Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FamicomGorby]

I see Patrick as more of a Trevor Summers type

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trevor-summers-cross-examines-own-alleged-victim-ex-wife-alisa-mathewson

Close, but I think Patrick is actually pretty close to another murderer, Robert Telles.
Telles murdered a reporter that was writing about the shitty things he was doing. Like Patrick, he also abused his spouse. Main highlight is he is now representing himself, because he wants to put a bunch of bullshit into court about how the police framed him for the murder. The Judge basically went over for an hour how even though he's a lawyer, he doesn't know dick about criminal law. Then Tulles whined to a different court that the judge questioning his abilities was "biased".

That being said, I look forward to Patrick on true crime podcasts when someone finally gets too close to the pepperoni.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Is there a julay award for tard wrangler of the year?

Depending on how this proceeds Fatricks lawyers could be dead first for it

 

[Piggle Rick]

I wonder who is next in the lolsuit list once this one fails, there is no way he is going to stop, he is addicted to it now.

Even though I haven’t seen any grounds for him to do so, something in my gut says Piggy will sue Leslie (defamation? harassment?) nexxxT. She really gets under his fat skin.

 

[Judge Holden]

Breaking News: Area Pig has strong opinions on Fahrenheit vs Celsius


Aside from confirming once and for all his literal autism, notice how fat can turn the most mundane and uninteresting fucking opinion into the most smugfuck retardation imaginable.

The rotund queer is physically incapable of not making whatever "side" in an argument he latches on to look orders of magnitude worse simply by virtue of his inimitably obnoxious and ignorant manner of regurgitating half heard talking points and utter bullshit he makes up on the spot

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Good Tldr summary is this:
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Very politely worded warning to not test his patience. They cross the 14 month line, he's going to take any opportunity to punish them for it. So, yeah, like you said, he doesn't want to see this dragged out

Pat dragged his heels on the SFWA-funded lolsuit against anonymous trolls to the point where he lost the case. I wonder if he's going to try and pull the same eleventh hour stunt in dragging this out or if he'll finally get the shit slapped out of him by a judge who has below zero levels of tolerance for his antics.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Breaking News: Area Pig has strong opinions on Fahrenheit vs Celsius
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Aside from confirming once and for all his literal autism, notice how fat can turn the most mundane and uninteresting fucking opinion into the most smugfuck retardation imaginable.

The rotund queer is physically incapable of not making whatever "side" in an argument he latches on to look orders of magnitude worse simply by virtue of his inimitably obnoxious and ignorant manner of regurgitating half heard talking points and utter bullshit he makes up on the spot

>0 celsius
>jacket weather
If every bit of your body is protected by a 10 inch thick layer of fat, maybe. Jacket weather begins/stops at 10 (begins if going from summer to autumn, stops if going from winter to spring).
0 is when you start considering a fur coat.
Nevermind, I forgot this fat fucking faggot doesn't walk, he drives everywhere.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Fahrenheit vs Celsius

Metric fags stay winning by not having Fatrick on there side.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Pat dragged his heels on the SFWA-funded lolsuit against anonymous trolls to the point where he lost the case. I wonder if he's going to try and pull the same eleventh hour stunt in dragging this out or if he'll finally get the shit slapped out of him by a judge who has below zero levels of tolerance for his antics.

The judge has warned him that his shit won’t fly in this courtroom, and the sentence below the one @Useful_Mistake highlighted from that document warns the attorneys that he won’t deal with their incompetence or under-preparedness either. Seems like all parties have been told to come correct. For some reason I get the feeling that pats attorneys will end up excusing themselves when Pat starts childing them on the proper protocol of practicing law. I think the Owen fellas counted at least six attorneys Pat has been through since this retarded crusade began.

 

[AnOminous]

Interesting new order
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It looks like this judge runs a rocket docket. Things should move quickly. I wish I could be a fly on the wall at the meet and confer that is apparently going to happen really soon according to this order.

Everyone involved will be subjected to pig squealing and realize they're dealing with a FFWBT.

 

[McMitch]

>0 celsius
>jacket weather
If every bit of your body is protected by a 10 inch thick layer of fat, maybe. Jacket weather begins/stops at 10 (begins if going from summer to autumn, stops if going from winter to spring).
0 is when you start considering a fur coat.
Nevermind, I forgot this fat fucking faggot doesn't walk, he drives everywhere.

