Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

This makes me want to see Tevin start alogging Nicki. ACK ACK ACK

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[Harm]

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Reminds me of niggers in the movie theater who won't shut the fuck up. "What? Noooo wayyyy. He gay, yo mane he gay! Ahhhhhhh. Beeeejaaaaamssss."

 

[Retink Retunk]

Nick's Rumble block trophy is on the floor to the left of the guest:

I wouldn't touch that, you never know what orifice that may have been inside of.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

I wonder will Nick coincidently not make his Monday night stream tomorrow now?

You know, not because he will be in the throws of his weekly crippling weekend hangover again, but because something he has to attend to just so happens to come up again for the fifth Monday in a row, like not being able to access the door to the streaming room.

 

[not william stenchever]

You know, not because he will be in the throws of his weekly crippling weekend hangover again, but because something he has to attend to just so happens to come up again for the fifth Monday in a row, like not being able to access the door to the streaming room.

This time the bull so forcefully fucked him so hard into the streaming vault's door that it will no longer open. He's going to need to wait on the locksmith and the steel frame door guy to be able to regain entry to his streaming vault.

 

[Chibitzen]

Attaching a non-composite of this from Bingo Card #3, because it fits Nick's psychopathy so beautifully...

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

My grandfather would capture raccoons and skunks and when I was a kid like 25 years ago I once rode with him as he relocated it to the middle of nowhere.

Your grandfather probably was a considerate person so good on him. There were plenty of people who wouldn't bother with the drive sadly. Point in case Nick.

Twenty-five years ago is too soon. Fifty years ago though, if your pet cat or dog had an unwanted litter, putting them into a sack and drowning them in the nearest pond was a pretty common thing to do.

20 years ago was the beginning of the end of it. People already were upset at doing it to pets for some level of time, but raccoons? Most people didn't think much of it still.
I don't think it was outlawed nationally in the US till like 2010ish.

Given his posturing on guns, could he not have shot them in the head like they do for livestock in butchering?

Or releasing a trap in the wold with a rope far away. I learned skunks will not spray unless they can raise their tail in 3rd year science.

Depends on the live trap. Some of them you have to pull a lever on and then lift up. That'd be hard as hell to rig up.
But you could just throw a heavy blanket over the trap so it can't see what's going on and probably wait for it to calm down.

 

[Chibitzen]

This time the bull so forcefully fucked him so hard into the streaming vault's door that it will no longer open. He's going to need to wait on the locksmith and the steel frame door guy to be able to regain entry to his streaming vault.

I'm here for the screenshots when Cgoody mistakes the multiple lines of random keystrokes for an actual stroke. A drunken Kayla is suddenly awakened from her Star Trek slumber party by the sounds of the Fire dept having to use the Jaws of Life to open the steel door because he's too fucking narcissistic to use a regular key. Instead he installed some digital keypad shit that nobody but Chinese hackers and Drex have the password to.

 

[AnOminous]

This time the bull so forcefully fucked him so hard into the streaming vault's door that it will no longer open. He's going to need to wait on the locksmith and the steel frame door guy to be able to regain entry to his streaming vault.

I am honestly amused by the increasingly ridiculous excuses he comes up with for this recurrent event.

 

[Swole McPole]

Your grandfather probably was a considerate person so good on him. There were plenty of people who wouldn't bother with the drive sadly.

This would be illegal in the UK. If you trap an animal that's regarded as a pest of some kind -- we don't have raccoons, that I'm aware of, but say you caught rats? You can't go releasing those pests on land that you don't own. It's akin to delivering a plague to somebody else's property. It's a criminal offence and you'd be potentially liable for any civil damages -- ie, paying pest controllers to eradicate them from the land where you released them.

Although people tend to think they're doing the humane thing, they actually aren't. Animals that get transplanted into strange territory generally struggle to survive. They'll often panic. Most pest controllers in the UK believe that the best way to deal with the issue is by humanely killing them.

 

[Sharpeteer]

His current unironic fans are like that friend that just doesn't get the hint that you really don't want to be around them anymore. They will just ghost you, randomly not show up when they said they would, and give you the absolute dumbest excuses for not doing so. Doesn't matter how obvious it is that he really doesn't care about this anymore, they just welcome him back every single time, even though Nick would rather just get drunk and coom, all the time. Nothing else matters.

Nick hates his streaming career, otherwise he would just do it when he said he would do it. If you randomly don't show up to work, it's a reasonable assumption you don't want to be there, and are willing to risk your boss firing you just to be away for a little while longer.

 

[Binary Code]

I was amused when EVS was like what the fuck is going on with Rackets vid the other day, then I went back and looked up when Hard Bastard went on his show 4 years ago to talk about the Muller report. What blew me away was the same thing that made EVS go WHAT THE FUCK. Dude it looks like Rackets was the fucking President with how fast he aged https://www.youtube.com/live/FnJVcxtSQUQ?si=LylbQHvNmSfduQJH

 

[AnOminous]

This would be illegal in the UK. If you trap an animal that's regarded as a pest of some kind -- we don't have raccoons, that I'm aware of, but say you caught rats? You can't go releasing those pests on land that you don't own. It's akin to delivering a plague to somebody else's property. It's a criminal offence and you'd be potentially liable for any civil damages -- ie, paying pest controllers to eradicate them from the land where you released them.

That's the most British thing I've ever heard. Do you have a loicense for such faggotry?

 

[I don't say the N-Word]

Mate, you’re on Kiwi Farms. Cruelty is our currency.

It's true. I got T&H by kicking Null in the balls. Obviously he doesn't want anyone to know about that little trick.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

whats Nicks finances like? we're halfway through the month and he's barely streamed and when he does its boring enough for it to not add much to his thread.

 

[AnOminous]

It's true. I got T&H by kicking Null in the balls. Obviously he doesn't want anyone to know about that little trick.

Quit lying, the only way to get T&H for free is by sending him pictures of either your dick, your feet, or your horrendous gunt.

 

[Sam Losco]

Nick, explain.

She still looked fine in '22, just a bit slutty since they were at Hedonism II. But now, holy neck muscles. Kayla, put the Ozempic down and eat a sandwich.

Quit lying, the only way to get T&H for free is by sending him pictures of either your dick, your feet, or your horrendous gunt.

That's also the 3 ways to become a mod.
Weirdly enough, Ralph has indirectly done all 3 of those.

 

[feral cat #6385]

This would be illegal in the UK. If you trap an animal that's regarded as a pest of some kind -- we don't have raccoons, that I'm aware of, but say you caught rats? You can't go releasing those pests on land that you don't own. It's akin to delivering a plague to somebody else's property. It's a criminal offence and you'd be potentially liable for any civil damages -- ie, paying pest controllers to eradicate them from the land where you released them.

Although people tend to think they're doing the humane thing, they actually aren't. Animals that get transplanted into strange territory generally struggle to survive. They'll often panic. Most pest controllers in the UK believe that the best way to deal with the issue is by humanely killing them.

Everything is illegal on your faggy little island. Pray that you lose World War III.

 

[Bing Chilling]

Just wait until you motherfuckers find out humans are animals too.

lmao faggot

 

[Retink Retunk]

She still looked fine in '22, just a bit slutty since they were at Hedonism II. But now, holy neck muscles. Kayla, put the Ozempic down and eat a sandwich.

No kidding, she looked healthy in '22, modern Kayla looks like the crypt keeper. At least that matches the cadaver she has for a "husband".