Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Adamska]

Yo Bret, I'll give ya a softball thing this time involving Star Trek, you know, because you failed at everything else in life.

So what are your thoughts on Worf's purple space bazooka? He fires it at a bunch of stuntmen, one of whom jumps AFTER the explosion. He isn't propelled by the explosion but moreso by himself jumping. It also never shows up again too. Why do you think they decided to do something that stupid?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Jesus son of Joseph had a near-death experience (NDE) on the Cross on the 1st Day of Passover Friday April 7, 30 AD. The Jewish Messiah survived the ordeal and may have lived another 40 years. God-incarnate was eventually buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

Wrong, his grave is in Aomori. There's just as much evidence for that story as there is for the Jesus family tomb. Also, if he didn't die on the cross, how could he have atoned for humanities sinful nature?

I was Albert Einstein in my eternal soul's last incarnation

So what did you do between April 1955 and July 1959

But I guess it's good to know that there's going to be an earth that people can reincarnate to for at least another million years, a short stretch of 10.000 years of bad reincarnations will be over relatively quickly and I welcome the challenge
>implying Brad has magic powers.

They don't take into consideration that Y'shua bar Yosef did NOT die on the Cross

Do you have anything to back that up? No? Didn't think so.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

@Brad Watson_Miami

Why does all of the numerology indicators of the antichrist and 7_4 only line up with English language names or events? Can the mark of the beast not appear in China or Japan? How would you apply that 26 letter theory to the Japanese language?

 

[YankeeTrader]

@Brad Watson_Miami

What are your thoughts on there being a 74% rise in autism diagnoses since the anti-vaxxer crowd has been a thing the past few years?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Everyone,

I have only told the truth on this thread. You may not like what I have to say, but it's all the truth.

Christianity is based on several tenets some of which are incorrect; here are the facts...

Y'shua bar Yosef was just that: son of Joseph - John 1:45. He was not "born of a virgin".

Jesus was born on Saturday April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 29 Nisan 3755 HC.

Jesus was God-incarnate. His eternal soul had been reincarnated many times before including the God-guy in the Guardin' of Eden, Enoch, Noah, Abraham, Joseph, Moses,* King Solomon, and other Biblical figures. And this 'Christ soul' was also incarnate as non-Biblical figures like Confucius, Pythagoras, Julius Caesar, and others.

Jesus taught reincarnation, "If you're willing to accept it, John the Baptist is Elijah reincarnated. Those who have been initiated in the ancient sacred Mysteries will understand." - Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58

Mary Magdalen was the 'queen' from the Tribe of Benjamin. She married John d' Baptist the 'king' of the Tribe of Judah and she had his son John the Apostle. When the Baptist was executed by Herod II, Magdalen was married to his 2nd cousin at the Wedding at Cana. Jesus adopted John the Apostle. Magdalen was pregnant at the time of the crucifixion.

The Jewish Messiah was lashed 39 times and crucified on the 1st Day of Passover Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC.

Jesus did not die on the Cross; he appeared to be dead. God-incarnate had a near-death experience (NDE).

Jesus hung out in Jerusalem and Galilee for 40 days, then he split. If he had been recognized by his enemies, he would have been killed for real. He appeared to Saul/Paul on the Road to Damascus.

There are reports that Jesus (& Magdalen) went to Egypt, South of France, Kashmir, and Shingō, Aomori (Japan). There's a legend that Jesus and Joseph of Arimathea went to Glastonbury, England.

Sometime in the 40 years after his crucifixion in 30 AD, Jesus the Christ died. His bones were placed in an ossuary which was put in the Jesus Family Tomb in East Talpiot.

Jesus has been reincarnated many times since including Origen of Alexandria, Muhammad...St. Bernard→ Fibonacci→Dante→Nicole Oresme→ Joan of Arc→Da Vinci→Galileo→Carlos Sigüenza→Ben Franklin→ Lincoln→Einstein→me.

