Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

The fact that he wants to be seen as a white, fatter Neil Degrasse Tyson but his all his science xeets are Blippi-tier is just peak Pat.
Blippi-tier made me lol and reminded me of the Harlem shake shit video that blippi was originally known for. Just spewing diarrhea all over his friend and the bathroom, it’s like pottery in comparison with fat’s seething midwit diarrhea being shat all over twitter. At least blippi had a friend, even after he shit on the guy.
 
Guys....guys fat is fucking CHILDing like it was 2018 again
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TLDR he made some retarded take on why Elon should have been legally banned from buying xitter and is having normies call him a big silly dummy for it, and is responding in the way we all know and love
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Note the autistic repetition of "you have never said/uttered a word of truth in your entire life child" from the FFWBT call. Rotundo-Retardo's prewritten one liners never fail to amuse, nor do they fail to confirm just how legitimately special needs he is.

EDIT: ah....nothing quite hits the spot like the revolted reactions normies have to a fatrick in the wild
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I actually googled what words exist in the english language to describe the opposite of charisma.
Merriam-Webster says this:
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Would say Jennifer manages a clean sweep.
 
Smirked at "Milwaukee Squatters Rights". This airBNB saga has been a boon to an already blessed thread
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Also take a fucking look at how wide he is flailing with his rage-oinks now
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He raging at Larry Correia, NOCHILDing about fucking farenheit again, threatening stalkers with prison so much I had to specifically filter his pigpasta out, and ofcourse screaming at LESLAAAAAAAAAAY
You are mentally ill, Leslie. It's time you leave my industry with some grace.
 
i've come across several judges that issue these orders as a matter of course in all of their cases. i've seen one such order go out (and set scheduling deadlines) before the defendant was even served with the complaint. after skimming, i didn't really see anything in this order to suggest it was specific and tailored to this complaint.
 
Alright, Professor Pig has now turned his polymathematical knowhow to the subject of Palaeontology
It's Frill Necked Lizard not Frilled Dragon you dumb munted cunt. How can someone be so confident in their intelligence yet get shit so consistantly wrong?
Smirked at "Milwaukee Squatters Rights". This airBNB saga has been a boon to an already blessed thread
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Also take a fucking look at how wide he is flailing with his rage-oinks now
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He raging at Larry Correia, NOCHILDing about fucking farenheit again, threatening stalkers with prison so much I had to specifically filter his pigpasta out, and ofcourse screaming at LESLAAAAAAAAAAY
50 degrees Celsius is not lethal. It is fucking uncomfortable, you sweat your ass off and you have to drink a lot of water, but I'll tell you first hand 50 degrees Celsius wont kill you. I've seen people work in engine pits that range from 47-52 degrees Celsius for open cut dredge lines for a couple of hours, you just gotta keep pumping the drinks into them and rotate them at about 3-4 hours. It's not ideal, but sometimes in order to fix a small whilst problem you do it as it is cheaper to fix the machine while running than restart it. Patrick, again, really has no idea of what he is talking about.
 
I actually googled what words exist in the english language to describe the opposite of charisma.
I've been playing 1st ed Pathfinder and my group is using the old "comeliness" stat.
You could say Rick has low comeliness, since comeliness takes physical appearance into account as well as force of personality.
50 degrees Celsius is not lethal. It is fucking uncomfortable, you sweat your ass off and you have to drink a lot of water, but I'll tell you first hand 50 degrees Celsius wont kill you.
I've been in an infrared sauna that roasted me to 57° C and I lived to call people on the internet fat idiots for another day.
You are mentally ill, Leslie. It's time you leave my industry with some grace.
Which industry, Pattycakes? Debt? Short-term rentals? Vexatious litigation?
Are you really part of the publishing industry if all you've published for the past 3 years are xeets?
 
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It looks like this judge runs a rocket docket. Things should move quickly. I wish I could be a fly on the wall at the meet and confer that is apparently going to happen really soon according to this order.

Everyone involved will be subjected to pig squealing and realize they're dealing with a FFWBT.
He's getting a contempt charge and I can't wait.
 
Alright, Professor Pig has now turned his polymathematical knowhow to the subject of Palaeontology
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Keep your slimy, grubby, greasy, disgusting pig digits off the lizards. I don't want your stench of putrid bacon rubbing off on them.
 
Like everything metrics based, blame piracy. Jefferson purchased extremely expensive stuff - weights, measures, etc to help us transition to the metric system. The shipment got robbed by pirates and the US never got them and we couldn't afford new ones so Jefferson basically said "Fuck it, imperial forever then" and then everything was based on Imperial so the switch to metric would be damn near impossible at this point, with every year that passes it becoming more and more difficult to switch over. By the time the railroad was invented it was impossible to switch over.
I watched a Why Files about this and it was pretty interesting.
 
All of Rick's stats are dumpstats.
He is a bard with 1 charisma.
In the old Path of Eternity game you could do joke builds like the idiot muscle wizard, a wizard with high strength low intelligence that did blasting damage cause you'd have very low spell duration. I love gimmick builds and gimp builds, but I don't know how you'd get a Pat build viable, in any system.

Maybe you could build him in Demon Hunter X, then he could be a human with skills like 'drive'. Have a character with 1 dot in practically everything, lots of reputation and debt drawbacks, then use all your saved dots to start the game with very high willpower, since holy shit you have to have high willpower to constantly type out "no, child" at hundreds of strangers a week.
 
Quasi101 posts for the first time in years.
He got paid. (inaccessible without OnA account)

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kf archive of the checks:
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" There was also another 10k but I don't have a check for that."
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Reminder that the principal for both debts was "only" $34 771.25. Patrick's 1.2 brain turned it into $84k by pretending it wasn't real.
 
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I would use a very small part of the money for a commemorative trophy. Like a small piggy bank with the name "Fatrick" and the engravings "No, Stalker Child! I did pay you every cent! Enjoy your savings!" :story:
 
Would love to be a fly on the wall when Nikki had to pay this. The whole week leading up to it, and the act itself. Also, the night after paying. You can just imagine her quietly seething about this, with Pat pacing around, ranting about the stalker children and how they will pay in the end.

Netflix has nothing on the Farms and its collection of spergs.
 
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