people are weird.