I, the Christ, have returned to save Mother Earth, humanity, and animals. I Judge everyone "according to their actions" - Rev 20:12-13, 22:12.


*Synchronism: 08:51 "The 2nd Coming of the earthquake (re. Hurri. Matthew in Haiti)" - Weather Channel

@Electric Eye, This weirdo

weirdo=74=W23+E5+I9+R18+D4+O15

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

Sentence: Really awful luck, 10,000 years reincarnated non-human with 74 years non-commutable, when you're born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You're now added to my Ignore list.

(I just tweaked this...)

Everyone,

I have only told the truth on this thread. You may not like what I have to say, but it's all the truth.

Christianity is based on several tenets some of which are incorrect; here are the facts...

Y'shua bar Yosef was just that: son of Joseph - John 1:45. He was not "born of a virgin".

Jesus was born on Saturday April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 29 Nisan 3755 HC.

Jesus was God-incarnate. His eternal soul had been reincarnated many times before including the God-guy in the Guardin' of Eden, Enoch, Noah, Abraham, Joseph, Moses, King Solomon, and other Biblical figures. And this 'Christ soul' was also incarnate as non-Biblical figures like Confucius, Pythagoras, Julius Caesar, and others.

Jesus taught reincarnation, "If you're willing to accept it, John the Baptist is Elijah reincarnated. Those who have been initiated in the ancient sacred Mysteries will understand." - Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58

Mary Magdalen was the 'queen' from the Tribe of Benjamin. She married John d' Baptist the 'king' of the Tribe of Judah and she had his son John the Apostle. When the Baptist was executed by Herod II, Magdalen was married to his 2nd cousin at the Wedding at Cana. Jesus adopted John the Apostle. Magdalen was pregnant at the time of the crucifixion.

The Jewish Messiah was lashed 39 times and crucified on the 1st Day of Passover Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC.

Jesus did not die on the Cross; he appeared to be dead. God-incarnate had a near-death experience (NDE).

Jesus hung out in Jerusalem and Galilee for 40 days, then he split. If he had been recognized by his enemies, he would have been killed for real. He appeared to Saul/Paul on the Road to Damascus.

There are reports that Jesus (& Magdalen) went to Egypt, South of France, Kashmir, and Shingō, Aomori (Japan). There's a legend that Jesus and Joseph of Arimathea went to Glastonbury, England that I tend to believe.

Sometime in the 40 years after the Crucifixion in 30 AD, Jesus the Christ died. His bones were placed in an ossuary which was put in the Jesus Family Tomb on the highest hill of East Talpiot (between Bethlehem and Jerusalem). The tomb was discovered in 1119 by the Knights Templar who took the bones of Jesus to the Pope. The Templars had also discovered scrolls with great information when they excavated beneath the Temple Mount, i.e. Jesus & Magdalen were married and their birthdates - hers was May 8, 2 BC / 8.5.752 AUC.

Jesus has been reincarnated many times since including Origen of Alexandria, Muhammad...St. Bernard→ Fibonacci→Dante→Nicole Oresme→ Joan of Arc→Da Vinci→Galileo→Carlos Sigüenza→Ben Franklin→ Lincoln→Einstein→me.

I, the Christ, have returned to save Mother Earth, humanity, and animals. I Judge everyone "according to their actions" - Rev 20:12-13, 22:12.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

@Brad Watson_Miami

If you put everyone on ignore here who questions you, this thread will just be like all your other threads on your website. Empty, echoing chambers of your own voice.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

So what are your thoughts on Worf's purple space bazooka?

I think he should stick it up your ass!

 

[YankeeTrader]

@Brad Watson_Miami

Purple text on black isn't helping you in the least.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

The Four Noble Truths comprise the essence of Buddha's teachings, though they leave much left unexplained. They are the truth of suffering, the truth of the cause of suffering, the truth of the end of suffering, and the truth of the path that leads to the end of suffering.

Ok, how many Kiwis are suffering? How? Please don't make me suffer through a bunch of stupid answers.