You’re way underestimating midwestern cold tolerance. For some, 0C is the transition from hoodie with shorts, and hoodie with long pants. Fat, skinny, they all seem to take longer to react to cold. A fur coat wouldn’t come out until you’re approaching -15C.

 

[TurboNAS]

After seeing the messy filings from Greer and Stebbins this order is a breath of fresh air. Sounds like Patrick rolled the dice and the Milwaukee court system assigned him a hanging judge.

"But this is a civil case, you don't get the death penalty for that."

That's where you're wrong little baby stalker infant child. Wait quietly for the scheduling motion.

 

[AnOminous]

he speed at which this Order came out and the references described makes me think this is the Milwaukee civil court's general procedure for "get on with it" - someone with PACER could check other filings perhaps.

It's a federal court. He's a Reagan appointee.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

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"cars stop turning over at 0 degrees"
Maybe your pile of shit V6 Rustang does, everything else (including my 30 year old pile of shit) will start up just fine, maybe a little slowly, in lower temps.
I think he stores spare niggeroni in his engine, clogging the intake and therefore making it not start.

 

[DumbDude43]

Metric fags stay winning by not having Fatrick on there side.

very surprising tbh, i would have expected fatrick to be a rabid celsius supremacist purely to dunk on murica
personally i find fahrenheit very alien and confusing while celsius is clear and concise, but if you grow up with the other system then you probably see it the exact opposite way, its really not something worth arguing over imo

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Breaking News: Area Pig has strong opinions on Fahrenheit vs Celsius
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Aside from confirming once and for all his literal autism, notice how fat can turn the most mundane and uninteresting fucking opinion into the most smugfuck retardation imaginable.

The rotund queer is physically incapable of not making whatever "side" in an argument he latches on to look orders of magnitude worse simply by virtue of his inimitably obnoxious and ignorant manner of regurgitating half heard talking points and utter bullshit he makes up on the spot

sheesh never thought I'd agree with fats on something though he's taking it to autistic levels I wouldn't dream of. Its like how I prefer cups and stuff for cooking.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

Anxiously awaiting the arc in which Patrick E. Dec bemoans the stalker child gangsterization of him by the gangster child criminal stalker judges and stalker child criminal justice system.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

It looks like this judge runs a rocket docket. Things should move quickly. I wish I could be a fly on the wall at the meet and confer that is apparently going to happen really soon according to this order.

Everyone involved will be subjected to pig squealing and realize they're dealing with a FFWBT.

"Okay we're hear to discuss how the city of Milwaukee has been accused of mishandling alleged incidents--"

"You are mishandling them, city child"

"Sir, we are trying to discuss matters so that when we present our cases the jury can be the finder of fact --"

"There are no facts you are simply lying. I have all the facts."

"Sir, we have to confer on this matter per the court's order--"

"The court is being inordinate and protecting that escaped pepperoni stuffing Evans. This is not how the law works. You cannot force me to meet with my abusers."

I have run out of ideas to keep this going. Somewhere along the way a neutral third party whacks his faucet dick and he squeals and falls over.

 

[The Feline Solution]

The plot is thickening (and so is Rick), are we about to witness a lolsuit that will end worse for Fatty than the initial suit against Quasi and John Doe #1 - #60? Will the idiots finally win? And why has that limey fuck still not released the documentary? Find out about this and more in the next episode of Dragonball Fat!

 

[Judge Holden]

I have run out of ideas to keep this going. Somewhere along the way a neutral third party whacks his faucet dick and he squeals and falls over.

 

[AnOminous]

The Judge basically went over for an hour how even though he's a lawyer, he doesn't know dick about criminal law. Then Tulles whined to a different court that the judge questioning his abilities was "biased".

This is why if you're a lawyer, or even a criminal lawyer (which this retard is not), you don't represent yourself. It's not a universal rule. For instance, if I were defending a Greer-tier nut lawsuit (like the Swift suit and not the copyright suit), I'd probably do that myself because it could be batted away with minimal effort, but needless to say, in a capital case where this dimwit almost certainly actually committed the murder, you fucking sell everything and find the best lawyer you can buy.

I think the Owen fellas counted at least six attorneys Pat has been through since this retarded crusade began.

That's a big red flag for a client. Eventually he won't be able to find any lawyers above Lionel Hutz level because nobody will want to take on a complete loser like this as a client, and even that guy will want a hefty retainer just to look at anything Piggy brings to him.