Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[grimacefetishist]

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Lady, you cut your tits off. This is some inception shit.

Are you, perhaps, retarded?

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

Are you, perhaps, retarded?

Are you?

 

[grimacefetishist]

Are you?

Yeah probably but that thing never had tits

 

[pink cigarettes]

Unless this is shopped, those are not a woman's elbows or wrists, even with hormones.

.....aaaaaand what do you know. Here's what "Eddie" actually looks like. She is a she after all, obvious without the right angles and app tweaks:

I will never understand why these people think it's radical or rebellious to voluntarily become lifelong medical patients for an astroturfed movement supported by every giant company that makes huge corporations tons of cash. Losers

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

Extremely masculine mastectomy scars

 

[grimacefetishist]

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Okay I'm choosing to self ID as someone who isn't eating crow.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

Okay I'm choosing to self ID as someone who isn't eating crow. So it had tits but I still refuse to believe it's a woman

You're such an ally

 

[Your typical Scout main]

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The living space isn't looking too good

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

The living space isn't looking too good

There's nothing manlier than living in a hovel.

 

[The Noticer]

How do pooners and troons deal in a gendered language country? In the one I live in, a mixed group of people defaults to the male "they" and possessive pronouns always go with the gender of the item, not the person who is possessing.
So if a MTF has a car it would be "her car" and they feel euphoria, but if it's their dog, someone would say "his dog" and they rope?

I think this is where words like "latinx" started

 

[pink cigarettes]

The living space isn't looking too good

Idc if someone lives in a crummy old apartment because whatever, but in this case it adds to the general uncanny vibe. Everything in the pic is "off." Outlet upside down, little holes in the walls, nipples in the wrong place, weird pointy stuff sticking out from ceiling, weird pointy stuff sticking out from sides of her chest, etc
I can just imagine the fake laminate "hardwood" floor and when you walk it's vaguely spongy, because there's soggy carpet underneath it. You never see a cat but the place smells like one. There's no water pressure, and a stack of about 60 phonebooks in the lobby.

 

[Major]

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Why would she 'become' a man only to dress up like a woman? Are these peoples' brains fried by the internet and infected hormones?

 

["Not" Count Dankula]

Not only is it an eye sore but i bet it's very unhealthy for the boobs to be squished like that.

So maybe this is my own male ignorance coming to the fold, but it seems like most of these women are aiming for androgyny rather than outright masculinity.

None of them have the hairy, sweaty, IDGAF that most men have, and just as importantly none of them seem to be going for it. They tend to expose themselves, physically of course but also emotionally, marketing a vulnerability that very few men would ever dare put out there. It looks like a lot of gay women seeking more traditionally feminine women by appealing to zoomerfied manhood

The lowered standards we have for modern men have cascaded down to the trans blokes, so they aspire to be the kind of guy that can't chop wood or fight off a mugger, but loves a hoppy IPA and talking about his feelings

 

[TismFarmer]

Wouldn't you get those little pokey-outey bits cut off your chest afterwards? I mean, just because your first surgery healed like that doesn't mean you need to leave it that way.
Is it on purpose?

 

[scathefire]

Not only is it an eye sore but i bet it's very unhealthy for the boobs to be squished like that.

Yeah I'm pretty sure binding can cause permanent damage and breathing difficulties down the line.

How do pooners and troons deal in a gendered language country? In the one I live in, a mixed group of people defaults to the male "they" and possessive pronouns always go with the gender of the item, not the person who is possessing.
So if a MTF has a car it would be "her car" and they feel euphoria, but if it's their dog, someone would say "his dog" and they rope?

Apparently in actual spanish-speaking countries they're trying to push -e as a gender neutral version of -o and -a. An example would be "Latine" as opposed to "Latino/Latina". "Latinx" seems to have fallen out of favor because it makes no sense in terms of the language.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

women are aiming for androgyny rather than outright masculinity.

No, it's that they cannot attain a convincing veneer of masculinity because a) they're women and b) they don't actually understand what masculinity is e.g. the grossly obese and hairy Pooners who choose that aesthetic because that's what they equate with "being a man", but they still only ever look like disgusting, hirsute, female trolls.

 

[Piss Bear]

you're free to think that. I'm also free to think you're a faggot for doing so.

For the past fucking five pages you've been shitting up the thread, can you shut the fuck up? There is LITERALLY A FUCKING ENTIRE THREAD dedicated to this topic because people like you can't shut the fuck up about how much pooner gash you get prowling on Grindr (an app for faggots), why do you feel the need to shit up every thread? Is the pooner snatch really that worth it, or are you just a creepy loser who can only get laid by bottom of the barrel delusional BPD whores? Rhetorical question, I know the answer.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

For the past fucking five pages you've been shitting up the thread, can you shut the fuck up? There is LITERALLY A FUCKING ENTIRE THREAD dedicated to this topic because people like you can't shut the fuck up about how much pooner gash you get prowling on Grindr (an app for faggots), why do you feel the need to shit up every thread? Is the pooner snatch really that worth it, or are you just a creepy loser who can only get laid by bottom of the barrel delusional BPD whores? Rhetorical question, I know the answer.

^ Obvious Hysterical Woman Is Obvious.

@JimiHendrix has only been answering questions he's been asked by other users. Don't blame him for that.
It's obvious you hate men; you're in the wroooong basement. How about YOU shut the fuck up?

 

[cyber insecurity]

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They always say "hope this helps" like it's a gotcha moment. No it doesn't. Seek help

 

[Aunt Carol]

Someone in another thread posted a site for something called "Transtape",

I am almost certain that's the same medical cloth tape they use to make CGM overpatches for diabetics:

Same advice for everyone: save deeply by buying it without any special branding and cut it yourself.

Wouldn't you get those little pokey-outey bits cut off your chest afterwards?

They call them "dog ears" in the biz, and I think it's either difficulty getting insurance to pay for revisions, or the realization that it's close enough to wear a shirt over. This lady isn't wearing a shirt, but I mean most people.