 

[Adamska]

The funniest thing is his utter repetition of all the things he was proven wrong about already are in a color that makes those using the dark format unable to read his sperging. To remedy this and to take a break from academics, I'll go through the list right now and re-refute them because fuggit:

Everyone,

I have only told the truth on this thread.

Is that why you openly lie about things like the spelling of words, what the bible actually says, star trek quotes, and intentionally repeat stuff that was already debunked?

You may not like what I have to say, but it's all the truth.

The truth being that the only thing Brad Watson can look forward to is his own funeral.

Christianity is based on several tenets some of which are incorrect; here are the facts...

Translation: I throw out most of the bible in favor of my own drug ramblings. I expect people to buy it instantly and tantrum and repeat it louder like some autistic guy whenever they don't, which is all the time.

Y'shua bar Yosef was just that: son of Joseph - John 1:45. He was not "born of a virgin".

Which spits in the face of pretty much all of the Christian denominations and is flatly wrong on a theological basis.

Jesus was born on Saturday April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 29 Nisan 3755 HC.

This is probably the first thing I'll agree with him on; Jesus likely was born in the spring, though his year is unknown.

Jesus was God-incarnate. His eternal soul had been reincarnated many times before including the God-guy in the Guardin' of Eden, Enoch, Noah, Abraham, Joseph, Moses,* King Solomon, and other Biblical figures.

This of course goes completely against the notion that he could not have been God in the Garden of Eden, Enoch was picked up to heaven without dying, and that nowhere in the Bible is any of this stated.

This doesn't even begin to go into how that's not what Incarnate means, since it refers to in the flesh; you're basically saying Jesus was an Avatar of the big G like Krishna was to Brahma.

And this 'Christ soul' was also incarnate as non-Biblical figures like Confucius, Pythagoras, Julius Caesar, and others.

How convenient, especially considering you claim to be a reincarnation of him too, as well as being him and then deny that you are him all at once depending on how you want to try and weakly defend your garbage hypothesis.

Jesus taught reincarnation, "If you're willing to accept it, John the Baptist is Elijah reincarnated. Those who have been initiated in the ancient sacred Mysteries will understand." - Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58

Didn't @voiceguy and @RomanesEuntDomus both pretty much dick slap you with quotes not just from the J-man himself, but three of his apostles and the guy who wrote Revelation that said fuck no it doesn't? I seem to remember this.

Mary Magdalen was the 'queen' from the Tribe of Benjamin. She married John d' Baptist the 'king' of the Tribe of Judah and she had his son John the Apostle. When the Baptist was executed by Herod II, Magdalen was married to his 2nd cousin at the Wedding at Cana. Jesus adopted John the Apostle. Magdalen was pregnant at the time of the crucifixion.

I have no fucking clue where the hell you stole any of these ideas of, since last I checked John the Baptist was also John the Bachelor, and Magdalene was just some lady Jesus exorcised demons from (and who later became a ho by medieval monks). I'd say Dan Brown, but it has to include at least another source.

The Jewish Messiah was lashed 39 times and crucified on the 1st Day of Passover Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC.

Hey, a second time I can agree with you. This is a first! Shame you'll just say something stupidly wrong from something like a Dan Brown book or a tier-z TV show...

Jesus did not die on the Cross; he appeared to be dead. God-incarnate had a near-death experience (NDE).

Like this piece of trash. Nice going with calling Christianity a sham Brad. Because this is THE tenet and most basic element of the faith; that J-Dawg got a cap in his ass for our bads.

Jesus hung out in Jerusalem and Galilee for 40 days, then he split. If he had been recognized by his enemies, he would have been killed for real. He appeared to Saul/Paul on the Road to Damascus.

Last I checked he just did the preaching thing and then ascended on a mountain. Plus 40 days really just meant umpteenth bajillion long time. Plus I seem to recall the Damascus moment being a vision, not a real appearance. But hey, if I get proven wrong, I'll admit it, unlike you Brad.

