🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[FiveStarAce]

Ralph is just sad and the sektur sucks now

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

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Are you going to take that from a cripple or are you going to dox him and go beat him up like a real man Ralph?

 

[Mynameisdark]

Putting on a boring ass show is Ralph's ultimate revenge. You'll know he's considering ending it all if he starts bragging about how low his numbers are. He can claim some morbid authorship of his demise. When in reality he let it all rattle, and fall into the thick shag carpet of his Yucatán apartment. By claiming he's winning all the time, Ralph just wants to convince people he is even trying.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Putting on a boring ass show is Ralph's ultimate revenge. You'll know he's considering ending it all if he starts bragging about how low his numbers are. He can claim some morbid authorship of his demise. When in reality he let it all rattle, and fall into the thick shag carpet of his Yucatán apartment. By claiming he's winning all the time, Ralph just wants to convince people he is even trying.

He's pretty fortunate that Merida is one of the safest cities in Mexico. So if he were to get evicted, compared to Cancun and Coatzacoalcos. He wouldn't have to worry about crime all too much.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Sounds like a slight at Amanda Morris. Hope she has a restraining order on the piggy.

IIRC both she and Rozy have restraint orders on EOR.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ralph is just sad and the sektur sucks now

Yesterday afternoon I was bored and looked up some old Sunrise production (RIP) clips and they really illustrate how bad things have gotten. Almost exactly two years ago Ralph was outside Elijah Schaffer's office gunt shuffling to rap music while screaming about how he's a homosexual coward. This was right before he hosted the first bowling event which was hilariously entertaining. Here we are two years later and things are so bad threads that used to be active multiple times ago sometimes go a full 24 hours untouched. People aren't even clipping his shit anymore. It's sad man. Ethan Ralph used to my top lolcow.

The sektor dies not with a bang but a whimper. Ralph slowly fading into oblivion and his viewership continues to die and even his detractors stop caring until one day he just keels over and gets a small note on the front page.

The fact that a boring fuckwit parasite who's never been interesting like Cog has a more active thread right now says it all.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Yesterday afternoon I was bored and looked up some old Sunrise production (RIP) clips and they really illustrate how bad things have gotten. Almost exactly two years ago Ralph was outside Elijah Schaffer's office gunt shuffling to rap music while screaming about how he's a homosexual coward. This was right before he hosted the first bowling event which was hilariously entertaining. Here we are two years later and things are so bad threads that used to be active multiple times ago sometimes go a full 24 hours untouched. People aren't even clipping his shit anymore. It's sad man. Ethan Ralph used to my top lolcow.

His self-destruction has been entertaining beyond expectations, but all things end.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

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Bing, draw me Henry Rollins with AIDS.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Yesterday afternoon I was bored and looked up some old Sunrise production (RIP) clips and they really illustrate how bad things have gotten. Almost exactly two years ago Ralph was outside Elijah Schaffer's office gunt shuffling to rap music while screaming about how he's a homosexual coward. This was right before he hosted the first bowling event which was hilariously entertaining. Here we are two years later and things are so bad threads that used to be active multiple times ago sometimes go a full 24 hours untouched. People aren't even clipping his shit anymore. It's sad man. Ethan Ralph used to my top lolcow.

The sektor dies not with a bang but a whimper. Ralph slowly fading into oblivion and his viewership continues to die and even his detractors stop caring until one day he just keels over and gets a small note on the front page.

The fact that a boring fuckwit parasite who's never been interesting like Cog has a more active thread right now says it all.

All we’re going to get is this again



One brief note. No loved ones saying how sad they are he’s gone. His kids won’t really care because they never knew him. Hardest hit will be Cog and the Casino because they can’t grift off him.

 

[Axiom.]

All we’re going to get is this again

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One brief note. No loved ones saying how sad they are he’s gone. His kids won’t really care because they never knew him. Hardest hit will be Cog and the Casino because they can’t grift off him.

I can see someone like Elaine, Grace Thorp, and Esoshaggy say how much Ralph meant to them because he was "a good friend" or something to that effect but other than that, it'll just be gravedancing saying how much he's burning in hell

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I can see someone like Elaine, Grace Thorp, and Esoshaggy say how much Ralph meant to them because he was "a good friend" or something to that effect but other than that, it'll just be gravedancing saying how much he's burning in hell

To be fair, I've already got some of the lyrics to the song written and one of the lines is:

And now he has gunt to his reward

My life philosophy has always been that you can never be too prepared.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Yesterday afternoon I was bored and looked up some old Sunrise production (RIP) clips and they really illustrate how bad things have gotten. Almost exactly two years ago Ralph was outside Elijah Schaffer's office gunt shuffling to rap music while screaming about how he's a homosexual coward. This was right before he hosted the first bowling event which was hilariously entertaining. Here we are two years later and things are so bad threads that used to be active multiple times ago sometimes go a full 24 hours untouched. People aren't even clipping his shit anymore. It's sad man. Ethan Ralph used to my top lolcow.

The sektor dies not with a bang but a whimper. Ralph slowly fading into oblivion and his viewership continues to die and even his detractors stop caring until one day he just keels over and gets a small note on the front page.

The fact that a boring fuckwit parasite who's never been interesting like Cog has a more active thread right now says it all.

The content really is less peaks and more troughs these days.

However, Ralph's always had phases where he's been relatively boring for a few months.

Do you really believe this nigga is gonna be sober the rest of his life? I highly doubt it. I mean fuck... I've been avidly following this trainwreck since 2019?

