Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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Jfc you people are autistic.

I was browsing ‘new’ last night and saw Balldo's Gate post right after it went up. He had the pot-lid video clip (obvious female hand) and screenshots of the hands with nails (obviously female). I responded, “hands looks scuffed but are female”.

I didn’t go watch the whole cooking video, because why the fuck would I?
I did not continuously go back to OP to check if he was adding more screenshots because why would I?

People started posting retarded shit about a fake wife and I simply asked, why would Cog do that, for what purpose? Someone said he may have needed b-roll to finish the video and his wife wasn’t available. I replied, if Cog needed b-roll, he’d film it with his own fucking man hands. He wouldn’t go to the trouble to put on fake nails and pretend to be his wife. Then I went to bed.

L A T E R Balldo’s Gate added several more screenshots to his post, and then his post was featured. I didn’t even see those additional pictures (that are clearly different hands) and my comment wasn’t about those. Fucking retarded nigger.
bro i literally did the same thing,
saw the what's happening, clicked on the thread, looked at the pictures, watched the clip, and IMMEDIATELY knew that was a mans hand
so to reiterate my point,

you are actually fucking retarded
 
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So was cog always let's fill the UK with mixed race kids and Indians are net benefit to the country.
He's using born and bred to describe a Indian woman living in the UK.

So I imagine back in the day cog was always fighting with the right wing audience about how actually race doesn't exist and Indians become English by birth right and mass immigration is a positive thing. Because his wife is massive immigration
 
I never thought we'd see a pretend indian wife (a "pretendian" if you will) storyline
I wouldn't even be that surprised. Who was that dollfucker horrorcow who RealDolled his way into "having a wife" again? The origin is always exotic ie. conveniently untraceable shithole people.

Having to get a mail order bride is bad. Being too broke to get a mail order bride is 1000x worse. I think that a lot of men would rather kayfabe a wife and life rather than expose their true Lucas Wernerish visage for the world to see.
 
There's some evidence that lesbians have longer ring fingers but even that is somewhat sketchy. It's definitely not a reliable method of discerning male/female. You can usually do that just by looking at the huge man-mitts and the rest of their body.
I've found that it's very easy to visually identify lesbians by looking at their faces instead. If their mouth is pressed up to a cunt, they're a lesbian.
 
North Indians generally do, especially those from Punjab.
I hope you appreciate the restraint it takes for me to amicably say I think you're mistaken.


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Don't get me wrong I've met banglos so pale I thought they were pakis, I know there's some variation in south asian skintones but punjabis being generally as pale as brits is a rather incredible stretch.
The overhead lighting to film the video would wash out her skintone somewhat, especially because the light source would not be far from the subject (her hands). Also not all curry niggers are dark. And besides, I can still tell her skin tone is darker than cog's.
No. You are wrong. The hands are shaded in various shots and their tone doesn't change noticeably, and the lighting is nowhere near flat enough to achieve the effect you're describing, nor would any flat lighting really bridge the gap between milk-coffee-brown and translucent-pink skin in a way that would be convincing in a moving scene like this with shadows constantly being cast around. Case in point it is a color video and nothing else in it is washed out at all, hell I didn't even pick the above image to demonstrate this but you can clearly see in it there are enough warm tones to easily distinguish the color of the chopped ginger from the garlic in the background and that's a pretty thin line even in natural light. If these are his wife's hands, she shares his skin tone or pretty close. I'm also unconvinced that these are "obviously" a woman's hands, or that they are obviously different from cog's which we can see in other videos are fat and oddly hairless. I think you just made a confident statement blithely and now feel the urge to defend it beyond reason.
 
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If he needed b-roll he could just... film b-roll.
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Why would Cog do hand drag? Is there going to be a scandal because he did the hand work for the b-roll on this shitty cooking video only 40 people at most will ever see and Cog's hands were in the b-roll instead of his wife's? Don't you think it'd be a bigger scandal to try and get away with drag hands?

This doesn't make sense. Those are female hands. The nails are gross, and she's probably fat, but those are female hands. Look at the woman's knuckles in comparison to the known photo of Cog's hand above.
Yeah I'm usually kind of polite but that's a fucking REACH if I've ever heard. Just record the b roll, no one's going to GAF if he's the one doing the actual cooking or going back and recording.

Also an EASY slam dunk defense later when we see his dumbass in the reflection. "Oh I was doing editing and I realized we didn't have a good shot so I just recorded some. Obviously. I mean does that LOOK like a woman's hand?"

Normal people don't think about hand dress up for fucking continuity, they just take the L and hope no one gives enough of a shit to point it out. Does it lower the video quality? Sure. Are you going out, buying press on nails, and RPing as a woman for "b roll"?

Fucking. NO.
 
I think you just made a confident statement blithely and now feel the urge to defend it beyond reason.
I don't think I'm being defensive beyond reason but you're right that my statement was blithe. Because what OP was emphasizing, the clip of the hand on the pot lid, is clearly female. I also saw the fake nails screenshots, clearly a female hand. No further scrutiny was necessary before commenting.

Realistically, no one would assume a POV video was being filmed with two completely different people's hands. If it turns out that's the case that's not my problem and doesn't change the fact that the pot-lid hand and the fake nails hand are the same person and are a female person. Regardless of who the other potential set of hands is.

Realisitically, no one would fake a wife by putting fake nails on their man hands when there are countless other ways to fake a wife that are more likely to be effective. I'm not saying no one would fake a wife. I'm saying no one would do it like that.
 
Well, after watching the kino casino segment on Cog, I have a few points to make:
  • Fuck these two retards. I endured 3:40 of their nonsense (Yes, almost four hours in to get to the first segment. Please, kill me.)
  • It takes another twenty minutes of the most nauseating kitchen footage seen to get to the Great Bri'ish Handjob.
  • That ring on the middle finger is cutting into the finger wearing it.
  • That isn't curry, that's something a dog vomits up.
  • The thumb fits, Cog is an idiot
  • There are no sudden lighting changes to explain away skin tone.
There is no rational explanation for this video except for the simple truth: Cog tried to play his wife on a stream and proved she never existed. It is shit like this that keeps me interested in the Sektur.
 
It is rather weird, most immigrants from third world countries know how to cook and by western goyslop delivery standards, the average 14-year-old are masterchefs. Why would Cog do this?
I've met some very pale Pajeets, but no where as pale as those Anglo-claws COG has.

Look at that disgusting burner stovetop covered with shiny foil. You know the kind of horrors lying beneath.
 
Good lord. Trying to watch Podawful for his "expose" on Cog's wife, but he is just whining about YouTube bein' mean tuh meh for a fucking hour. Literally nobody gives a shit about your problems. Give us what we want and stop cock teasing you autistic Redbar ripoff.
Podawful is stupid?
Next you will tell me kinochet is strait and non homosexual.
 
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