There are reports that Jesus (& Magdalen) went to Egypt, South of France, and Kashmir. There's a legend that Jesus and Joseph of Arimathea went to Glastonbury, England.

I think this also came from the Dan Brown book and is thus full of more shit than Miami's flooded sewage system.

Sometime in the 40 years after his crucifixion in 30 AD, Jesus the Christ died. His bones were placed in an ossuary which was put in the Jesus Family Tomb in East Talpiot.

Which has been disproven and debunked. Sorry chum, but repeating this isn't going to make it true.

Jesus has been reincarnated many times since including Origen of Alexandria, Muhammad...St. Bernard→ Fibonacci→Dante→Nicole Oresme→ Joan of Arc→Da Vinci→Galileo→Carlos Sigüenza→Ben Franklin→ Lincoln→Einstein→me.

A delusional cokehead from Florida with no life accomplishments and a massive case of arrogance considering he prays to himself to destroy his enemies. What a tool.

I, the Christ, have returned to save Mother Earth, humanity, and animals. I Judge everyone "according to their actions" - Rev 20:12-13, 22:12.

That's why all you do is scream threats at people and host retarded disasterthons to smite your enemies... which don't work because you're a delusional couch potato.

As an aside, I hate when he uses colors, since I can't cancel the color even with the option in the forum for some stupid reason. So blame him for writing like an escaped mental patient if it's a bit hard to read in Kiwi Light.

And to respond to his answer to my Star Trek question come on now, I thought I was being ignored... either way, nice proof of being a childish man who can't even respond to nice questions.

 

[Electric Eye]

weirdo=74=W23+E5+I9+R18+D4+O15

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

Sentence: Really awful luck, 10,000 years reincarnated non-human with 74 years non-commutable, when you're born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You're now added to my Ignore list.

But how can I repent if you put me on ignore?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The Four Noble Truths comprise the essence of Buddha's teachings, though they leave much left unexplained. They are the truth of suffering, the truth of the cause of suffering, the truth of the end of suffering, and the truth of the path that leads to the end of suffering.

Ok, how many Kiwis are suffering? How? Please don't make me suffer through a bunch of stupid answers.

You would think a guy who was Jesus would know an analogy when he sees one.

To live is to suffer Brad, by following the tenants of the 8 fold way one can get on the road to ease that suffering. You probably knew that being Confucius.

 

[voiceguy]

Sometime in the 40 years after the Crucifixion in 30 AD, Jesus the Christ died. His bones were placed in an ossuary which was put in the Jesus Family Tomb on the highest hill of East Talpiot (between Bethlehem and Jerusalem). The tomb was discovered in 1119 by the Knights Templar who took the bones of Jesus to the Pope.

Really? Well, if the Templars took the bones of Jesus to the Pope, then whose bones were in the ossuary when it was found in 1980?

Contradiction confirmed. You are a pathological liar.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Wrong, his grave is in Aomori. There's just as much evidence for that story as there is for the Jesus Family Tomb.

Wrong. But thanks for reminding of Aomori. Have you seen the documentary and/or read the book Jesus Family Tomb? I bet $74 you haven't. But don't let not doing any homework stop you from acting like you're a frickin' expert!

See Section 7.4 of http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Aomori_Prefecture

Also, if he didn't die on the cross, how could he have atoned for humanities sinful nature?

By not dying on the Cross, that meant that Y'shua suffered much more!

So what did you do between April 1955 and July 1959?

This is the best question I've received in two guckinf years on KiwiFarms! I went up into the heavens: off-planet.

But I guess it's good to know that there's going to be an earth that people can reincarnate to for at least another million years, a short stretch of 10.000 years of bad reincarnations will be over relatively quickly and I welcome the challenge >implying Brad has magic powers.

You've got it. What animal(s) would you like to be reincarnated as and why?

(Re: Jesus surviving his crucifixion) Do you have anything to back that up?