He'll be back, the Sektur will re-emerge from it's slumber, but for now it's on a hiatus.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

The content really is less peaks and more troughs these days.

However, Ralph's always had phases where he's been relatively boring for a few months.

Do you really believe this nigga is gonna be sober the rest of his life? I highly doubt it. I mean fuck... I've been avidly following this trainwreck since 2019?

He'll be back, the Sektur will re-emerge from it's slumber, but for now it's on a hiatus.

Yea I remeber when he turned on fuentes, "Ohh what a king" "Hes gonna get sober" "He is gonna bring down cozy"
If you think he is gonna change. I have a bridge to sell you.

In spirit of my avater. "What can change the nature of A Gunt"

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Yea I remeber when he turned on fuentes, "Ohh what a king" "Hes gonna get sober" "He is gonna bring down cozy"
If you think he is gonna change. I have a bridge to sell you.

It was funny to cheer him on though, maybe a couple of people still believed he was going to be a good boy from now on but at the end of the day he was shitting on someone that the site had grown to genuinely hate.

I also sort of saw it as his last chance. He had made nice with a lot of his old enemies, his board even got changed to be more about the Sektur. Most people were all like, "Okay Ralph, don't fuck this up even though you're probably going to".

Then he fucked it up and we all had a good laugh.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Yea I remeber when he turned on fuentes, "Ohh what a king" "Hes gonna get sober" "He is gonna bring down cozy"
If you think he is gonna change. I have a bridge to sell you.

The thing is, even though he seems to be far more sober now than he has ever been, there are a lot of aspects of his personality that have barely changed at all. He's still a spiteful, awful little goblin man with a temper. He still doesn't see his kids, still is a complete sack of shit. He's just less outwardly unhinged all the time, isn't slurring nonsense and doing insane shit constantly. That's who he is.

I can't see him staying sober though, I think he's someone who needs to have a little safety bubble around him to be a mess though. Before now he had Sandra to wipe his ass and pick up his piss bottles, then he had May. Ultimately, now that he lacks an enabler he has been able to stay off the drink for a decent amount of time - probably because he knows he will die if he spends his life completely fucked up without someone to feed him.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

All we’re going to get is this again

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One brief note. No loved ones saying how sad they are he’s gone. His kids won’t really care because they never knew him. Hardest hit will be Cog and the Casino because they can’t grift off him.

One day in the next 5 or so years you are going to log in to Kiwifarms and you'll see this and go "Ethan Ralph? That gunt guy?" and then keep scrolling.

 

[Jew-ish]

I want to see Ralph hop on the AVGN copycat train 17 years too late. At this point it's almost the least expected outcome, right behind redemption.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

One day in the next 5 or so years you are going to log in to Kiwifarms and you'll see this and go "Ethan Ralph? That gunt guy?" and then keep scrolling.
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It's because he has no one to talk to anymore. It's Dick and Vito and then some people willing to go and do his show to shill to 200 people like Styx. I figure he has one great conflagration left in him and that's if he gets into a fight with Dick, which I don't see happening because Dick doesn't give a shit and will whisper sweet guntings in his ear forever.

 

[Obscura539]

To be fair, I've already got some of the lyrics to the song written and one of the lines is:

And now he has gunt to his reward

My life philosophy has always been that you can never be too prepared.

I like the way you think.

In preparation of that fateful day I will leave an eulogy ala Chat GPT.

Ladies and gentlemen, we gather here today to remember Ethan Ralph, the enigmatic host of the Killstream. His digital presence was marked by controversy, wit, and a penchant for stirring the pot. Let us reflect on his legacy:

Ethan Ralph, a man of many aliases, carved out a niche in the chaotic landscape of online streaming. The Killstream, his virtual stage, echoed with debates, drama, and the clashing of ideologies. Whether you loved him or loathed him, you couldn’t ignore him.

He spawned into existence on the 3rd of March, 2016, like a digital Prometheus. His beefs were legendary—Britbongs, lolcow drama, and the occasional Twitter feud. But beneath the provocateur’s facade lay a complex soul, navigating the treacherous waters of internet fame.

The Gunt, as he was affectionately known, had a gravitational pull. His loyal audience tuned in for the latest controversies, the unfiltered rants, and the occasional moments of brilliance. He was a master of the art of trolling, weaving chaos into entertainment.

And then there were the guests—the rotating cast of characters who graced the Killstream. From political pundits to fringe personalities, they all stepped into the spotlight, knowing that they’d be dissected, ridiculed, or celebrated.

Ethan Ralph was more than a streamer; he was a cultural phenomenon. His unapologetic style resonated with those who reveled in the chaos of the digital age. He pushed boundaries, shattered norms, and left an indelible mark on the internet’s collective memory.

But like all things ephemeral, the Killstream had its moments of glory and its share of controversies. The drama, the bans, the heated exchanges—they all contributed to the legend of Ethan Ralph.

And now, as we bid farewell, let us remember him not just as a provocateur but as a flawed human navigating the tumultuous currents of cyberspace. May his pixels rest in peace, forever etched in the annals of internet lore.

Farewell, Ethan Ralph. May your memes live on, and may the Killstream continue to echo through the digital ether.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I want to see Ralph hop on the AVGN copycat train 17 years too late. At this point it's almost the least expected outcome, right behind redemption.

I want him to play Resident Evil 7 just to see how self aware he is and if he quits when Jack is introduced and Ralph realizes that everyone is going to make Ronnie jokes.