Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
From the first 10 seconds of @elb 's above Candace Owens clip.
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I want to highlight that screenshot you took. Either he has given up on the combover entirely or he's so bad at it that he actually managed to do whatever this is and made it a lot worse. There's aircraft carriers out there with less space than Nick is showing of his scalp. Medieval monks had less of that showing. What, social media expert king of superchats can't afford hair transplants or muster the dignity to go bald with some fucking grace? Your beard seems decently groomed, just shave your head, it'll look like the Balldo you love so much which is still a massive step up from your current situation.
 
What, social media expert king of superchats can't afford hair transplants
Even if he could, those require some level of maintenance, if Nicky got one it would be the male equivalent of Anisa's tits all over again, plus I'm unsure about the issues that him being the first man to be bitten by a radioactive deer with chronic wasting disease would bring with it.

My professional diagnosis as an internet retard: he needs to do the Vegeta makeover before giving his hair a last hurrah
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He's certainly got the expression and more importantly, the hairline to pull it off, it might even bring the weeb superchatters back! it won't lmao
 
Improving his hair situation would require caring about how he looks, so doubtful. And beyond that his hair isn't even whats aging him the hardest at this point, it's the gaunt sagging face and eyes.
 
He actually is incredibly more likely to have contracted AIDS or HIV than to have rhabdomyalysis. He's a swinger who goes to nigger sex resorts and gay bars. Him having a gay disease would be the least surprising thing in Rekieta history.
When even the "let's pump the breaks guy" says Nick probably has gay nigger AIDS :story: Rekieta Bros say winning!
 
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1h30m The story of the Trojan horse doesn't make any sense
I'm glad Nick has such a "keen" understanding of Greek Mythology, it really makes those jokes about his Uranus style castration even funnier. I'm sure he compares his wife to Pasiphae all the time, but if I had to relate him to any character from the Greek mythos, the obvious answer would be Narcissus mentally, and Hephaestus physically and sexually (if you know, you know).
 
I'm glad Nick has such a "keen" understanding of Greek Mythology, it really makes those jokes about his Uranus style castration even funnier. I'm sure he compares his wife to Pasiphae all the time, but if I had to relate him to any character from the Greek mythos, the obvious answer would be Narcissus mentally, and Hephaestus physically and sexually (if you know, you know).
Nick’s favorite author is Dick Masterson
 
Brakes.
I think I've seen caps of him announcing he's high as a kite in chat
Isn't he the guy who would ban people "in his sleep"? Maybe that should have been a bigger tip off than it was. Rather than be annoyed / concerned that your mod is banning people in his sleep, he found it amusing.
 
You made me think of the second Pikmin game. You collect mundane human objects as treasures, but the objects are given grandiose names. A compass is called the "Director of Destiny", a spring is a "Coiled Launcher", etc.

I can imagine collecting objects in Rekieta's room while this music plays:

Balldo = Impotence Cradle
Single dorito = King's Feast
Cellphone = Aquatic Communicator
Artwork = Profligate Floormat
Whiskey bottle = Dignity Hourglass
Webcam = Degeneracy Portal
Family Photo = Obelisk of Regret
Bag of Cocaine = Vigilance Confection
DUI Ticket = Daily Commendation
Whiskey Cork = Warden of Happiness
 
Was going to do a writeup on this awhile ago since I didn't see anyone point it out, but since no further information is forthcoming on the topic, this post is for interested parties trying to account for Mandy's "KF apology" picture and for posterity if nothing else.

The Mandy's overall image was a composite of many images of different women, and as far as I can tell he only used the real Mandy's name (not her likeness, profession, or anything beyond the Shreveport, Louisiana connection). Of the different pictures that were posted, this one stands out as having a direct connection to whoever is behind "Mandy" since she is actually holding a (folded) picture of a Mandy drawing:

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This looks to be someone from the Smith family. Reviewing the memorial video for Daniel's father, Randy Smith, shows pictures of Randy and his family. There is a very close match for the girl holding the folded picture in terms of hair color, bristly hair line, and skin tone (darker skin with lighter palms and nail beds) and would be in Daniel's sphere of influence. Here are some images from the video:

Of note is the Titanic picture since it shows a date (June 22, 2013).

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If Mandy is female, then it is possible that one of the girls above is the one creating a composite persona by mixing names and experiences of people close to her with some variations, like Daniel's vehicle collision to get attention, Randy or "other" Daniel (see below) working at GM as well as images from the Internet and solicited help from family members (used Daniel's phone) to try and cover her tracks.