Logic, science, and a dictionary. The definition of 'death' is final. In 1974, the term 'near-death experience' (NDE) was coined. Now, I hear that 1-in-25 people experience a NDE.
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Near-death_experience

To live is to suffer Brad, by following the tenants of the 8 fold way one can get on the road to ease that suffering.

Wrong. This is heaven. To live is to pursue happiness and joy!

Are you currently suffering? If so, why?

You probably knew that being Confucius.

I wasn't Buddha, I was Pythagoras. While Buddha was busy taking everything that was physical and making it metaphysical, I was busy evolving math & science - taking things that were metaphysical and making them physical.

Buddha was NOT the reincarnation of Krishna and Vishnu - Pythagoras/I was.

 

[bacterium]

@Brad Watson_Miami I am trying to figure out my reincarnation history. So far I have figured out that I was previously living as Freud, James Madison, and John Hancock. But I am kind of stuck now.

 

[YankeeTrader]

@Brad Watson_Miami I am trying to figure out my reincarnation history. So far I have figured out that I was previously living as Freud, James Madison, and John Hancock. But I am kind of stuck now.

I thought you looked familiar. I was John Adams!

 

[Adamska]

So far all I found out was I was Ivan IV of the house of Rurik and some wacky Serbian inventor using the art of the ouija board and consulting a cheese pizza.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Christianity is based on several tenets some of which are incorrect; here are the facts...

Brad, I would be interested in hearing your definition of "facts". How is any of this "fact", other than having been written into your Space Jesus Fan-Fiction (SJFF) having been cobbled together from really shitty History Channel filler material? Basically, you're blending Ancient Aliens and The Bible for dummies like some other idiot might mash up... oh, I dunno, Pikachu and Sonic.

Question: if you contend that Jesus was beaten, and hung on a cross, but did not die, how exactly would he have survived the motherfucking nightmare of an infection caused by being pierced several dozen times by unsanitary weapons, nails, then being wrapped in a blanket over any number of open wounds, then left without water or nourishment for days? Even today with full knowledge of modern germ theory, it's nearly impossible to think someone would survive that. In Roman times, when even a superficial cut could be lethal in the long run, it's unfathomable that he would have survived.

Frankly, it would actually be more miraculous for him to have survived that than to have died and risen from the grave, IMO.

I thought you looked familiar. I was John Adams!

I was the apostle Bartholomew, but Brad doesn't give a shit. Dude has no regard for his long-time homies, yo. He's all like "What have you done for me lately?".

 

[voiceguy]

By not dying on the Cross, that meant that Y'shua suffered much more!

Frankly, it would actually be more miraculous for him to have survived that than to have died and risen from the grave, IMO.

@ChurchOfGodBear
Careful, dude, that was dangerously close to agreeing with Brad!

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

The Fulfillment of Prophecy ​

There is no 'destruction of the world'; that's always been a mistranslation/ misinterpretation of Matthew 24:3 which correctly refers to the "end of the age". 12/21/12 marked the end of the Age of Pisces and the beginning of the Age of Aquarius/New Age/Messianic Age.

Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist who was the "great deceiver" and was the "ruler of the world who lied to all nations and was wounded yet lived". - The Revelation Ch 12-13

George Walker Bush (Jr.) was the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist who "exercised all the power/authority of the 1st Beast". "He made fire come down from the heavens in front of everyone" with the "destruction of Babylon (Iraq War)".

Pope Benedict XVI was the "false prophet".

United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy or sell with".

Donald Trump = 666 when using the 'Evil 48 Code' of A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74.
D52+O63+N62+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64 = 666

"Armageddon" (Rev 16:16) is Syria.

I, the Christ, have returned and produced the "resurrection of the dead" through reincarnation. In my eternal soul's last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein. 2,000 years ago, I was Jesus son of Joseph. The proof of this claim are the "7 Seals" (Rev 5:1) revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'; see http://7seals.blogspot.com .

Now you can't tell GOD, "I didn't know!"