If Mandy is male, then it is possible that Daniel Harris created a composite persona by mixing names and experiences of people close to him with some variations (the "sister-in-law" death, Randy working at GM) as well as images from the Internet and solicited some help from female family members (KF apology picture) to try and cover his tracks.

Though "Mandy" is a composite through and through, the phone dox on Joe's show and car accident combined with pictures of Randy Smith's and the time of his death as mentioned in Balldo's Gate's post is the strongest contender for placing Daniel as Mandy proper.

I still have questions that can't be answered without knowing more about Daniel himself. Also, unsure who this Dan Harris is who wrote on Randy's obituary, because he mentions meeting him at Shreveport (Mandy associates with that place), appears to have worked for GM as Mandy has claimed, passively brought up how hard their life has been like Mandy does, and also doesn't sound like one of Randy's children ("met" in Shreveport) on top of a slew of other questions this raises. Without knowing more facts about the Mandy-Daniel himself there isn't much of a reference point to discern what is(n't) true or appropriated from another source.

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Such is the existence of a composite online persona. Interesting that there is so much disinformation about "Mandy" compared to actual information about Daniel in terms of volume. Daniel has no confirmed pictures, academic records, or the like from what I've seen on this thread. It may be enough to convince some that Mandy is a man, which is enough for some, but the trail goes cold PDQ after that.

Funny, all the effort to show that Mandy might be, in reality... someone who barely exists.
 
This looks to be someone from the Smith family. Reviewing the memorial video for Daniel's father, Randy Smith, shows pictures of Randy and his family. There is a very close match for the girl holding the folded picture in terms of hair color, bristly hair line, and skin tone (darker skin with lighter palms and nail beds) and would be in Daniel's sphere of influence. Here are some images from the video:

I also struggle to make any sense of these pictures. My best guess would be that these kids are mostly grandchildren rather than Randy's kids. I'd assume that the woman in blue in the Titanic pic is his actual daughter, and the mixed race kids are her kids.

I'd guess that that's the same woman at SeaLife Centre. She appears to have found a new partner and three (possibly four?) additional kids in this pic -- my guess would be that these are stepchildren that came along with the new partner.

She looks older in the SeaLife pic -- as do the mixed race kids, so I'm assuming this is taken later. But wouldn't you want some pics of your male children in a memorial video like this? Has Randy disowned Daniel for trooning out? It seems bizzare that they wouldn't include a single picture of your son in a compilation like this.
 
She looks older in the SeaLife pic -- as do the mixed race kids, so I'm assuming this is taken later. But wouldn't you want some pics of your male children in a memorial video like this? Has Randy disowned Daniel for trooning out? It seems bizzare that they wouldn't include a single picture of your son in a compilation like this.
Or maybe because Daniel Harris is a homosexual who spent 15 years wasting thousands of dollars on TF2 whilst searching for gay sex. Older Southerners dislike that sort of thing.

Pretty sure CGoodie also claimed that Man-Daniel also had a boyfriend of a decade, so he's 100% confirmed homosexual. He's probably just too old to troon out, like if he were 15-20 years younger he'd definitely be a troon but he settles for pretending to a woman online and taking it up the ass IRL.
 
The Mandy's overall image was a composite of many images of different women, and as far as I can tell he only used the real Mandy's name (not her likeness, profession, or anything beyond the Shreveport, Louisiana connection). Of the different pictures that were posted, this one stands out as having a direct connection to whoever is behind "Mandy" since she is actually holding a (folded) picture of a Mandy drawing:
I had thought another person they know holding the picture was a high possibility given they put on the sheet "KF"... I don't recall Mandy saying KF in their message bait, but it's not like I store away their existence in my permanent memory. "KF" is something they could have written on there if they didn't want anyone else seeing the picture of context (including the person wearing it) to know "who" they were referring to.

If they put "Kiwi Farms", it could be easily figured out. "Kf" instead could be someone's initials or a screen name. Mandy probably can't hide their terminally online behavior, so I'm sure such a person probably thinks they find plenty of weird shit to care about online that they don't know about. In other words, they could've told them that "KF" is some weirdo they met on Discord, etc.

As silly and stupid as that would sound to a normal person, it would be a plausible story for someone like Mandy. Mandy engages in attention seeking victim behavior online, so it's very likely they do that offline. They could've given them any number of fabricated bullshit to persuade someone to participate in this online drama...

Edit: I added some line breaks. I didn't realize how long these texts blocked on mobile... it's a better habit anyway.
 
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